#mod riz

HAVE FUN THIS IS TOTALLY SFW RIGHT TUMBLR HAHAHA

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Osomatsu:

- Hello, the answer to my prayers

- This little shit is gonna do all he can to hide away to catch a bit of a longer peak

- His whispered, "holy shit," gives him away of course and then come the excuses

- A lot of dumb lines ensue, not really proving him any less guilty and just making him look like even more of an asshole in the long run

- but hey, he can't help that his s/o is this hot!

- He will not feel incredibly sorry and will certainly "forget" to knock more often in the future

Kara:

- He may be a gentleman but god damn he is not going to be one right now

- Jaw: dropped

- Dick: rising

- Glasses: broken on the floor

- This man is someone to stand in silent shock over the scene in front of him only to try and make light of it with strange pick-up lines and compliments that probably get him kicked out in the end

- Would apologize profusely afterwards for both his obvious actions... and also the intrusive thoughts that he may of had during all of it.

- In all honesty he ain’t doing so hot, but I’ll be damned if he isn’t thinking about catching them again in this position.

- This boys a pervert just like the rest of them, no matter how many pretty lines you give him to say it doesn’t negate the fact that he likes a good titty/dicky

Choro:

- This boy would be frozen solid in the doorway, eyes glued onto the scene like he’s a deer stuck in the headlights of a fucking semi and he has no way of moving

- His mouth is opening and closing, and he looks much like a fish in need of water, or you know, something else wet or wild *wink wonk*

- To be honest he’d probably just pass out on the floor, nose bleeding and an obvious tent in his pants that his brothers will now always make fun of him for

- Out of all of them he has the biggest, and smallest reaction, but hey, at least he’s not trying to make weird comments

- Cause he can’t

- Cause he’s probably dead

Ichimatsu:

- This poor boy is actually broken

- He's unable to really compute anything in a correct manner because he's thinking too much at once

- Trash like him shouldn't be staring at his s/o like this, especially since he's been caught

- But maybe they're exhibitionists?

- The thoughts put together create a bit of a rift and Ichi should probably be shoved out of the room in a hot second just because he doesn't know what to do

- He didn't mean harm but he didn't hate the opportunity to see his s/o in some state of undress for a short period of time

Jyushimatsu:

- Jyushi is actually straight in the room and for a second he doesn't even realize his s/o is half naked until he gets hit with a pillow

- After putting two and two together he's got two options

- Immediately leave and pretty much implode on the spot

- or do his signature "eye thing" and just kind of...exist????

-Either way, he needs ice and some time to chill out

- From then on he does knock and ask his s/o what they're doing but if they say changing he still walks in

- help him

Totty:

- Just

- Staring

- Vacant staring with his phone being crushed in his hand like its some sort of cheep plastic toy as he looks at them with wide, wild eyes

- It’s near terrifying when paired with the fact that he is now breathing heavily and can not, for the life of him, respond to anything his s/o is saying in any intelligent way

- He said ‘h’ at some point, though that could of just been him breathing too sharply

- Honestly he’d eventually just leave the room, sit in the living room, and silently scream for hours on end while not moving a single muscle

Do y’all believe in this stuff? I sure as hell do

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Osomatsu:

Osomatsu is a little teasing about it at first, but it's all in good fun. He is interested mostly because his s/o seems so into it and he likes to see his s/o talk about things they find interest in. He never really understands it and in turn, can never really remember what the cards mean in general but he does his best. Getting his fortune read through tarot cards would totally wow him and it's something he would totally be open to doing on a late night or something every once in a while. He doesn't hold the readings to heart but he brings them up once in a while if he can to brighten is s/o's day.

Kara:

In all honesty Kara would find the studies very intriguing and would probably take a big liking to what they’re interested in. Supernatural things are cool! And if that’s what his s/o thinks is cool than god dammit he was going to learn everything about it so that he could impress this person that he liked with something. Whenever they would talk about it he would listen intently and smile so happily at every word the spoke, even letting them do a tarot reading on him once.

