The famed Monty Python Accidents sketch. It demonstrates the Human Condition about as well as anything in history. Arguably its finest moment occurs when, after the maid falls onto the dagger which Eric Idle is simply holding innocently enough, the butler (Graham Chapman) returns, clearly becoming increasingly peeved, and he brings for reinforcement, to presumably save the day....some random unidentified man (Terry Jones), who’s armed with a green apron. He meets with a predictable result. Monty at its finest.

The fabulous, marvelous Timmy Williams (Eric Idle) now enters the fray. Mr. Williams could be said to be, perhaps, not quite as sympathetic as he might be towards poor Terry Jones. But, he *does* seem to be having a grand time.

Lastly, we have The Wilde Sketch, in which various wit-mæstros try to outdo each other. Alas, to his (possibly 𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙘𝙝-𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜, in its vastness and intensity) chagrin, Shaw (Michael Palin) is dealt a hand from which no elegant escape is possible. The sketch also features Graham Chapman as Wilde, and John Cleese as Whistler. A classic.

Some controversy begins to ensue when the subject of perhaps "losing" the Lion (just...a little bit....) doesn't go over terribly well with star actor Kirk Vilb (Michael Palin), who responds accordingly. The Director James McRettin (John Cleese) adapts remarkably well, however (though there is a bit of falling down, on his part). In the end, it was determined that The Lion is staying in the picture!

And so. After much anticipation, the extremely famous movie star Kirk Vilb (Michael Palin) engages in ferocious combat with a fake lion, all the while fiercely maintaining the integrity of his stogie. Finally, the renowned actor delivers a blow of untold, epoch-defining, fake-lion-lifting-off-the-sand power, which lifts said very fake lion well into the air. From the Monty Python episode Scott of the Antarctic.

GOD: Old woman!

ATHEIST: Man.

GOD: Man, sorry. What god is worshiped in that temple over there?

ATHEIST: I'm 37.

GOD: What?

ATHEIST: I'm 37. I'm not old.

GOD: Well, I can't just call you man.

ATHEIST: You could say Dennis.

GOD: Well, I didn't know you were called Dennis.

ATHEIST: Well, I thought you were all-knowing, aren't you?

GOD: I did say sorry about the old woman, but from behind, you looked-

ATHEIST: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.

GOD: Well, I am God.

ATHEIST: Oh God, very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the mortals, by hanging on to outdated, religious dogma, which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's going to be any progress-

OTHER ATHEIST: Dennis, there are some lovely books down here. Oh? How do you do?

GOD: How do you do good lady? I am God, Lord of the Christians. Whose temple is that?

OTHER ATHEIST: Lord of the who?

GOD: The Christians. We are all Christians.

OTHER ATHEIST: Who are the Christians?

GOD: Well we all are- we are all Christians. And I am your God.

OTHER ATHEIST: I didn't know we had a god. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

ATHEIST: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working mortals-

OTHER ATHEIST: Oh, there you go, bringing mortality into again!

ATHEIST: That's what it's all about! If only people would listen...

GOD: Please, please good people- I am in haste. Who is worshiped in that temple?

OTHER ATHEIST: Nobody is worshiped in that temple.

GOD: Then who is your god?

OTHER ATHEIST: We don't have a god.

GOD: What?

ATHEIST: I told you, we're an atheistic-syndicate commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of an executive officer for the week.

GOD: Yes-

ATHEIST: But all decision by that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs...

GOD: Be quiet!

ATHEIST: ...But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-

GOD: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

OTHER ATHEIST: Order? Who do you think you are?

GOD: I am the Lord, your God.

OTHER ATHEIST: God? Well, I didn't vote for you.

GOD: You don't vote for gods!

OTHER ATHEIST: Well, I can become God then!

GOD: I possess infinite powerful, infinite wisdom, and infinite love. I am everywhere and I know everything; that is why I am your God.

ATHEIST: Listen, the possession of bizarre powers that may not actually exist is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not from some arcane, wine transforming ritual.

GOD: Be quiet!

ATHEIST: You cannot expect to wield supreme, executive power, just because you happen to be able to float around in space and give people diseases.

GOD: Shut up!

ATHEIST: Okay, if I went around, saying I was a deity, just because I was able to tell some people in the desert to kill other people in the desert, they'd put me away!

GOD: Shut up! Will you shut up! *God begins smiting him.*

ATHEIST: Ah, now we see the violence inherit in the system!

GOD: Shut up!

ATHEIST: Oph! Come and see the violence inherit in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

GOD: Bloody mortal! *God leaves in a storm*