Aug 20, 2019
Rocko’s Modern Life Static Cling was a HOOT!
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Rocko’s Modern Life Static Cling was a HOOT!
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Bad Fan fiction 1: out of probably several
Fandom(?): Hamilton, History+ nerds, drunk people.
Characters: Halexander Amilton, Toomass Jeffismyson, Moarqueef Dr Laffytaffy, y/N
Warning: potentially nsfw if you can make any sense of it.
“ wat ding dang doodle due u think u be duing with tht talleywacker wiggle worm” whispershuffled Mr. Jeffismyson.
“U have a whole in ur curvy muscle mass button , lests be angyr gayyyyYyyy” proclamed the Easter ham. suuden oall of, flibert moarqueef de laffytaffy broke thru thine doar. “FOURSOUTH I NEEDERH THOU GUET FAQ”, SHOUTED LAFFYTAFFY.
“Are you poid off meh know daddy ” screamed in Danish jeffismyson Whzich too made AMILTON AND MOARQUEEF QRY BCUZ NO DAD ORPHAN" amilton put his fiddle ding in moarqueefs nostril and jeffismyson smackeded amiltons foots..mmmmmmm..icecram . “Ijustchok ed on myne applé juiCe ..” sobbeld y/N.
“THATS ONKY THIG KNOT CHOKE ON” YODELED Y/F/N WITH A VOULUMCHEWUS FRANCE ACCENT , ISERNT INT SLEF INTO STORI nd yeh.
To be continued maybe, this is fun.
Christmas is over and my wallet is drained, I don’t think the boys really understood the concept tho but we’re still hyped, Slunch mostly asked for rare herbs and spices for spells and Tweeb has taken up drawing so I got him a lot of art supplies and got them both new clothes and some candy, they seem very pleased and it was an overall very merry Christmas hope it was the same for you all!
Ok I think we are straight up just home again, still confused but everything seems normal now, also Flibert ate like 57 oranges, peel on and all, freaky lil cat bastard
Ok the cat has calmed down eating the furniture, just whole oranges instead which I think it’s better cus it’s actual food, anyway chat Happy Halloween time to watch my favorite Halloween movie “The Haunting of The Guppl Goob”
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Flibert ate 4 sponges, this is a weird cat guys
Flibert rrly likes watermelon, I fed him some and his eyes dilated so much to the point his eye was fully black then he devoured the entire rest of the watermelon, idk if Flibert is a normal al cat guys
Flibert keeps screaming, and not the normal cat scream, it’s a very weirdly lifelike human scream, you would think tweeb and slunch were stabbing a human man open but they’re just playing tag with the cat for some reason, it doesn’t understand the game and just yells