Star: Hey Marco, I’m a princess from another dimension and know you better than anyone else. You should totally go out with me.
Janna: I’ve teased you for years and know more secrets about you better than any other girl. Why not just go out with me already?
Jackie: You’ve had a crush on me since we were kids. There’s not a day that goes by that you weren’t thinking about me. Wanna try again?
Hekapoo: I had you trapped for over 16 years in my dimension and was the only girl you were chasing after for all that time. Hows about I make you feel like a man again?
Kelly: I’ve finally broke up with my boyfriend and obviously have more interest in you than these other girls. Can we make it offical?
Marco: *looks over at Tom for help*
Tom: Don’t look at me. I hated you for thinking you stole my girlfriend, but after spending time with you, maybe I was just jealous that you weren’t with me. I wanna date you as much as these girls.