All in all Kara would like it, and anything you tell him pertaining to it is information he will retain in order to impress you later on.

Choro:

This boy believes in this stuff too much, he gotta. He just. He gotta. When the idea is first introduced to him he’s quick to brush it off and say it was dumb and childish to believe in those things. Overtime, and through some heavy convincing, he would listen to what they have to say and he would believe every. Single. Fucking. Word. I don’t care how weird or wild it sounds, Choromatsu Matsuno believes it fully and will continue to believe it until the day he fucking dies. When it comes to the tarot card reading he’d be both excited, and scared for it. But, for his s/o? He’d do it in a heartbeat.

Ichimatsu:

Ichimatsu takes more interest first hand about the idea and he's got some beliefs in the supernatural as well, so him and his s/o could most certainly talk on that subject for a while. Ichi most likely knows about tarot cards but his s/o is the first to actually offer a reading, which he takes very hesitantly, something about "not wanting to know his own fate out of fear that it's more disappointing than he planned." However, the information given to him is enough to handle and he actually get pulled further into his s/o's interest and greatly enjoys when they go into the subject of the supernatural on sleepless nights.

Jyushimatsu:

Jyushimatsu knows about the supernatural - quite a lot actually, but it's never the things people would usually know. If anything, his supernatural knowledge is a little offputting yet too fitting for his own physical limits, or lack thereof at times. He loves listening to his s/o about all the things they enjoy and he's all on board for a reading and it's crazy excited. It takes about five minutes to let him, know the true meaning behing the "death" card because it freaks him out at first. After the reading, however, he's crazy about the information, trying to find any point he can tie his reading into his everyday life and continues for readings when he can.

Totty:

Honestly he’s not going to believe them. He will support the beliefs and he will support his s/o in them, but he isn’t going to get too invested into something that he doesn’t really believe in, at all. Over time and tribulations they might be able to convince him of some things, but not a lot of things. Your best bet is to scare him into believing, or make sure that his tarot reading is an unnaturally good one so that he believes that there is something for him to gain from all this.

Always wanted one of those…

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Osomatsu: Cherry boy down! Cherry boy down! Give Oso some time because his s/o became a dream come true for the eldest matsu! His hot girlfriend? In a skimpy, sexy outfit?? For him??? Sign him the fuck up, wham, bam, thank you ma’am - he never acknowledged God as a true deity until this moment for putting his s/o and that damn sweater in the same era. His recovery leads straight into a very sloppy kiss and some sloppier hand grabs. No one should blame him, though. His s/o’s wearing a virgin killer sweater. That’s not the garment to be treated like a fine coat and he knows that as he asks how loose it is, how low it drops and if he can see anything at the right angle without even moving the fabric (he’s delighted to know that answer soon became yes).

Kara: You’ve killed him, he is a Virgin, and you’ve killed him. Here lies Matsuno Karamatsu, dead and happy. But, let’s dial it down and say he isn’t dead, just really shocked, surprised, and probably staring at his s/o while being able to say nothing due to his mind current state. Eventually he’ll straighten up and fix his glasses, try and hum something charming about how it suits their body, or how it frames their figure to match that of a goddess, but we all know he’s just saying that so he can stare at them longer without feeling too bad about it— let’s not forget who brought up why using sunglasses at the beach was such a good idea.

Choro: Well, the name might come to be true with this one due to the fact he can barely look at a cute barista without fearing the power of his boner. Seeing his s/o in one would kill him, literally. It’s hard for him to even process the scene in front of him, let alone respond to it in any real way besides this long, breathy stutter of “c-cu-cute—,” while he tries to regain a natural breathing pattern. It’s, hard to not notice how hard his palms are pressed against his crotch to try and keep his obvious ‘needs’ at bay.

