#mockingsim

So I started trying to use colored pencils, so please enjoy my attempt at recreating the lovelyness that is solas.

The loveliness has been enjoyed <3 thanks a lot for sharing!

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I’m a hoarder of chain stuff, and I don’t want to sweep it under the rug because I forget or too nervous to pass these on, so I’m acknowledging these to clean out my ask box.

1. Do they get out of bed on the right side, or the left?

Left side. Zeus sleeps on the right.

2. Do they sleep with socks on, or off?

No, off. Definitely. I usually sleeps with as little on as possible ;)

3. Do they prefer to be a little bit too hot, or a little bit too cold?

A little too cold. I like a warm fire, big blanket & a cuddle buddy.

4. What time do they usually brush their teeth?

Time? I don’t have a specific time. Just whenever I get up.

5. Paper bags, or plastic bags?

Okay, I’ll admit it. I usually just get plastic bags. But I recycle so does that help?

6. If they were to lay down on their side, would it be their right side or their left side?

I lay on my right side so I can spoon with my boyfriend.

7. About how many direct punches would it take to knock them down?

This is definitely an oddly specific question. I’m not sure honestly. I usually win most of my fights.

8. Do they prefer swimming in saltwater, or freshwater?

Either one is fine but I guess the beach is nicer.

9. Does their toilet paper roll face in or out?

Out, like most people who don’t go around torturing themselves on the daily.

10. Do they keep their ketchup in or out of the refrigerator?

In the fridge. Doesn’t it have to be kept in the fridge? I always thought it did.

11. How many pillows are on their bed?

Four. Supposed to be two for me & two for Zeus but somehow, I always end up with one while he has three *laughs* It’s fine. He’s cute.

12. What color are their favorite socks?

All my socks are white.

13. How often do they kick things underneath furniture to avoid picking it up?

Uhh... Zeus told you to ask this didn’t he? I’m pleading the fifth.

14. If they were to suddenly be gifted a new horse, what would they name it?

A horse? Banjo. Or Flash. Maybe something so boring it’s funny like Nelson. Or Paul.

15. What is their favorite flavor of cake for their birthday?

Strawberry!

16. How often do they shower?

Every morning.

17. Do they keep their t.v and radio volumes on odd or even numbers?

Even numbers. It’s a whole thing. I feel weird when it’s on an add one.

18. Do they read the whole paper, or do they just read the comic sections?

None of it. I get news updates on my phone & get my funny shit off the internet.

19. Do they have a detailed calendar to keep track of events, or is their life kind of just a mess?

Oh I’m definitely just one big mess *laughs*

20. How many hats do they own?

Not many. I mostly have a few beanies. Do those count?

21. If they have a cellphone, what is the wallpaper background of?

Doesn’t everyone have a cellphone now? It’s a picture of me & Zeus from when I took him on a picnic in the fall.

22. What do they dream about most often?

*snickers* Adult themed things about my man.

23. If they could dye their hair any color, what would they pick?

I don’t know. Maybe blond. Or something cool like blue.

24. What do they see in an ideal roommate?

Someone who knows when to keep quiet but isn’t uptight. Someone who pays their bills on time & doesn’t complain constantly.

25. What is the craziest thing they have ever done at some kind of party?

I set my hair on fire once. NOT fun. I also tripped over a chair & into a mud puddle while drunk. My friends got a good laugh out of that one.

Sorry this took so long! I did try to answer this... or well, I did... but tumblr literally crashed when I hit post 🙄 Thanks for asking!!

I decided to do Dinah Grace 💗

1. How many different places have they lived?

I’ve lived a few different places I guess. Just depended on where my parents decided to dump my sister & I off at the time or which parent decided to “try” to parent for a change. My dad has always moved around a lot so... *sigh* Too many. But I’ve called Baton Rouge home for a while now.

2. What is their dream vacation?

Soft white sand, clear blue ocean, sunny & warm. Preferably somewhere that I could have some nice quiet time for relaxation & some romance with my fiancé.

3. What is their favorite color?

Green!

4. What is their favorite book?

Hmmm *considers* I guess I don’t read a lot & right now, it’s all pregnancy blogs. Blah. I usually enjoy true crime books though.

5. Have they ever cheated on anyone before?

*groans* I did once & felt horrible about it after. I tried to justify it to myself because I knew he’d been doing the same. A lot. So I told myself it would level the playing field. Too bad I have fucking feelings but my ex didn’t. No remorse from him.

6. Have they ever been cheated on?

I have. My ex husband cheated on me with a few women. Dirty fucking bastard.

7. How many partners have they had?

Holy shit. Umm, I don’t know. Not too many but more than a few. I’m not ashamed but that seems rather personal & I’d rather not discuss it.

8. What is their favorite food?

Chinese! Anything with a little spice really.

9. Are they a liar? Are they good at lying?

God, no. I’m a horrible liar. If I don’t know you very well, I’m good with the white lies. People that know me though, they know right away when I’m full of shit.

10. Introvert or Extrovert?

I’m a bit of both I suppose. Depends on my mood, where I am & who’s around. I’d rather be at home with Ky but when I’m out & around people, I tend to be rather social.

