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Guys... Not to point fingers at anyone, but please stretch before trying to get freaky under the covers. The amount of sex related injuries I’ve been dealing with lately? Wild!

So. seems like I made it back just in time. Anyone else a little nervous about the lottery? Or is it just me?

Ugh, some days are just the worst. I spent nearly three hours on this order of cookies before realizing I’d mixed up the colors in my head. The customer wanted pink accents but my dumb brain said purple. 

Guess Who’s Back!

I feel like an introduction has been long overdue. Most of you know me as the guy who owns Glitz. I’m Sam, and if you don’t know what Glitz is, you should really come and check it out. It’s a nice night club that will sure to have your heart pumping. Anyway, I’ve lived here since I was in high school, went away to college, and have been back for the last three years and I love it here. So if you don’t know me, don’t be afraid to get to know me, and if you do know me, I don’t mind getting reacquainted with you.

One would think

I’ve been back in Lima for barely a day, and I’ve already been called a Hobbit, got corrected when I called soda 'soda’, instead of pop, and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more orange barrels than people today. It doesn’t get more ‘welcome back to Ohio’ than this, does it?

I have to say, lima never changes does it? it still looks the same as it did back when i was in high school and that feels like it was forever ago. i’m happy to say that i’m no longer the same person i was back then though, a lot of things have changed.