Ichimatsu: His jaw found out how little Ichi sweeps the floor simply because he had no ability to keep it in place after the sight of his s/o in such a blessedly sinful getup. Even trash like him gets to see a beautiful, lustful image before they pass! He most likely forces himself to leave the room just to collect himself before he can even attempt to approach his s/o, almost afraid that laying a finger on the garment would warrant immediate death. The most he can smoothly pull off is actually asking his s/o if he can really “take a look.” After that he’s beyond awkward with light touches and a rather tight facial expression. This s/o shouldn’t expect a hot night.

Jyushimatsu: After a sudden hard stop of whatever the hell Jyushi was doing before seeing his s/o in such getup, he takes a moment to let his bright smile touch his face once more before - Bam - the young man’s fallen backwards with an expression of pure bliss. He’s passed and is now in a better place for a solid few minutes before he comes back to this plane of existence and, being his usual forward self, immediately asks to touch the sweater as he touches the sweater, shuffling the sides and the back a few centimeters each direction to see what all it’s covering. You think this boy is innocent. HA. Get him some ice for the next hour and maybe he’ll be back to normal.

Are we alive? Only when we watch the rain. Here’s some responses we’ve been keeping in our basement against their will.

Oso: He didn't exactly think the family would be too overwhelming, considering his family isn't too crazy in his eyes. He fails to notice that perhaps the combination of a mother with too many questions, a set of very enthusiastic brothers, one of which is so quiet he borders past cold and draws more toward terrifyingly frozen. Osomatsu, of course, notices when Choro asks how his s/o is doing, commenting that they look a little overwhelmed. By that point, Oso realizes point by point just how much is going on and he makes sure to excuse his s/o to the kitchen with perfect timing as their anxiety spiked. He did his best to comfort them as to not alert the family - their sudden entrance would only make things worse. He'd do his best to calm them down enough, not wanting to cut the night short, but he'd openly apologize for letting things get too crazy. He's smart enough to tell his family that things should be calmed down a bit before he brings his s/o back in and he makes sure to check how they're doing every few minutes.

Kara: The very reason he brought them over was to show his family how grand they were, showing them off like a prize to be won. Let’s be honest, he’s a man of joy when it comes to them, but this kind of treatment obviously gets remarks from his family, such as Oso trying to convince his S/O that they could find, literally, anyone better. It’s familial insults but as time passes things get louder, it’s an obvious take as to why considering this family likes to divulge into insanity quicker than any other family, and considering he’s a part of this family he doesn’t notice, not till his s/o is squeezing his jacket really tight to try and get his attention. Trust me as soon as he notices he’s making up something and leaving with them as quick as he can, to the point where he’ll take them outside and to let them breathe in air while he rubs their shoulders in order to try and calm them down. After things are settled he’d offer to go for a walk with them, just wanting them to be happy when they came back to his home. That said, when they do get back he makes an easy request to calm things down. For once people listen to him.

Choro: He’s quick to notice, soon as things start getting heated up in his house, or out of control in any way, he continues to check until it becomes obvious to him that somethings off. He doesn’t really excuse himself, more so takes his s/o’s hand and leads them to the kitchen where no one is. Choro’s smart, at least when it comes to someone he cares about, so he wouldn’t do much besides sit across from them, hold their hands and help steady their breathing for the moment. If need be he’d even get them water to help ease them and offer the outdoors if the noise was still too much. All in all, he’d only leave once and that’s to tell everyone around him to shut the hell up, before inviting you back into an almost silent household with at least three brothers now scared to go near him. He doesn’t take your health lightly.

Ichi: Thankfully, he understands how insane his family can get, and he's more than happy to talk to Jyushi beforehand so he at least understands what's going on. His reason being? If Jyushi is calm, everything is a little calmer altogether. Unfortunately, telling one person in the family doesn’t always act as a message to the rest and he came to realize this idea of keeping Jyushi quiet only added a family member that stared at his s/o with a far too focused gaze while the rest of the family acted just as loud as usual. The panicked breathing starting to form beside him and his s/o’s breathy, “I need to use the restroom,” alerted him immediately. As his s/o moved onto the bathroom, he grabbed two cups of water and followed behind fast enough that he didn’t get locked out. Once inside, with the water given, he’d make sure to calm them down enough that they could talk. He understands if they want to go home, but he does comment that it would be nice if they could stay.  Either way, he’s staying by their side and giving them any assistance they may need.

