Gloria Bugsnax

Joined the Boston Flowers as an incineration replacement for Matheo Carpenter in season 4

Fell to the Hades Tigers during Fall Ball

Played for the Flowers from season 4, day 59 to the end of season 24

Morrow Doyle

Season 1 original player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves

Participated in the (at the time) longest game played by minutes that would become the Grand Unslam and hit the grand slam that the Grand Unslam is named for

Joined the Flowers in Season 4 as a Feedback replacement for Hotbox Sato

The Flowers and Tacos game that immediately followed their death became the first ever spillover, broke the record for longest game by inning and minutes, and is known as the Protest Picnic

Played for the Hall Stars in season 10 and was Released

Assorted blaseball players and entities as text posts, part 2!

I pitch the ball

hey blaseball tumblr i’ve been holing away working on this for the past 3 months (oops) working on this!  do you like stories about tarot? the grand unslam and/or morrow doyle and/or the mic? the everlasting consequences of being a shelled one’s POD (on the anniversary of steph winters being shelled no less)? the semi-centennial and gerund pantheocide’s refusal to move? because this has it all! cards fall where they may is an interactive blaseball twine anthology, containing 3 stories about morrow doyle, peanutiel duffy, and gerund pantheocide respectively. it is 12k words (with each story being around 4k), and this story also uses occasional flashing text, colours, and animation, as well as elements which may cause eyestrain, so take care! it is also not mobile friendly, so you’re going to want to ideally play on desktop. content warnings are on the first page!

The Hall Stars, including Workman Gloom, Morrow Doyle, and Jaylen Hotdogfingers

Morrow Doyle

Season 1 original player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves

Participated in the (at the time) longest game played by minutes that would become the Grand Unslam and hit the grand slam that the Grand Unslam is named for

Joined the Flowers in Season 4 as a Feedback replacement for Hotbox Sato

The Flowers and Tacos game that immediately followed their death became the first ever spillover, broke the record for longest game by inning and minutes, and is known as the Protest Picnic

Played for the Hall Stars in season 10 and was Released

Played for the Flowers from season 4, day 58 to season 4, day, 98

Jenkins Ingram

Season 1 original Shadows player for the Boston Flowers

Joined the lineup in Season 22 via Voicemail, retreated to the Shadows where they remained 50 days later

Fell to the Boston Flowers during Fall Ball

Cursed with Can't Lose during Season 2 of Coronation era and bounced around the entire league