#mostly funny

"This is humiliating..." Minimus grumbled in embarrassment as he was kneeling in front of you, these cute matching green fox's ears on top of his helm and tail behind him.

"No, it's cute, not humiliating." You corrected him with a smile, "Big difference! Also, I doubt that foxes can actually speak?"

"Ah, pardon me," Minimus cleared his intake, ready and willing but stopped when he realized something very crucial, "Wait, what kind of sounds do foxes make?"

"Does it matter?"

"Yes, if you want this to be authentic."

"I don't actually know?" You said and Minimus frowned, "How can you not know? You're the one who picked my costume."

"Okay, okay, calm down, and let's use some good old-fashioned search machine." You said as you reached for your datapad that was resting on your berth.

You sat on the edge of the said berth and patted the spot next to you and Minimus took the hint and sat next to you.

You were typing 'What does the fox-' when you already got a ton of suggestions, but only one stood out the most.

"Huh, there is this human song called 'The Fox' by something called Ylvis?" You thought out loud and you opened the link to the video.

You and Minimus watched the video and it was weird.

"I... I can't believe this is real?" Minimus said as he processed what you both just saw.

"It has over 1,1 billion views, I think it has to be, right?" You asked as you looked at the video's info.

"Are you certain-?" Your lover was asking but then you showed him the comment section, "And look, all the humans are complimenting it! It has to be real!"

You and Minimus looked at the comments and sure enough, they were all pretty much positive. The two of you looked at each other and you grinned as you put the datapad away.

"Well, let's see what kind of sounds I can pull out of you, my little fox!"

And that was the only warning your green lover got before you bounced on him.

Just as the two of you were getting things going on, wonk, in your habsuite, Skids, and Getaway happened to pass by your room on their way to Swerve's bar and they heard some of the sounds you were both making.

"What the frag are they doing in there?"

"I don't know but based on the sounds it's either super kinky or someone is dying."

"Should we check?"

"What, and risk walking in on them doing something nasty?" Getaway shook his helm, "No thanks, I much rather hear later if someone actually did die."

Grrrr :)

Choose wisely ...

Like switching the side of the video that the unmute button is on