May 21
im crying in subnautica 2 whenever mark forgets about oxygen and has to swim up really quickly he starts begging for his life. and then if he doesn't make it he starts strangling the camera
He likes breathing
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im crying in subnautica 2 whenever mark forgets about oxygen and has to swim up really quickly he starts begging for his life. and then if he doesn't make it he starts strangling the camera
He likes breathing
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Simon's in Round 3 of Tumblr Sexyman. He is against Gomez Addams. He is losing by 2% with a vote count of close to 50k.
May you spread the word and get people to vote for the blood man? The Bloodymary fandom will thank you for your service.
You heard them
”hi my name is markiplier and i dont do drugs!……that you know of..”
(i forget what it’s from but it’s funny)
Thank you anon! It’s from Drug Dealer Simulator
“There has always been a face in the worm.”
I’m On Observation Duty: LIVER
And a special mention to him arguing with chat about the clock and calendar for 2 straight rounds
was gonna put examples, but honestly, "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" has so many good quotes so just go through and pick ya favorites or somethin
You are absolutely right toastie, it’s a goldmine. Here’s a bonus CHUNK-OF-PLIER just for you:
“And if I can get a discount on ending someone else’s life, you know I’m going to take that chance.”
“You can whomp it, you can whack it, but in addition to that… it’s also a taser.”
“I like my ass the way it is and I don’t need it whipped, for any reason, whatsoever, period, no further discussion needed, shut up!”
“Enter the whirlwind of pain.”
“In your eye, bitch! Bitch eye!!”
“Maybe it will dazzle them in the eye before they get swapped in the- what do I do??”
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"These are my *fucking* bees"
I have no idea what it's from and I've been looking for it for ages so I'm hoping you can help 🙏 im 90% sure it's not from raft or the distractable episodes "The Bob's and the Bees" or "Evil League of Evil"
Alright, anon. I have scoured the videos. I double-checked the Raft playthroughs, Valheim, Pogostuck, Hand Simulator Survival, Bee Simulator, Lethal Company, the bee episode of Don’t Starve Together, Shut In (bee jar) and the available transcripts of all episodes of Distractable with no luck. Therefore, I mobilize the Markiplier Once Said community!
Go my soldiers. Search the webs
"WANNA KNOW ABOUT MY LOOSE LIPS? MY LIPS ARE THE LOOSEST! The loosiest lips you've ever seen" (3 scary games #6)
Heard this one yesterday and couldn't stop laughing,, wtf lmao
Loose lips and 5 ovens
Have you done the whole "Oh you crying? Oh, little baby crying?.... Are you mentally unwell? Are you having an emotional breakdown right now?... There's people you can talk to. Not me, though. Bye!... It--I'm not mean! It's a demon. She's a demon. SHE'S A DEMON! She's a--I can BULLY her!... And she tried to kill me!... Oh, so mean. Are you having a little defensey wensies of a demon?... OH no. Is your favorite youtuber a little bit mean?" bit from Crimson Snow.
You wouldn’t defend a demon