#mod tara

Zuka has to watch the phighters run around with damaged gears and grabs them after rounds to fix em up since regular healing won’t do anything with gears. He has a few “frequent flyers” (hyperlaser (his gear is so busted that its a miracle it hasn’t blown up in his face yet), rocket (blows himself up), boombox (dive bombs)) he needs to be careful of.

AND THIS IS WHY ZUKA IS THE BEST

It’s a good thing Zuka is Rocket’s dad… otherwise Rocket would be in a lot of trouble all the time. Like. His gear would not be functional.

Hyperlaser’s gear being Massively Fucked is a headcanon a lot of people seem to have which is funny to me

And yeah I’m genuinely shocked Boombox’s gear isn’t in pieces by now what the fuck is it made of. Titanium.

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Kyoya doesn’t cry much, but when he does it’s in private. He hates feeling weak or helpless and most likely has anxiety. He refuses to reach out for help because he thinks it will be perceived as a weak spot. Tamaki is probably the only one who has seen him ever tear up slightly and kyoya most likely blew it off as “something in his eye”. He tries to be strong and it probably hurts him more.

For Medkit, you need at least three people. If you try to restrain him in the usual way he's just gonna bite you which HURTS for someone that doesn't have canine teeth. You need to pin him to the floor, one person on each arm and another holding his legs. Don't go anywhere near his mouth, stopping him from insulting you is not worth the subsequent infection then death, because everyone he's bitten has died within a week. This won't hold him for long, usually long enough for him to calm down. If he's trying to fight Subspace and has an actually good reason to pick a fight, call security for actual help cause he's not staying down for long.

Subspace being pathetically scrawny makes sense, he’s a chemical engineer I mean come on. He is NOT working out.

This is I think the funniest possible headcanon for Sword

like he’s trained enough to know how to disable without killing since he’s also a sweetheart

but like

did Venom ever take this kid to school

One of very few times Subspace felt genuine fear when he got stuck in Gammagraft. He wore it for a concerningly long time (due to a meeting that took longer than expected) and just couldn’t get it off afterwards.

To his embarrassment, not even the other Biografts could help him. It was Hyperlaser who finally got his boss free.

After that fiasco, Subspace would get uncomfortable if he was ever wearing Gamma for an extended period of time. Poor guy would have to take breaks between longer experiments that needed the suit.

He would also get verryyyyy angry if anyone were to bring up ‘the Gammalock incident’. Hyperlaser sometimes holds it over his head. (And yes, I DID make a fnaf joke in there.)

— 🧟‍♀️ 💣 anon

(As in, zombie bomb. My favourite roblox gear!)

SUBSPACE GETTING SPRINGLOCKED WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD FOR THIS BLOG BUT IT IS VERY WELCOME

Hyperlaser coming in clutch… someone give that man a raise

All the Blackrock fighters are stunned whenever they see affordable good food. Even more stunned when they eat it because it actually tastes like something.

Medkit gets all kinds of good food when he’s with the Church. A lot of flavorful, meaty, and filling meals. They are a bit spicy for his taste, but it tastes like something!! It’s incredible!!

(Tw: vomiting)

Hyperlaser tries to avoid eating in between phights since he can’t keep his meals down. Katana notices and offers to get him something to eat when they go out next. Hyperlaser doesn’t agree immediately, but is grateful he did because holy shit good food?? That doesn’t cost a month’s salary??? Amazing. He needs to do this more often. Like as a little treat to himself when he does a good job.

Blackrock having absolutely dogshit food is a funny concept at first glance but makes a lot of sense when you think on it! They’d be as practical and efficient as possible, hence flavorless or badly flavored but nutritious food… any cheap food that tastes like anything is probably just way oversalted…

Medkit getting SPOILED when he ends up in Lost Temple is kind of sweet… bro has never tasted flavor before… he may have the spice tolerance of an anemic victorian child but he’s working on it!

He tripped over his own feet one day and immediately began basically listing off every cuss word he knows, and it absolutely shocked the trio because they've heard about two in their entire lives.

There are more swear words in the Templan language then there are words in Denizen.

I think I'm the favorite

Mod Tara has no favorites. Anyways It’s So Amazing to see more headcanons from you sock.

Vine Staff would be like “aw flip :(“ at world ending catastrophes meanwhile Katana who is usually so levelheaded. Stubs his toe. “OH MOTHERPHUCKING SON OF A BITCH”

I really like the idea of swearing being a SUPER big no in Thieves’ Den especially more organized clans like the DarkAge clan, that makes a lot of sense to me. To my knowledge, Thieves’ Den is based on Japan, and Japanese as a language mostly expresses “cuss words” through harsher intonation and less respectful language. It. It doesn’t really have cuss words. So yeah. Makes sense.

This is projection my dad's music taste sucks

I send sincere prayers for your eardrums /silly

Subspace liking trap remixes is comically in character for him. He is terrible. Someone boo him off stage. Tomato tomato tomato!

Poor Medkit trying to listen to music in peace and then Subspace blasts a torturously loud remix of Medkit’s favorite classical song that butchers and ruins it for the rest of his life.