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tO whOever submitted this, yOu aren’t very funny.

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Techno teaching a 3 year old Tommy how to stab things:
Phil: Awe... my boys,
Wilbur: AAAHHH MY LEG
Phil, bandaging up wilbur's leg as he screams on the couch: baby's first stabbing 🥰
Wilbur, hyperventilating, shrieking at the top of his lungs, bleeding profusely, watching tommy throw various sharp objects at a dummy: YOU'RE DOING GREAT SUNSHINE. SMILE 😀👍💞☀️
This introject doesn't like being separated from their source!!!
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How about something really sweet with the UF and SF bros? What if on their wedding day with their SO, the only family member their SO had was their elderly grandma who showed the skellies nothing but kindness and was already treating them as family? And then later during the wedding party when the grandma asks if the skelly liked the dress SO was wearing and when they said yes the grandma smiled and said "I'm glad my sleepless nights of making it didn't go to waste~" how would they respond? 0w0
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Red: At first, he hadn't really noticed that you didn't have anyone but your grandma come to the wedding, but that was mostly because he was so focused on you, and he was excited that he was actually getting married to you, finally! It was when he looked around at how small the crowd was, and saw your Grandma sitting right up front, that he realized that she was the only family member that had showed up, although his heart warmed a little when she waved at him and gave him a thumbs up. He liked her, she was a sweet ol' lady. After the vows were said, and everyone was mingling, he made sure to go and talk to her, to make sure that he showed her the respect she deserved. When she told him that she had spent many sleepless nights making that dress for you, he couldn't help but get a little choked up, as he looked at you, and how beautiful you were in that dress. He asked her if she really made it, to which she giggled and told him 'of course!'. He was very moved, and talked to her until the next song came on, to which he asked her if she'd like a dance with him. Flashing his famous toothy grin, and wiggling his eyebrows had her laughing and blushing like a young lady, but she accepted, and you watched the two of them lovingly as they danced across the floor. This was only one of the ways your new Husband thanked your Grandmother for making the day the two of you shared very special.
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Edge: As usual, Edge had wanted to take you to a bridal shop and spoil you on whatever you wanted. You only bought one thing, and that was a tie for him that matched the color of the dress your Grandmother was making for you. You had told her the color you wanted, and she set to work. He was a little put off, and you told him that he just had to wait, because once he saw it, he would love it. He doubted it. When the day came, you didn't see each other until the ceremony, but as he walked up the aisle, his eyes grew wide as he starred at you, in your dress. It had many floral patterns stitched into it, and it was your favorite color, which matched the bouquet you were holding, the flower chest-pin he was wearing, and the tie you had bought for him. By the time he was standing across from you, his cheeks were alight with a bright red blush, as he looked at you, from your eyes, to the dress, and back to your eyes. "You're beautiful.." He whispered, making you blush and smile, before you both said your vows. Afterward, you took him to see your Grandmother, which he insisted he had to see right away, and he had picked one of the flowers from the wedding tables bouquet - a rose - and had bent down on one knee while extending his hand out with the rose in it. "I would like to thank you from the deepest wells of my Soul, M'lady, for you have not only made our Wedding day absolutely amazing, but you have made my bride look stunning in her dress, which.." he paused, searching for the words. "I did not think such a beautiful dress could be made by hand, that only a machine could make something so stunning, but you, sweet lady, have made a dress that people only dream of having.. I sincerely thank you for everything you have done." You were moved to tears at how sweet he was being, and even more so when your Grandma told the both of you that she had spent many sleepless nights working on the dress, and was happy she finished it in time for you.
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Razz: Although Razz wasn't too fond of humans - he found them to be annoying and bothersome - he really liked your Grandma. They had spent time cooking together, she taught him how to knit and crochet, and she was even teaching him how to drive. They always had a blast together and he brought out her wild, younger side. So today, on your marriage day, he was very happy to see her in the front row, waving excitedly to him as he waited for you to walk down the aisle. When you finally did walk down the aisle, and stood in front of him, his eyelights were blown wide, as he stared at your beauty. Where on earth would you have gotten such a beautiful dress...? After vows were said, and the two of you had a few minutes to yourselves, he couldn't help but run his fingers against your sides and belly, feeling the different patterns sewn in there. He was about to say something about it, when he was interrupted. "I see you like the dress!" your Grandma said, causing you both you flinch. You smiled, and Razz turned around to look at her. "Did.. Did you make this...?" He asked, and she laughed a little. "Yes. It took me quite a few days, and many sleepless nights. I'm glad that you like it~" she said, making your new husband go blue in the face. "Like it..? I LOVE it! It's beautiful! ...Not as beautiful as your Grand daughter but..." He said with a sly grin as he looked at you, and gave a loving tug on the collar he had made you wear since the first day you started dating.
