"What a lovely couple youâd make" (1)
Featuring: Phainon, Castorice, Jing Yuan, Blade, Dr. Ratio, Gallagher, Robin, Caelus (Trailblazer), March 7th x GN!Reader
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slice-of-Life
Word Count: 2.67k
⊠Phainon
âYou know,â an old vendor said, eyes crinkling, âyou two make a lovely couple.â
Phainon froze mid-laugh. You were holding a half-melted starberry gelato. Neither of you had said anything remotely romantic in the last five minutesâyouâd been arguing about whether mini cactus pets were a scam or the best investment a person could make.
So why was this vendor suddenly sayingâ
âA couple?â Phainon echoed, smile faltering just a millimeter.
You shot him a look. He was still grinning, warm and sunshine-eyed, but youâd traveled with him long enough to spot the shiftâthe way his fingers twitched slightly at his side, or the flicker of unease that passed through his cyan gaze like a faint fracture in glass.
Still, he leaned on the counter, and his golden grin was back. âA couple of troublemakers, maybe.â
âTrouble looks good on you,â the vendor said warmly.
Phainon laughedâa little too quickly. âOh, no, no. Weâre justâuhâfriends. Great friends. Excellent at platonic proximity. No romance here, nope.â
He turned to you, still smiling, but his ears were pink. He didnât say yes. He didnât say no.
Later, in the quiet of your shared cabin, you both stood by the single bed like it was some sort of challenge. Neither of you said a word. But when you lay down that night, his hand found yoursâarmor and all, warm and careful. Not by accident. Not in passing. And maybe that was enough for now.
(Bonus, according to the shopkeeper:)
The next day, Phainon stormed back in. âYou knew.â
The vendor didnât even look up. âYou shared one blanket and argued about cactuses like a married couple. Iâm not blind. Also⊠the gelato was buy-one-get-one for couples. Youâre welcome.â
⊠Castorice
The marketplace smelled faintly of candied flowers, their sugar-dusted petals catching the light as you and Castorice browsed. She walked beside you with that careful, deliberate grace â always aware of her surroundings, always making sure no one brushed against her by accident.
You slowed your pace to match hers. âFind anything you like yet?â you asked, scanning the stalls.
Her lilac eyes softened. âNot yet. Iâm mostly just enjoying the walk.â
An elderly vendor with a wiry beard leaned over his table of violet candies and called out, âYou two make such a fine couple! A perfect match, eh?â
You choked back a laugh. âOh? Hear that, Castorice? Weâre a perfect match.â
Her lips curved into the faintest, almost shy smile. âMm⊠I suppose that wouldnât be so bad.â
The words were so quiet you almost missed them, but she didnât seem embarrassed â just thoughtful. You didnât push her for more. Instead, you reached for one of the violet candies, paid for it, and offered it to her.
She accepted it without touching your hand, a quiet gratitude in her gaze. And the two of you kept walking, the vendorâs words lingering in the air like the scent of sugared flowers.
⊠Jing Yuan
The training yard buzzed with activity, Cloud Knights sparring and drilling under the afternoon sun. You and Jing Yuan stood beneath one of the old trees at the edge of the grounds, its shade casting dappled light over his white hair. Yanqing lingered beside you both, arms folded, his eyes fixed firmly on the sparring Cloud Knights in the field.
Jing Yuan, of course, looked like he could have dozed off at any secondâthough the faint upward curve of his lips said otherwise.
âGeneral Jing Yuan!â a young knightâs voice rang out from the field. Gao, wooden practice spear in hand, had stopped mid-drill, a grin on his face. âYour partnerâwhatâs their name again?â
âFocus on your drills, Gao,â Jing Yuan said, voice smooth but sharp enough to make a few heads turn.
Gao pressed on anyway. âNo, seriously! You two⊠youâd make a lovely couple, sir!â
Yanqingâs head whipped toward him, brows knitting. âWatch how you speak to the General,â he said, voice sharp for his age. But his glare was wastedâGao was already shuffling awkwardly under the weight of it.
Jing Yuan let out a quiet hum. âRelax, Yanqing. Gao meant no harm.â His golden eyes flicked to you, and there was a glint thereâamusement, yes, but something warmer too. âBesides⊠heâs not wrong.â
Heat rushed to your cheeks. âWeâre notâ! I mean, thatâsââ
âYou should get back to practice, Gao,â Jing Yuan continued smoothly, ignoring your sputtering entirely. âBefore your lieutenant notices you slacking.â
Gao mumbled an apology and jogged off. Yanqing muttered under his breathâjust loud enough for you to hearââI hate adults,â and angled himself further toward the training ground as if sheer willpower could block out your presence.
The moment stretched, the sounds of sparring filling the quiet. Then Jing Yuan leaned the slightest bit closer to you, his voice low enough for only you to catch.
âDonât think I didnât notice your smile.â
You met his gaze, pulse quickening, but before you could say a word, he was looking away again, watching the yard with that serene, unreadable expression.
⊠Blade
You were bandaging his hand after yet another reckless fight, hands steady despite the streaks of dried blood. He didnât move, watching your every motion in silenceâunblinking, unreadable.
