#chazmint

ships to rank: batjokes (batman x joker), spidypool, blt burger (in case you don't know it, its bob x linda x teddy from bobs burgers), goth polycule (Viktor x kuphulu x crujo), chazmint, guns n sharks (stu x depressed boyfriend/drew x giancarlo), j&j (jesse x jonas/better than blitzo guy), and mixedtime :D

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Bat jokes: 5/10 I like it, just not that crazy over it

Spidypool: 10/10 My two favorite Marvel heroes in a relationship? That’s a huge yes from me 🩷

Blt: 3/10 Cute name, but I’d prefer just Linda and Bob while Teddy’s just a friend

Goth Polycule: 7/10 I do like it, the three of them have history including with Zs’Skayr

ChazMint: 6/10 I’m not that big a fan of Chaz, but I can see him and Papermint having a cute relationship

Guns N Sharks: 6.5/10 Not much to know about this ship, but I like it nonetheless

J&J: 8/10 I honestly just see it, plus they’re both hot

MixedTime: 10/10 Gotta love a goofy lovable clock and an edgy emo mixtape

Sorry to anyone who shipped either of these and sees I have them a lower ratings, it’s just my honest opinion

Melissa: Hey, what have you two been doing? Kitty: we were helping Papermint with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate. Travis: How is “Nice ass, Chaz” inappropriate?

Vox: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Alastor and I are dating. Alastor, Velvette, Rosie, and Charlie: gasp Vox: Al, why are you surprised?!

Bezel: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Chaz's bedroom? Vox : No, he refuse to let any of us visit. You know what that means. Trazuil, nodding: Dungeon. Bezel, nodding: Rich. Alastor, nodding: Homeless. Feedback, nodding: Secretly in the mafia. Vox: What? No, I meant he's messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?

Chaz: You know, when Bezel comes over, Trazuil can get a little… Vox : Psycho? Papermint: Scary? Alastor: Drunk? Chaz: All three.

Trazuil: Look, last night was a mistake. Bezel : A sexy mistake. Trazuil: No, just a regular mistake.

Vox : Dom or sub? Alastor: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

Alastor: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Vox : …Have you never taken a shower before?

Bezel : You look good in that hoodie. Trazuil: You know where else I'd look good? Bezel , zero hesitation: My bed. Trazuil, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Trazuil: look Bezel , I'm not slut shaming you but… Trazuil: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

Alastor: Vox , what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with? Vox : …People?

Vox: Is it still visible? Where Alastor slapped me? Bezel : Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Chaz: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Trazuil: A palm reader could tell Alastor's future by looking at your face. Feedback: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Vox: …A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

Papermint: Chaz kissed me! Bezel : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Papermint: It was unbelievable! Bezel : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Vox: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Bezel, get the wine and unplug the phone. Papermint, does this end well or do we need tissues? Papermint: Oh, it ended very well. Bezel : Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Vox: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Papermint: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Vox: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back? Papermint: First he started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Bezel and Vox: Ohhh. meanwhile Chaz eating pizza in the apartment: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Alastor: Tongue? Chaz: Yeah. Travis: Cool.

Chaz: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Papermint: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Papermint: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Chaz: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Papermint: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Chaz: Is it working?

I am very proud of myself 4 doing this >:D

-📼 anon

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Honestly, I think that the most imperfection about the relationship would mostly be coming from Chaz.

As we know from "Exes and Oohs", its a possibility that Chaz could've felt guilty for what he did to Moxxie from their past via betrayal and also how he put himself first over Moxxie. High chance he did the same thing for Millie, too. Also, he could've done it to more people besides Millie and Moxxie (i.e. other flings and exes, etc); in this case for Papermint, his newer fling, he doesn't want to make the same mistake that he did for others because he truly loves him (Papermint) deep down. So he tries his best as to not do it again or else he'd lose him.

-📼 anon

-📼 anon

Funny, but I ALSO hc vox and papermint's dynamic as familial, lol--I like to think that they would be like adopted father/son, or like grandfather and grandson (since vox is an old bastard man, lol)

I would imagine that at a party or an event, Papermint would get a chance to bring his "plus one" (aka his boyfriend) to it so he would introduce Chaz to them for the first time. And Vox, Feedback and N have been overhearing about Mint's boyfriend for weeks now and want to meet him; Vox thinking that the boyfriend is some successful rich businessman like him.

But, oh man, he CLEARLY thought wrong.

So when it came time to Mint to introduce the boyfriend, Vox almost mistakes a guest there as the boyfriend when Mint tries to point him out in the crowd. Feedback and N are just like "oh, okay, he seems nice" with Vox being energetic to meet him. Suddenly, Mint apologizes being like "oops, not him" and he goes to point out Chaz--all in his glory just shoving cocktail shrimp in his mouth, wearing his "wedding outfit" (aka, the tuxedo printed shirt from "Exes and Oohs"), being himself (just Chaz being Chaz, aka, being a dumbass [affectionately]). And for Vox, instead of being a successful rich man, this was just a vape-smoking, fuckboi-esque, heartbreaker loser who sleeps in his car.

Now here's Vox, having a crisis like a parental figure realizing that their child was dating/in a relationship with a guy with no future potential, Feedback laughing his ass off because he saw that Vox was wrong, and N just being innocent and still being supportive and being like "oh, THAT'S the boyfriend! How long have you two known each other? :D"

its a bit of a few things that I love in a ship: tall x small (I love size difference), trans x cis (and also non-cis), adhd x autism, being gay AF n fuckin' lol

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