Mountain (Mormon) Meadows Massacre Site, Washington County, Utah, 2020.

ZCMI- Zion’s Co-Operative Merchantile Institution, Salt Lake City, 1977.

Beehive House, Home of Brigham Young and Some of His Many Wives, Salt Lake City Streetscape, 1969.

The restaurant's answer...

...did not really answer the question.

Because (after saying that you could choose from three different meats and describing the sauce and such) they just said "stir-fry veggies"... instead of actually telling them which vegetables are in it.

Is it mostly peppers and onions and maybe some celery or carrots or something?

Or has the mixture been contaminated by the likes of inedible horrors like broccoli or green beans?

Or did they do something weird and like... stir-fry a bag of "spring mix" lettuce blend?

All of those possibilities are "veggies."

It's like if someone asked what was in a burger and they described your choice of condiments and such, told you what kind of bun it's on and whether or not it's toasted, and then just said... "meat." Is it ground beef? Turkey? Spam? Rat? What's left of that awful manager who used to work here until mysteriously vanishing last week? A blend including all of the above? Who knows!

Instead of... y'know... an ALIEN...

...In freaking STAR WARS...

The series of movies where in just the first movie alone you see dozens of different alien species. Like, the Mos Eisley cantina scene alone has more variety in aliens than... probably most other movies ever made.

And this person was trying to argue that it was "reasonable" to just... assume Yoda was a human and that the only reason why he looks so very not-human-like is... because he's old. And tried to defend this by saying "we didn't have any information on anything back then!"... even though the only information you need to figure that Yoda is an alien is "aliens exist in this setting," and you had that more than two hours of movie runtime before Yoda first appears. And heck, we STILL don't have any information on Yoda's species besides "lives a long time, ages slow, likes to eat weird stuff."

Like... even if you somehow are so unfamiliar with Star Wars that you don't already know who Yoda is... the reasonable assumption upon seeing him is This Guy Is Not Human. Maybe you might assume he's some sort of elf or goblin creature if "alien" doesn't immediately come to mind because you don't know he's from a space/sci-fi themed series. Heck, he lived 900 years and has magical(ish) powers so "little green space elf" isn't even an inaccurate description. But what kind of person sees non-human ears, non-human skin color, non-human three-toed feet and three-fingered hands, non-human proportions in general, and thinks... "oh, must be a weird human!"