Jyushi: If anything, Jyushi notices immediately, but his sudden calm demeanor around his family is enough to alert them to calm down. He sets a concerned sleeve on their hands to see how things are doing, but the sudden quiet attention most likely pushes his s/o’s anxiety further. Taking the hints from his s/o’s body language, he politely dismisses his elf and his s/o saying that “it’s nice outside and a walk sounds amazing.” It’s not out of the ordinary for Jyushimatsu to suddenly change subjects or slip outside for a bit of fresh air, so there’s no questioning that follows when he takes his s/o outside and lets them calm down. The next hour or so is taken to grab water, maybe a good comfort snack, and enough fresh air and quiet to give his s/o the chance to return to the house and finish up a calmer family meal.

Hi I laughed too hard at this oopps.

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Osomatsu: There’s some complete silence and perhaps a few tries at another kiss before Oso’s flying off the bed with a sharp, “Oh, shit!” to search for his s/o’s inhaler, asking them questions as to where it could be and then apologizing right after since they can barely answer him. He tracks it down after a while, thankfully bringing the inhaler to his s/o before the attack got any worse. He’s definitely one to comment that, since they have the inhaler close, the makeout can proceed as planned. He may pout a bit if rejected, but he’ll live and still give his s/o attention. The poor dude just wants some smooches, is that so wrong? This won’t stop him from makeout sessions in the future, which means the possibility of emergency inhaler runs because he doesn’t learn from his mistakes.

Kara: This ‘sauve’ and confident man’s first response would be to look at his barely breathing s/o and say with all seriousness, “I guess I really do take your breath away, my hunny,” and then, like a train, it would hit him that maybe saying that was not the right way to go about this situation, as the s/o is still choking on air. Once he realizes the actual problem he’s quick to apologize and run to get them their inhaler as soon as humanly possible because now he feels bad for not noticing what was actually going on, also because he furthered the problem by making them laugh at his cheesy choice in words while they were already kinda dying.

Choro: PANIC MODE INITIATED. CHORO.EXE HAS STOPPED FUNCTIONING PLEASE RESTART SYSTEM. He has stopped everything; every action, every movement, even his own breath as he stares at them like a fucking deer in the headlights of a bus. He wouldn’t even get the hint that, “hey, they need help,” until they are feverishly pointing to their inhaler on the nightstand with enough urgency to finally break Choro out of his creepy, elongated stare. Once the fiasco is over he is sitting in silence on the bed, too scared to start that up again in fear that his s/o will die.

Ichimatsu: It’s a few moments before he can even figure out exactly why his s/o seems to be in danger but soon enough he’s rushing around, going as far as finding his s/o’s bag and dumping the entire thing’s contents on the floor just to see if he can find it. He certainly goes the extra mile to search, even though his s/o has to direct him to the night stand to grab their inhaler. He doesn’t even touch his s/o for a good half hour after the asthma attack, much less regain the mood for any more makeouts. For a while afterward as well, he’s pretty hesitant of starting up any heavy kissing sessions until his s/o convinces him he’s not some awful boyfriend that will end up killing them.

Jyushimatsu: He’s quick to catch on the idea that something’s wrong, but he doesn’t really start moving until it’s obvious that his s/o can’t get their inhaler by themselves. Scrambling to any area the inhaler could be, Jyushi is beyond panicking until he can hand the inhaler back to his s/o. He’ll ask if his s/o wants to restart things when they recover, but he won’t push if they say no, just take a raincheck and make sure they’re safe and sound. He makes a small show from then on by making sure he knows exactly where his s/o’s inhaler is at any time before a makeout session, just in case it happens again so that he doesn’t have to worry, or possibly stop the mood for an emergency again.