11. Have they ever been arrested and why?

Nope. Never. I can’t imagine. I’d be a hysterical mess!

12. Who would they sacrifice their life for?

Kyson. Nobody else. There’s nobody else worth it to me.

13. What are their spending habits?

Pretty typical I guess? I don’t know. I’m not super frugal but I don’t go on shopping sprees or shit like that. I’ll splurge from time to time. I mostly like the small luxuries like getting my nails done or a new pair of shoes here or there. Nothing too extravagant.

14. Do they like hot or cold temperatures better?

I don’t mind the cold but I definitely prefer being warm!

15. Are they religious?

No, not at all.

16. If they could describe themself in one sentence, what would they say?

That opinionated bitch with a heart of gold who always knows to watch herself so she knows who’s worth being let in.

17. Do they have any overused catchphrases?

I’m not sure that I have any honestly. I tell people to shut up a lot. Not like, in a rude way. They say something & either playfully or as a “no way!” sort of way, I’ll tell them to shut up. So maybe that.

18. What makes them laugh?

Kyson, for sure. He always knows how to make me laugh or smile. He’s literally the only person who knows how to pull me out of a horrible mood. My friends make me laugh too.

19. Have they ever lost anyone close to them? How did it affect them?

Of course I have. My grandfather. Guess I never let anyone else get too close so that’s my big loss. I don’t really think about it though. It hurt but I knew I had to move on.

20. Do they have a fast reaction time, or slow?

Uhh... pretty average I guess.

21. How do they react to praise?

I smile like an idiot, especially when it comes from Kyson. It’s like a permanent goofy grin is on my face.

22. How do they react to criticism?

Not very well. I’m a moody bitch so I get defensive typically. I don’t mean to. I’ll usually think it over afterwards though & if there’s any truth to it, I’ll consider what’s been said.

23. Are they indoorsy or outdoorsy?

Oh lord, indoorsy. I don’t do all that sweaty outdoors shit.

24. What are their biggest pet peeves?

How long do you have? I have a LOT of them *giggles*

25. Do they have any type of handicaps? How do they manage them?

I’m not sure that this counts but I’m currently pregnant. I’m exhausted & nauseous all the fucking time. Ugh!

Thanks for asking! I’m going to do my favorite twins ~ Cyrus & Carlin!

Carlin opened the door to his brother’s apartment, remembering that Cy had told him to come on in when he got there. “Hey!” he called out as he walked in, dropping his backpack onto the ground. He’d come straight here after he finished class that day.

It had been longer than usual since they’d gotten to hang out. It’d been strange at first when Cyrus moved out of their place & in with Mateo, but Carlin understood. Of course, between Carlin’s school, Cyrus’ writing, & both of their relationships, they hadn’t had as much time to connect over the past couple of months.

“Hey,” Cy said, coming into the living room. “How was class?”

“Fine. Boring,” Carlin snorted, looking around. “Mateo here?”

Cy shook his head. “No he’s still at school. He has class & then some group project he has to work on. We’ll have the place to ourselves the rest of the afternoon.”

Carlin smiled, looking around & taking in his twin’s new apartment. “Nice place. I like it.”

“Thanks,” Cy beamed, going into the kitchen to grab a beer for each of them. He handed one to Carlin before opening his own & taking a long drank from the bottle. “It’s quiet during the day so I get a lot of writing done.”

“You’ll have to let me read your new shit,” he said, taking a sip from his own beer as he followed Cy around to the couch to sit.

“I will. I just know you have school shit going on so I didn’t want you to feel obligated.”

Carlin shrugged it off. “You know I like to read whatever you’re working on. I always have. It’s weird that you haven’t sent me any of it honestly.”

He hadn’t meant for what he said to make Cyrus feel bad. Still Cy frowned at the remark. “I’m sorry. I guess I didn’t think of it like that.”

His twin laughed. “Don’t worry about it, Cy. It’s not a big deal.” He looked around again, taking in the holiday decor. “Look at your ass, being all festive.” Turning, he looked at the tree he had set up in the corner. “Holy shit! Look at all of those presents.”

He chuckled. “Most of them are for the kids. This uncle shit is pretty fun,” he shrugged.

“It really is,” Carlin agreed. Their older siblings had both had kids over the past year. Steele & Easton had even adopted a son as well & had a third child on the way. “I’ve got them all a few things too. Got some stuff for Joey & the dads. Got yours,” he smirked. “I think I’m almost done shopping. Can’t believe I’m so on top of shit this year.”

Cyrus’ eyes grew wide. “Fuck!”

“What?”

He shook his head. ”Oh my god I haven’t got you a present!” he exclaimed. “I’m such a shitty brother. I haven’t gotten Steele or Ellie or Kennedy anything either. I was so fucking focused on the kids...”

“Relax,” Carlin laughed, crossing his legs as he settled back against the comfy couch. “You still have time. I didn’t get the other siblings anything yet either. I only got you something because I saw something while I was out that I knew you’d like.”

Cy nodded, relaxing when he heard that. “Man, this Christmas shit is hard when you have a big family.”