Bad Fan fiction 1: out of probably several
Fandom(?): Hamilton, History+ nerds, drunk people.
Characters: Halexander Amilton, Toomass Jeffismyson, Moarqueef Dr Laffytaffy, y/N
Warning: potentially nsfw if you can make any sense of it.
“ wat ding dang doodle due u think u be duing with tht talleywacker wiggle worm” whispershuffled Mr. Jeffismyson.
“U have a whole in ur curvy muscle mass button , lests be angyr gayyyyYyyy” proclamed the Easter ham. suuden oall of, flibert moarqueef de laffytaffy broke thru thine doar. “FOURSOUTH I NEEDERH THOU GUET FAQ”, SHOUTED LAFFYTAFFY.
“Are you poid off meh know daddy ” screamed in Danish jeffismyson Whzich too made AMILTON AND MOARQUEEF QRY BCUZ NO DAD ORPHAN" amilton put his fiddle ding in moarqueefs nostril and jeffismyson smackeded amiltons foots..mmmmmmm..icecram . “Ijustchok ed on myne applé juiCe ..” sobbeld y/N.
“THATS ONKY THIG KNOT CHOKE ON” YODELED Y/F/N WITH A VOULUMCHEWUS FRANCE ACCENT , ISERNT INT SLEF INTO STORI nd yeh.
To be continued maybe, this is fun.













