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Patton: One day I wanna be a dad. A real dad.
Logan: You already are.
Patton: But guys, you are not my children.
Virgil: Oh my God. What happened to you?
Roman, writing in journal: Today marks the day I was disowned by my own father.
Thomas: Wtf?
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x I’m going to tell my kids this is Patton Sanders
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“Patton Morality Sanders” aesthetic/moodboard - to the goofy father-figure !
Virgil | Logan | Roman
Patton: Okay, it's your turn, Virgil.
Virgil: Uhhhh… Kiss Patton, marry Logan and kill Princey.
Roman: What?! You'd kill me?? Your partner?
Virgil: Well, duh. I would never kiss or marry you.
Roman, internally: We'll see about that!
[3 years later]
Virgil, at their wedding: Haven't you heard of reverse psychology?
Roman:
Roman: IT. WAS. A. TRAP.
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Logan: I'm immune to hurtful words because Patton says nice things to me every day to protect me.
Roman: I'm immune to hurtful words because Virgil is mean to me every day so I'm prepared.
Logan: How are you feeling?
Virgil: Dunno, a little sad.
Patton: Don't be sad, 'cause sad backwards is das, and das not good.
Thomas:
Thomas, unplugging Wi-Fi: I think that's enough Internet for you.
Patton: You wanna hear a dad joke?
Logan: No.
Patton: Yeah you do, here it goes-
Virgil: I'm already dead I'm already dead I'm-