A little old lady selling flowers passed by, glancing your way with a sweet smile.
âYou two make such a lovely couple.â
Your hands froze. Bladeâs gaze didnât waver. His voice was low, cold.
âPeople say stupid things.â
You paused.
You tried to play it off with a small smile. âDo you think itâs stupid?â
He finally looked up, expression unreadable. âTheyâre wrong.â
The words cut sharper than expected. You swallowed the lump in your throat and forced a chuckle, looking back down at the bandage. âOuch.â
There was a long pause. Then, his voice dropped lower.
ââLovelyâ implies Iâm capable of something good.â
He looked at you. âIâm not.â
You wanted to scream. You wanted to hug him. Instead, you reached up, brushing a stray lock of hair away from his eyes.
âYou are. You just refuse to believe it.â
For a heartbeat, his mouth almost curvedâthen it was gone. Blade said nothing.
A few days later, you walked past the same floristâs stand.
The elderly woman smiled and pointed to a small bouquet of your favorite flowers, already wrapped.
âYour boyfriend picked these up earlier. Said to give them to you.â
You almost laughedâfirst âlovely,â now âboyfriend.â The world seemed intent on misnaming him.
You stared at the bouquet, pulse quickening.
â...Heâs not myââ You stopped yourself, lips curling despite it all.
âYeah. That sounds like him.â
⊠Dr. Ratio
You were sitting with Ratio in a quiet teahouse, steam curling up from the cups between you. He had his plaster mask off for once, tucked neatly at his side. A rare sight. He was already mid-lecture, gesturing faintly with his hand.
âOnce again, your assumption ignores the most fundamental principle of logic,â he said, eyes narrowing just slightly. âItâs almost impressive how consistently you arrive at the wrong conclusion.â
You rolled your eyes, sipping your tea. âTranslation: you hate being wrong, so you call it logic.â
âI donât hate being wrong. I simply never am.â
The waiter arrived then, setting down a plate of pastries. He glanced between you, a knowing smile tugging at his lips.
âYou two argue like an old married couple. Very sweet.â
Ratio inhaled, already drawing breath for what was sure to be a dissertation-length correction. You cut him off with a lazy wave of your fork.
âCareful. If you argue with everyone, people really will start assuming youâre taken.â
That silenced him. The waiter chuckled, and walked away.
You leaned back, brow raised. âYou couldâve just laughed it off.â
âAnd encourage false assumptions?â His tone was flat.
âSo it does bother you.â
Ratio finally looked up from his tea, gaze sharp. âWhat bothers me is humanityâs incessant need for shortcuts. Two people share a table and suddenly the world scripts a romance? Predictable.â
But thenâalmost too soft to catch, he added under his breath: ââŠBesides, if I were to choose someone, I wouldnât want it mistaken for idle speculation.â
You blinked. ââŠThatâs either the rudest compliment Iâve ever heard, or the sweetest insult.â
âNeither. It was criticism.â He lifted his cup again with crisp finality.
You leaned your chin on your hand, smiling despite yourself. âMm. Whatever helps you sleep at night, dear.â
Ratioâs head snapped up like youâd just committed a logical fallacy in front of him.ââŠDid you justââ His eyes narrowed. âNo. Absolutely not.â
You raised your cup innocently. âWhat? It fits. Donât tell me youâre above pet names.â
âI am far above them,â he said flatly. âIn fact, I canât think of a single term more reductive.â
You stirred your tea lazily, eyes on him. âBy your own rules, you know, silence counts as agreement.â
The clink of porcelain on wood rang sharper than it should have. ââŠThat was coincidence. Nothing more.â
⊠Gallagher
Gallagher leaned against the bar, idly cleaning a glass while sipping from his own flask. His tie was crooked, his vest wrinkled, and yet he looked perfectly at homeâlike the seat had been waiting for him.
âRough day?â you asked, sliding into the chair across from him.
He tipped his flask toward you. âEvery dayâs rough. Thatâs why they invented this stuff.â
You gestured at the drink. âPretty sure thatâs not the original purpose.â
âEh, depends who you ask.â He swirled the glass, watching the amber fizz catch the light. âPeople arenât that different.â
Before you could respond, the bartender leaned in, setting down another glass. Her eyes flicked between the two of you, amused.
âYou two look good together. Been long?â
You blinked. The words hung in the air like the last swirl of smoke from a half-lit cigarette.
Gallagher didnât even look up from where he was nursing a glass of SoulGlad. The amber fizz caught the warm lighting like an old photograph, all washed-out hues and a feeling you couldnât name.
âYou gonna start makinâ jokes like that now?â he asked, his voice dry. âThought you were smarter than the usual dream-dazed crowd.â
The bartender gave a quiet chuckle, like she knew something you didnât. âJust sayinâ. Yâlook like you fit together. Even got the matching tired eyes.â
Gallagherâs gaze finally shifted to you then, and it hit like a freight train. Not because he was handsomeâthough he was, in that ragged, unshaven, what-the-hell-happened-to-you kind of way. No, it was because he saw you. Really saw you. That kind of look that strips away whatever polite version of yourself you tried to put on today.
