#moonz

Like A Hostage (18+) : Megara

Loser Trapped In A Hot Body : Meizini, Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 (18+)

Cut The Cameras (18+) : M&M

High Performance (18+) : Maphinz

Manon: Compliment me.

Yoonchae: You have eyes.

Manon: Yeah, that works.

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Yoonchae: So, what's for dinner?

Manon, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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Yoonchae, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Manon.

Manon, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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Yoonchae: Manon, I got suspended from school…

Manon: WHAT?!?! What did you do?

Yoonchae: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.

Manon: And…?

Yoonchae: I asked which end…

Manon, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.

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Yoonchae: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Sophia: Cannibalism.

Yoonchae: *confused chewing noises*

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Sophia, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Yoonchae: Blue flavor!

Sophia: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Yoonchae: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Sophia: Blue is not a flavor!

Yoonchae: BLUE FLAVOR!

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Sophia: *Locks Yoonchae in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Yoonchae: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Sophia to Yoonchae: Turn that frown upside-down!

*a little while later*

Sophia: What are you doing?

Yoonchae, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working .

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Yoonchae: Anything else?

Sophia: Yeah. Stay away from me!

Yoonchae: Alright. See you in the room we share.

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Daniela: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Daniela: *turns around and helps Yoonchae through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Yoonchae.

Yoonchae: Okay.

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*Daniela and Yoonchae are in a mirror maze*

Daniela, seeing Yoonchae: C'mon, you got it! Almost through!

Yoonchae: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it*

Daniela: *screams*

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Yoonchae: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Daniela: Forty five seconds?!?

Yoonchae: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Daniela, hugging Yoonchae: Too late.

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Yoonchae: What’s sexting?

Daniela: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Yoonchae: All snacks are gone.

Daniela: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Yoonchae, upon learning how Daniela did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Daniela: Well, not really.

Yoonchae: You’re just a liar.

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Yoonchae: You’re giving me a sticker?

Daniela: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Yoonchae: I’m not a preschooler.

Daniela: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Yoonchae: I earned this, back off!

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Lara: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Yoonchae: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Lara: As a responsible adult-

Yoonchae: *chuckles*

Lara: … As a responsible adult—

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Yoonchae: *sighs*

Lara: You bored?

Yoonchae: Yeah.

Lara: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Yoonchae: I thought you’d never ask.

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Yoonchae: N... No!

Lara: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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Yoonchae, gently nudging Lara aside with their foot: Lara, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Lara, their eyes enormous: You kick Lara? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Yoonchae! Jail for Yoonchae for one thousand years!

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Megan: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Yoonchae: Hi.

Megan: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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*During a game of Hangman*

Yoonchae: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose.

Megan: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!

Yoonchae: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!

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Yoonchae: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Megan!

Megan: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Yoonchae: You're not my friend anymore.

Megan: I was your friend?

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Megan: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Yoonchae: What is that?

Megan: it’s a keyboard smash

Yoonchae: How do I do it?

Megan: just press anything

Yoonchae: 7

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Megan, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Yoonchae, standing in front of Megan: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

Megan, crying: Please...stop...

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Yoonchae: Awww, why don't you like cats, Megan? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??

Megan: I don't know Yoonchae, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Yoonchae:

Megan: I'm ALLERGIC.

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Yoonchae: All of your existences are confusing.

The Group: How so?

Yoonchae: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.