Was messing around the incorrect quotes generator cuz I was mostly inspired by ur partner with xer chazmint quotes and I wanted to fuck around with them - anyway, here's sum w/ staticradio, mixedtime and, introducing, chazmint to the mix :)
Melissa: Hey, what have you two been doing?
Kitty: we were helping Papermint with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.
Travis: How is “Nice ass, Chaz” inappropriate?
Vox: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Alastor and I are dating.
Alastor, Velvette, Rosie, and Charlie: gasp
Vox: Al, why are you surprised?!
Bezel: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Chaz's bedroom?
Vox : No, he refuse to let any of us visit. You know what that means.
Trazuil, nodding: Dungeon.
Bezel, nodding: Rich.
Alastor, nodding: Homeless.
Feedback, nodding: Secretly in the mafia.
Vox: What? No, I meant he's messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?
Chaz: You know, when Bezel comes over, Trazuil can get a little…
Vox : Psycho?
Papermint: Scary?
Alastor: Drunk?
Chaz: All three.
Trazuil: Look, last night was a mistake.
Bezel : A sexy mistake.
Trazuil: No, just a regular mistake.
Vox : Dom or sub?
Alastor: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
Alastor: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Vox : …Have you never taken a shower before?
Bezel : You look good in that hoodie.
Trazuil: You know where else I'd look good?
Bezel , zero hesitation: My bed.
Trazuil, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Trazuil: look Bezel , I'm not slut shaming you but…
Trazuil: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Alastor: Vox , what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?
Vox : …People?
Vox: Is it still visible? Where Alastor slapped me?
Bezel : Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Chaz: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Trazuil: A palm reader could tell Alastor's future by looking at your face.
Feedback: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Vox: …A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
Papermint: Chaz kissed me!
Bezel : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Papermint: It was unbelievable!
Bezel : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Vox: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Bezel, get the wine and unplug the phone. Papermint, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Papermint: Oh, it ended very well.
Bezel : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Vox: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Papermint: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Vox: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?
Papermint: First he started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Bezel and Vox: Ohhh.
meanwhile
Chaz eating pizza in the apartment: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Alastor: Tongue?
Chaz: Yeah.
Travis: Cool.
Chaz: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Papermint: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Papermint: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Chaz: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Papermint: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Chaz: Is it working?
I am very proud of myself 4 doing this >:D
Hahahahah!! I love these! I even recognized some of these!