#moringottos

It’s clearly the pinkie which is also and not coincidentally the most exposed but sadly the least conducive to jokes

moringottos replied to your photo “up to our old tricks”

from experience the ring finger is the best to lose and also apparently the easiest to reattach in which case it looks crooked and weird forever but you can do tricks with it and gross out everyone

questionabletimedescisions replied to your photo “up to our old tricks”

I know someone who lost some of their fingers. If you can't reattach, and you're concerned about losing strength, I'd say pointer or pinkie. Apparently the force created between the thumb and the pointer is less than a middle or ring finger. (so unfortunately, If you character needs to keep some strength, I'd suggest not cutting those two, no matter how funny)

It makes me so happy to have friends who will immediately fall over themselves answering a question like this with expert scientific advice and horrific experience.

So ceiling beam or maglor?

   GG GIVES ME UNENDING FEELS like he’s a babychild who was just crowned king and suddenly the third kinslaying happened and that personally overshadows him for the rest of his reign, like what   

I KNNNNOOOOOOWWWW it’s so ugghhh. just imagining a not-even-adult having to deal with post-massacre refugees etc, bab

moringottos replied to your post:                  actualmermaid  replied to your  post :          ...                

   I missed the rest of this and thought GG was Green Giant    

look at all this slander

thulimo reblogged your post and added:

absolutely true

madtomedgar replied to your post “Good morning, @moringottos is one of the most selfless and amazing...”

it is known

fellowshipofthegay reblogged your post and added:

i third this fact

gandalfwho reblogged your post and added:

seconded, indisputably

moringottos replied to your post “Good morning, @moringottos is one of the most selfless and amazing...”

what no absolutely not fight me entirely

2. Tell the bar guy, “Open the whiskey, Tom, and make me a mint julep. Then maybe I won’t seem so stupid to myself.”

THANKS YOU LOVELY BEE <33333

1. i like my body and and i’m starting to accept parts of it i hated before ex. my thighs and tbh i think my bone structure is pretty neat and i’m surprised i never broke any of them because they’re basically bird bones

2. (i spent 10 minutes staring at the screen trying to think of more things this is hard fuck) i got pretty good at evaluating my mental state and the reasons why i am not doing the things i am supposed to do and i think i’ve reached the point where i’m starting to fight back the not-doing-anything inertia that my last depressive episode threw me into

3. i’m a fast learner (when i want to) 

4. i think i’m pretty graceful??? like in my body language so you’ll probably catch me sitting elegantly while 4 out of 5 words that leave my mouth are “fuck”

bee why must you embarrass me like this

ummmmm

i deal with stress by knocking out a whole bunch of projects or reading fic for 5 hours, there’s no in-between

i usually have excellent taste in holiday presents