#more-zero-than-ace

(( There’s no “both” option. -insert bothered muttering here-

Hello darling!

watcha mean bro?

bc I see the word impressive and the word awful in the same message so im getting confused. 

like…text formating as in the text format my blog has? or like, the text format my writing has? 

bc, I mean, if it is the second one OH BOY LET ME TELL YA. LET ME TELL YOU MY FRIEND ABOUT THAT. 

LIKE

EVERYONE THINKS BEING A FUCKING WRITER IS THE EASIEST SHIT EVER. LIKE, PSH YEAH YOU A WRITEr? WHATEVEEEEER ~

WHILE NO. ITS NOT WHATEVER BC ITS ACTUALLY THOSE TINY DETAILS THAT MAKES READING PLEASEANT YOU PIECES OF SHITS, LIKE??? 

CAN YOU BELIEVE? THIS IS AN EXTRACT OF A WRITING I DID BACK IN 2010: 

Porcierto, olvide mencionar que soy una enamoradiza de primera?, si?, que buenoque ya les dije, no es que me obsesione como algunas chicas que no tienen vidani nada, pero para mi es algo fácil enamorarme, & eso es el causante de mi únicoproblema, bueno, claro quitando de lado los exámenes de ingreso a la prepa,presiones con el estudio, Xv a los cuales soy dama & tengo que asistir, lasclases de baile, etc., mi gran problema es EL!,si, EL!, pueden pensar que no es tanmalo como suena,…PERO LO ES!, les explico, ELse llama James  Underwood Kingrom, tiene15 años, al igual que yo pero el es mayor por 4 meses, es el Señor-mírenme-soy-popular-atlético-&-todas-las-chicas-se-mueren-por-mi,esta largo no? Déjenme decirles que ese es su apodo corto! es en serio!, cuales mi problema con el?, pues…que esun engreído, arrogante, presumido, orgulloso, mujeriego, celoso, entrometido, chicoque puede haber en toda la secundaria!, & LO PEOR!; ESTOY ENAMORADA DE EL!, no me malentiendan , es solo que,hay algo en el que me atrae ciegamente, un no-se-que!, & me molesta esoporque me pongo tan pensativa-romántica al pensar en el, después de todo puede llegar a ser…amable, caballeroso, educado, responsable, amigable, guapo,divertido, con unos ojos azul cielo como el cielo despejado, & una sonrisaque ilumi…….VEN DE LO QUE HABLO!!??, ugh! Ya notan mi problema?, el punto aquíes que me gusta & no me agrada para nada eso!, me falta mencionar que estamosen el mismo salón pero eso no quiere decir nada, el no me toma ni como su amiga, solo como otra compañera del salón,es decepcionante, & mas su mala actitudde “tengo a todas las chicas que quiera, lero lero!”; tengo ya queaceptarlo, es decir, como YO? Alguien que elya creo que ni se da cuanta de que existo le puedo gustar?, suspiropesadamente, mejor ya me olvido de el, no vale la pena, no valieron aquellaslagrimas por el, no vale la pena elpara pensar en el, no la vale.

That’s a fucking entire paragraph. No fucking space. No ….sense whatsoever. It’s jsut. Cringy. cringy. cringy. cringy. 

And this is me now, in 2017: 

Lance would take the bait, he really would, but he can’t, not when Keith’s eyes shine with playfulness and mischievousness, arching an daring eyebrow at him. Not when Keith’s cheeks are colored in a soft pink color and his hair is pushed back, allowing Lance to see his dark blue eyes clearly.

There’s something hypnotizing about Keith under the three moons of the planet they are currently on. Maybe is the fact that Keith’s wearing his jacket? Nah, can’t be, even though it looks like it was made for him and it makes Lance’s heart flutter.

Maybe it was the trees? The big tall trees filled with small flowers that resemble to the roses back on Earth, except these ones were covered in a pale red color mixed with green.

Lance doesn’t know, and it’s not like he wants to figure it out. He’s just glad that whatever is there around them stays, because it’s been so long since he has seen Keith so carefree, so at ease.

He doesn’t want it to end.

SURE OK, IT MIGHT STILL BE CRAP BUT IT’S NOT 2010 CRAP. SO LIKE???

THE FUCKING TEXT FORMAT AND HOW YOU PLACE THINGS IS SO DAMN IMPORTANT. 

I HAVE SEEN FICS THAT HAVE EVERYTHING IN ONE SINGLE PARAGRAPH AND I CLOSE THAT TAB LIKE LIGHTNING BC MY EYES HURT TO SEE DIAGLOUE AND NARRATION ALL CRAMP UP. 

 LIKE? 

IDK WHY IM YELLING, THAT’S PROBABLY WHAT YOU DIDN’T EVEN MEANT TO TALK ABOUT BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I THOUGHT MIGHT AS WELL RAMBLE ABOUT IT BC I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THAT. 

16. Hair color? dark brown

19. If you had one wish, what would it be? uhmm i wish my family wasn’t homophobic

!!!!!!  

Cheesecake: What is your favourite sweet treat? 

ice cream and cookies   

Pound Cake: A picnic on a summer’s day with all your favourite treats or a rainy day in a cozy coffee shop with a book? 

rainy day !

Strawberry Shortcake: Name five of your favourite fictional characters. 

Marina, Marie, Callie, Papyrus, my oc Velkan 

Coconut Cake: A lazy, beautiful tropical paradise or a busy, wondrous city? 

lazy beautiful tropical paradise  

Angelfood Cake: Tell us a cringey childhood story. 

once when i was so smol i peed myself in front of my class at school :^( 

Red Velvet Cake: Name your ultimate guilty pleasure. 

uhmmm..... well....

Ice-cream Cake: What is your go-to ice-cream order (toppings included!)? 

Vanilla ice cream, sometimes with cookies

Princess Cake: Name some of the things you wanted to be when you grew up. 

Veterinarian, musician/singer, smthing related to arts. 

Fairy Cake: If you could live in one imaginative land (eg: from a book, movie, etc), where would it be and why? 

Inkopolis, do i rlly need to explain SDFDSGFH

Carrot Cake: What does someone have to do to get you to be their friend?