#mr. bernard

Pecola’s Anime Picture Book 6: Let's Go! Peco-Ranger (Part 2)

(Source - Scanned by Me)

A/n: so I had this idea that the reader will read savage tweets to the avengers. Also the tweets will probably be old since I did not go on twitter and got them off Google.

Summary: Reader writes in her diary/journal who is called Mr. Bernard about her reading tweets to the avengers and their reactions.

Pairings: Tony Stark x Daughter, OG Avengers x Reader(Platonic), Peter Parker x Reader(Dating).

Warnings: Tweets, Swearing, Fluff

Words:

Dear Mr. Bernard,

The day had started off pretty normal, who would have thought I would end up reading tweets to my dad and his merry bunch of spies, a god, a dude with serious anger issues and super soldier.

I was making dinner for the team when my boyfriend, Peter Parker 

(yeah, that one hell of a talk, it went like

“Daddy, I’m dating Peter.

What the Fuck? What do you mean? I’m going to kill that motherfucker! 

What motherfucker are you talking about killing Dad? I’m dating Peter Parker

Oh! That’s Fine Don’t corrupt the poor boy)

started sending me what looked like screenshots of...tweets. They were of fast food restaurants...roasting each other??Huh? Why the fuck is he sending me tweets of fast food restaurants roasting each other.

   I opened the pictures and let me tell you they were funny as hell. But while I was reading them Steve looked over my shoulder and read one and asked me what are those? One thing led to another and I started reading it to them.

 Their reactions were priceless. The first one was

@HOOTERS

Whatcha got? @wendy’s

@WENDY’S

Uniforms our employees can wear in winter.

Dad, Clint and Nat were full on cackling. Bruce was trying to hide a smile. Bucky and Steve were very confused, and I told them next weekend we are going to hooters.

   The next few had the same reactions as the first one but with me adding stuff on my “Give-Stucky-an-edu-ma-cation-on-the-Future-world-list”. 

@TONY X. 

so @wendy’s u just gonna let @IHOb sell burgers on you block? thought you were the og?

@WENDY’S

Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard. 

@OLD SPICE  why is it that the “fire sauce” isn’t made with any real fire? seems like false advertising

@TACO BELL

@Old Spice is your deodorant made with really old spices

They were honestly scared of Wendy’s, it was funny that two super soldiers were scared of a fast food restaurant,but it is what it is.The night was spent crying, laughing, blushing at the inappropriate ones and explaining. There was a call from Fury about changing the screensavers of the employees of S.H.I.E.L.D. (I told him Loki had done it,but I knew Tony had done it) and I had to inform him that there was never to be a twitter for the fossils. Bonding time is fun! Who would have thought? Well I hope you enjoyed my monologue. 

PEACE, 

Pecola Seika Coloring Book

(Source - Scanned by ChainsawVulture)

Pecola Seika Coloring Book

(Source - Scanned by ChainsawVulture)

A/N: I posted these stories on my old tumblr account“mylove4life”. Criticism is much appreciated.

Summary: usage of the word daddy through the life of y/n stark.

Warnings: swearing

Pairings: peter parker x reader (dating), tony stark x daughter reader.

Words: 495

Dear Mr Bernard,

The word “daddy” has always been a special word in my vocabulary. It was something I called my dad, when I was younger and he is one of the most important people in my life. So I’ll regale you with the usage of the word “daddy” in my life.

 2 years old: it was my first word, well not really my first word was avengers (still wonder where I got that from) so let’s not get off track (stupid stark ADHD). I called my dad “daddy” because well everybody in the cartoons I watched called their fathers daddy.

8 years old: Dad recently was kidnapped and told the media that he was Iron Man so whenever he was hurt and/or coming back from a mission, I called him daddy. He always got a little genuine smile on his face and I was like happy, ya know dad didn’t give out genuine smiles, it was like a warm hug with tons of hot chocolate.

10 years old: I am not proud to say that I didn’t call and meet him as much I as should have but the chitauri and hammer/vanko stuff was annoying but give me a break, I was studying at M.I.T, yes I almost completed when I was 10/11 years old. 4/5 years before dad.

15 years old: I went to Midtown High because Pepper decided I needed to be around kids my age (I hate it…. I went to fucking M.I.T, lady) so why I used the word daddy (first get your head out of the gutters, I didn’t use it like that, you perverts) was because of an inside joke that included a spanking paddle, a certain peter parker, some Spiderman webs and a squirrel

 (1 long humiliating, embarrassing and frustrating story that I will tell later If I’m in a good mood)

17 years old: I used the word to tell dad I was dating peter parker, it went like this 

(Y/n: Daddy I’m dating peter

Dad: how/why in the name of holy fuck are dating peter? 

Y/n: daddy, which peter are you talking about?

Dad: I’m talking about quill, why?why?him.

Y/n: daddy no not that one he’s like 40, 

Peter Quill interrupted us and said “Excuse me I’m 37” both of us glared at him and he gave us a judgemental look and walked away. 

Y/n: I’m talking about Peter Parker, 

Dad: Sure, He is a good kid, don’t break him 

Y/n: ok daddy :) 

just a short version of how it went. And I also used it with my Puppy dog/Disney princess to get what I wanted.

Well whoop-dee-doo would u look at the time it’s late, time to go away. But the outro for this journal entry is not done so I’ll do it right now. This is the way I used the word “daddy” in my life. Well my very short life. So I hope you were not bored and it was good.

summary: tony finds a condom box in his daughters bedside drawer and jumps too conclusions like a monkey

A/n: I posted this on my old blog mylove4life

word count: 280

Dear Mr Bernard,

Today was a very embarrassing day, since dad found my and Peter's condom box and let me tell you that was a long long talk, almost 90 minutes, it was 5400 seconds long talk.

A few snippets from the talk provided by yours truly and JARVIS:

Dad: you, young man are too young to have sex and you, young lady, What      were you thinking corrupting that sweet, young pupp-I mean boy.

Dad: you are both 17 years old what if you get pregnant,it would ruin that poor boy’s life

Y/n: Hey! What about my life? i'm young too

Dad: you've been to college, he hasn't

Y/n: well that’s true

At the very end of the lecture including safe sex and a pregnancy test that came back negative.Pepper comes in. 

Pepper: stop that! They haven’t had sex 

Dad: Wait what!

Pepper:Didn’t you hear the long lecture Steve gave them when they were using condoms as balloons?

Dad:No! Where was I?

Y/n: you had gone out to buy cereal cuz you ran out.

Dad:Alrighty-o Kiddo, Underoos I would like to apologize for this gross misunderstanding. Don’t do drugs, stay in school and drink milk. *bows and leaves*

After dad left:

Peter,smirking and whispering: so Mr. Stark should never find out about what you got me to do.

Y/n,with a painful looking smile, while waving as pepper left: I never forced you to choke me or call me a good whore.

Peter, with his smirk slipping off: well you were the one that introduced me to it or else i was a sweet innocent boy.

Pecola promotional art in high-resolution

All these images were found on the Nelvana website around in 2001-2002.