i can’t move off spotify bc it has the only proof that i listened to viral songs/musicians before they went viral, like the true hipster i am
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i can’t move off spotify bc it has the only proof that i listened to viral songs/musicians before they went viral, like the true hipster i am

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unironically obsessed w this tweet
im the most hirable person in this applicant pool
every brad mondo video
girl: *puts bleach in her hair*
brad: oh honey no. NO oh my god. no sweetheart what are you DOING
*five seconds later*
girl: *perfectly styled dyed hair*
brad: omg YASSS queen oh my god it looks so GOOD
me usually: >:(
me while singing defying gravity at the top of my lungs: :)

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its 2020. i’ve downloaded the Twitter App on my phone and am typing a tweet. “i hope donald trump di-“
but before i finish typing, the Twitter Snipers have found me. they hit a precise shot at my hands, rendering them useless. they prevented me from expressing my true wishes: that i hope donald trump discloses his goddamn taxes
the romantic tension between me and the anonymous user reading the google slides presentation at 2am
i just finished the adventure zone: balance and i’m crying yall