âYou think weâd make a lovely couple?â he muttered, more to himself than anyone else. âTch. Can't say there's much lovely in beinâ with someone whoâs more shadow than man.â
You couldâve answered himâreassured him, joked back, flirted, left â but instead, you said:
âI didnât say I thought that. She did.â
Gallagherâs eye twitchedâbarely. He leaned back with a cynical huff. âMm. Then I guess sheâs got the wrong idea⊠or the right one. Never really could tell the difference.â
He refilled your glass without asking, pushing it across the table with that same practiced hand.
And then, just as your fingers brushed the glass, he spokeâsoft, almost offhand.
âFor what itâs worth⊠I donât mind the idea.â
It wasnât a confession. It wasnât even a compliment. But the way his voice dropped just then, like he wasnât sure if he meant it or was just throwing it out thereâŠ
Your heart skipped anyway.
⊠Robin
You were helping Robin warm up before her Charmony Festival performanceâadjusting her mic, steadying the edge of her flowing violet-white gown. Her voice, melodic even in rehearsal, had always been something you admired.
âYouâre going to do great out there,â you reassured her, giving her a quick pep talk.
Robinâs lips curved in a serene smile, though her fingers brushed nervously over the rhinestones under her eye. âThanks. I just hope the crowdâs ready for me tonight.â
Her halo caught the backstage light as she inhaled, steadying herself. Even now, when she was supposed to be the picture of composure, you could feel the tremor of her doubts beneath the calm.
A stagehand passed by with a smirk. âYou two would make a lovely couple.â
Robin froze, wings behind her ears giving the faintest flutter. Then she turned to you with a quiet laugh, soft but curious. âDo you think so?â
Your throat went dry, but you nodded anyway. âWell⊠yeah. I meanâif we were, I wouldnât mind.â
Her green eyes softened, gaze lingering. For a heartbeat, the festival, the crowd, the expectationsâall of it fell away. âWhat if I said I already think of us that way?â she asked gently. âWould that be okay?â
The roar of the audience began to swell on the other side of the curtain. You had no time to give her a proper answer so you squeezed her hand instead. âThen letâs give them a performance worth remembering.â
Robinâs smile brightened, fragile doubt melting into quiet conviction. She stepped onto the stage, halo gleaming, wings fluttering softly behind her ears as warmth washed over herâas if sheâd finally remembered she wasnât carrying the sky alone.
And when her voice rose, radiant and resonant, you felt the air fill with Harmony as it rippled through the hall, through every heart listening, and through yours most of all.
⊠Caelus
The market was loud, hawkers waving so fiercely it felt like even the air was bargaining. You had barely stopped to glance at a trinket before the shopkeeper leaned over his stall with a too-wide grin.
âWhat a lovely couple youâd make,â he said, as if words alone could seal a deal.â
You opened your mouth, ready to correct him, but Caelus was faster. He deadpanned, without missing a beat, âTragic, isnât it? I was aiming for terrifying duo, not picture-perfect lovers.â
His tone was flat, but the corner of his mouth twitched with amusement. He picked up the trinket, turned it in his hand like it was worth more than the awkwardness in the air. A hawkerâs shouted bargain echoed nearby, clanging coins punctuating the chaos, but neither of you noticed.
You crossed your arms, narrowing your eyes at him. âSo whatâs next, letting them handle our wedding invitations?â
"âŠFree branding. Could be worse,â he muttered at last, eyes flicking sideways toward you. You huffed in exasperation, and his gaze lingered on you just long enough to catch your reaction before darting away.
âDo we get a certificate or something?â you fired back, intending to play along, though part of you couldnât believe you just said that. âMaybe matching shirts?â
He set the trinket down as if nothing had happened, already moving on â except for the faint, telltale flush creeping up the tips of his ears.
⊠March 7th
You and March were going through photos from your last missionâhalf of them are just selfies she took while you were unconscious in the background.
âYou were asleep for like five minutes,â she said defensively. âIt was so cute!â
Then Pom-Pom waddled past, squinting at the two of you giggling and leaning into each other. Pom-Pom immediately deadpanned, âWhat a disgustingly adorable couple youâd make.â Then they waddled off with a tray of snacks.
March's eyes widened, cheeks flaring up pink. âY-You hear that?! Even Pom-Pom ships us!â
You grimaced. âPlease donât say âPom-Pom ships us.ââ
Marchâs hands tightened on the photos, eyes darting to you. âI-I didnât mean⊠I mean, itâs not like I care what Pom-Pom thinks! But⊠okay, maybe they're not entirely wrong.â
You raised an eyebrow. âNot entirely wrong?â
Her cheeks puffed up as she tried to hide a grin, then broke into a bright, nervous laugh. âUgh⊠fine! Maybe we do look cute together! But itâs only because you make me smile like an idiot!â
You couldnât help itâyou laughed. And for a moment, her flustered grin was all the warmth you needed.















