#moqing

1. zhongli x childe

so basic, but so twisted (and i, and 85% of the fandom, completely understand)

horny 25/8

definitely into some kind of kink or another

has read 1042938494 hurt-comfort-angst fics

into younger semes x older ukes

2. chongyun x xingqiu

shotacon (but same)

90% of you are super vanilla

scratch that, all of you are

but horny 20% of the time

had some kind of a vanilla-ass shoujo phase

3. kaeya x diluc

enjoys pain

like a lot of pain

also sassiness

people shit on you for iNcEsT but they don’t ✨understand✨ it’s not about that :’(

(i mean even if it is, you do you ig)

probably alcoholic

 4. albedo x aether

variant of xingyun stans, meaning: SO vanilla + obsessed with soft boys

but has a deeper affinity for pain and angst

obsessed with ✨coffee shop✨ aus

probably an introvert

if you have albedo: you probably weren’t planning to roll for him, but he was just too pretty to resist

if you don’t have albedo: there is only regret. 

5. xiao x aether

liked ao haru ride

you’re kind of lonely and sad but still dreaming of luv

aka you’re a romantic just vibing with xiao’s edginess

congratulations, you have xiao

(or diluc. im sorry.) 

6. albedo x xiao x aether

vanilla albether shippers but make it spICIER

actually not that horny

into 20% hurt, 80% comfort

just a simp for pretty boys

7. xiao x venti

COMFORT HOES

just want more soft-hours fanfics and fanarts

have struggled to figure out who’s shorter

screamed at the yakshas pv and asserted xiaoven superiority

8. childe x aether

honestly just obsessed with childe

also ships zhongchi 

loves clingy semes

horny 22/5, and softer uwuwuw

9. mona x keqing

so obsessed with tsunderes, it’s embarrassing

likes the colour purple LMAO 

has 1009403849 other waifus

has whaled

10. beidou x ningguang

SUCH a simp for alpha women

and you are a submissive 

mature, but chaotic 

loves tamendegushi (if you don’t know it, read it)

[edit]: this is literally a shitpost for entertainment purposes, but if you are offended, I apologise and offer these posts as peace treaties:

for kaeluc haters

for anti-paedophilia warriors