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Pup: He was so nervous about being in a crowded room, but knew you were already inside, and was outside having a smoke, when your Grandma pulled up. She told him off to smoking, to which he apologized for, and then he offered her his arm to help her inside, and to the front row. The two of them were friends, in their own way, which was good. As you walked up the aisle and stepped in front of your groom, you could tell he was nervous, as he was visibly shaking, but his face was bright orange with a blush. Cute. You took his hand in your own, hoping to help calm him down, and it did a little, although his eyes kept roaming over your body. "S-so.. Be-beautiful..." He stammered in a whisper, smiling and making the light glint off his golden canines, his grip tightening on your hand. After you both shared your words of love and vows to each other, you shared a loving kiss -- which probably lasted a little longer than it should have -- and everyone clapped and cheered for you, and ever sent a few catcalls when your new Husband tried to deepen your kiss, and you finally had to break away and whisper a sharp 'not here!' to him, getting a tiny 'oops..!' from him in return. When it was time to mingle a little with your guests, you took the chance to dab the sweat away from your lover's brow, as he had started to sweat nervously, when your Grandma showed up behind you, startling both of you with a little 'boo!'. You told her off (in a playful way) that she was as bad as Pup for showing up out of nowhere like that, like a teleport, and scaring the pants off you. She ignored you, watching your groom as he fumbled and fidgeted with your dress. She asked him if he liked it, to which he stammered a quick 'Yes ma'am!' followed by a slower, quieter 'I love it and think it is absolutely beautiful... a stunning treasure to never let go of.' To which she smiled and laughed a little, making Pup blush more. "I'm glad you think that.. It makes all the sleepless nights I spent making it that much more worth it." she said, and once it registered that she hadn't been sleeping, or probably eating or anything, both you and your husband had tears in your eyes, ready to slip down your cheeks. You didn't even have to mention it to each other, Grandma was coming over to your house, and you guys were going to treat her like a queen for at least a week.
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Hello yes hi I want healthy villain sbi au
They cause crimes together that’s my only wish
They are horrible to everyone EXCEPT each other and a few select friends. Those friends in question are perfectly happy turning a blind eye to the atrocities they commit :)))
(Tubbo: hey man thanks for inviting me over so we can work on this school project. Man, your house is so nice!
Tommy: thanks, my dad stole the keys from the last guy who wronged him :DD)
(Quackity: techno, you know i'm your friend but as a lawyer i seriously can't let you keep committing these crimes.
Techno: don't you sell weed to college kids?
Quackity: oh haha funny. Anyway where's wilbur i wanna teach him how to roll a joint)
I think powers in healthy villains au is funny because its a funny au not serious yet like imagine ranboo having this awesome moment where his eyes glow and he’s charging up to cast a powerful spell with mentor techno being proud but then he get a stapler to the face and just rag dolls or tubbo and Tommy are under siege and Tommy is begging tubbo to use his power and tubbo just goes nope grabs some near by dental floss and miraculously gets them out of it driving Tommy up a wall in the process
THE IMAGE OF RANBOO RADGOLLING IS SO FUNNY FHSKSHJKD
But YES these kids are idiots with their powers. Ranboo's only works when it's something mundane like trying to scare away a spider. Tommy doesn't have any powers so he has to improvise with absolutely everything at his disposal, including but not limited to: a paintbrush, a box cutter, an office chair, a guitar capo and a crochet hook.
Tubbo's powers are secret. He claims that if he tells ANYONE then he is under immediate threat and the government will be after him and he'll be taken to a lab and all sorts of shit. Tommy doesn't believe any bit of it but he eventually drops the question.
And then his power ends up being smthn stupid like "he always turns to the right page when opening a book" or "he always knows the perfect amount of salt to add to a dish"
Healthy villain bench trio dynamic Tommy plans and points them towards the goal the other two execute the plan tubbo builds the equipment and acts super cute ranboo funds the operation and act’s super shy and tommy uses his family’s lessons and connections and acts super dumb
These kids are the BEST actors and psychological manipulators EVER. Tubbo comes in with a cute accent and a bounce in his step and greets the front desk lady with a friendly smile. He points to ranboo who has his sleeves pulled over his hands and a drag to his gait and politely asks "excuse me, sorry to bother but do you have a bathroom nearby?" and then they sneak off to do something nefarious. Meanwhile tommy is distracting guards by coming up with the most stupid and batshit stories he can think of (he goes VERY QUICKLY from "can you help me find my dad?" to "do you think cows can be lesbians?")