#mlb chat

chat noir: don’t worry, i got this

chat: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

mari: what-?

chat: i swallowed a glow stick!

Chat: Watch how the purrfessionals do it.

Chat: *confidently walks up to Marinette* Hello purrincess, there's something I have to tell you. *looks deep into her eyes* You know how cats have nine lives? Well, today is my ninth and there's nothing more I want to do than spend it with you.

Marinette: *blinks* Thank you kitty, that's....sweet of you.

Luka: *smiles calmly* Hey Ma-Ma-Marinette.

Marinette: *pouts at the tease*

Luka: Say, did you use that Jagged Stone pick I gave you? *puts hand to chest* Because you've been tugging the strings to my heart ever since we first met.

Marinette: *Marinette.exe has stopped working*

Chat Noir: Princess, it seems you've been giving me quite a few catcalls lately, even my kwami noticed!

Marinette: *perplexed* ...Catcalls?

Marinette: *thinks to self* But I thought I never said those outloud!

Chat Noir: Right, this is the sixth time I'm at your house and it's only FURRsday

Marinette: ...

Chat Noir: Tell me Rena, what do a pile of kittens and large hills have in common?

Rena: *pretends to think* Oh I don't know, purrhaps because they are both called MEOWtains?

CN: *tries to contain proud tears of joy*

LB: *groans*

RR: Tell me Chat Noir, what do foxes and temperamental women have in common?

LB: *eyetwitch*

CN: *derpy smile* They're both-

CN & RR together: VIXENS!