INTRODUCTION. You were desperate for a jobโ desperate enough to call the uncle you havenโt spoken to in years. Somehow, he lands you a position on his farm. Easy work, right?
Wrong.
The moment you arrive, you realize the entire workforce consists of hybridsโฆ all of whom stare at you like youโre their newest curiosity. And as the only human on the farm, youโre starting to wonder what exactly your uncle hired you for.
Just as youโre settling in, he calls out one last instruction:
โBe gentle when servicing my hybrids!โ
You freeze as you watch him disappears. And now every hybrid on the farm looks way too excited.
Congratulations. You have no idea what this job isโ but the hybrids definitely do.
( ! ) Multiple Male Characters x Reader , porn with little/no plot , short series (?) , crossover , NSFW , smut , potentially ooc characters , HYBRID/FARM AU , heat cycles
( โชโชโค๏ธโฌ ) Inspired by Mr. A's Farm
( โ ) ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE I apologize in advance for any grammar mistakes I might make in the future fics. And also, please do not be afraid to comment if I misplace or misuse a tag/warning!
( # ) To see more about this series, look at #โ โ .Farm au !
INTRODUCING our beloved farm hybrids! Theyโre strong, hardworking, loyal, andโaccording to your uncleโvery eager to meet you. So please, take good care of them, dear. Theyโve worked so hard, and they deserve only the best (you). ๊(หตห แ หหต)
COW HYBRIDS
I. PHAINON โ Sub! Phainon , milking/lactating , breeding , Male! Reader ...etc.
II. DILUC โ Sub! Diluc , overstimulation , milking/lactating , breeding , Fem! Reader ...etc.
III. MYDEIMOS โ Sub! Mydei , overstimulation , rough , manhandling , heat cycles , bondage , use of milking machine , breeding , Male! Reader ...etc.
IV. NANAMI KENTO โ Sub! Nanami , heat cycle , milking/lactating , use of milking machine , gn! Reader ...etc.
BULL HYBRIDS
I. TOJI FUSHIGURO โ Dom Toji , breeding , knotting , rough sex , Male! Reader ...etc.
II. SUKUNA RYOMENโ Dom Sukuna , rough sex, sadistic sukuna , Fem! Reader , breeding ...etc.
III. BLADE โ Switch Blade , bondage, rough sex , Gn! Reader ...etc.
I. WELT YANG โ Service Sub! Welt , blowjob , age difference , cum eating , fingering , Male Reader ...etc.
II. CHOSO โ Sub! Choso , roleplay , fingering , rough sex , gn! Reader ...etc.
III. HIROMI HIRUGUMA โ Sub! Hiromi , sleepy sex , praising , riding , overstimulation , Fem! Reader ...etc.
CHICKEN HYBRIDS
I. DAN HENG โ Sub! Dan heng , breeding , egg fertilization , overstimulation , begging , praising , Male! Reader ...etc.
II. ZHONGLI โ Sub! Zhongli , overstimulation , fingering , begging , praising , pegging , Fem! Reader ...etc.
III. SUNDAY โ Sub! Sunday , lingerie , dacryphilia , overstimulation , rough sex , Gn! Reader ...etc.
SPECIALS !
???...
( โ ) PLEASE NOTE that some of these tags might change and I might add more characters/hybrids if I feel like it! AND EXPECT slow updates and frequent editing in the fics! Iโll be posting each fic in no specific order.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
โ Live Streamingโ Interactive Chatโ Private Showsโ HD Qualityโ Free Actions
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
Men who would have such big cocks that would make you ride them and you can't even get it halfway in before your fucked outta your mind, small drops of your saliva drooling out your mouth as you beg him for help. His hands on your hips guiding you slowly and slowly as you fully take him in, big belly bulge immediately popping out of your stomach.
Men who have such big dicks that you make them hold your hands when you're riding them. Bouncing on his dick coated in your arousal, going on your own pace until you feel your legs go numb and the feeling of him filled in you was making you more cock drunk. You slowly got rid of his hands on your hips and instead hold his hands as support while you slowly bounce up and down on his cock until a white ring forms around his dick as he fills you up with his seed.
warnings. phainon and mydei might be ooc! nothing else that i know of, just fluff
a/n. iโve been on hiatus for a bit, iโm back my lovelies!!!
wc. 27.8k
jing yuan
โง before he even realises, heโs already adjusting himself around you without thought. his strides slow just enough so youโll never feel like you have to rush to keep up, his arm brushing yours like it belongs there. he makes sure youโre comfortable before meetings begin, subtly shifting details in your favourโyour tea always arrives at the right temperature, your chair always positioned just so. he doesnโt register it as love, not yet, only a kind of instinct that has your needs slotting into his priorities as naturally as breathing.
โง he doesnโt like being caught off guard, but the moment realisation strikes him, itโs almost frightening. one evening, you smile at him with that gentle ease of yours, and something aches in his chest so badly he has to glance away, afraid that if he meets your eyes youโll see it all.
โง jing yuan is a man who's calculative and always weighs risks, but there is no strategy for the way your laugh lingers, or how you haunt his thoughts even in the dead of night. he tries to tell himself he can bury it. he knows heโs lying.
โง when you walk home late, he's beside you in silence, heavy cloak brushing against the lamplight as if to shield you from shadows. he doesnโt speak because words feel clumsy compared to presence, and he wants you to know, really know, that heโll never let anything dangerous reach you.
โง when danger strikes, heโs already stepped forward, sword in hand. countless enemies have met his blade, but in those moments heโs not the general protecting the world.
โง heโs just a man who canโt bear the thought of harm ever brushing against your skin!!!! he would NEVER allow that!!!
โง love begins to bleed into the smallest gestures once he accepts it. when you speak, his golden eyes soften, listening with a focus more absolute than the briefings he half-snoozes through. when youโre weary, his patience is endless. he could stay there and wait for you for however long you need.
โง starts doing that thing where he just watches you quietly with a soft little smile, like heโs memorizing the way you move.
โง definitely gets more protective, but subtlyโheโs the kind to say โdonโt worry, iโll handle itโ and then solve your problems before you even ask
โง tries to play it cool but gets slightly flustered when you compliment him. โhandsome?โ he repeats, pretending to laugh it off, but heโs replaying it in his mind for days
โง it starts slow. so, so slow. like jing yuanโs the type to brush things off when they get too close to the heart. not because heโs coldโbut because heโs scared of stirring something he canโt control. so when he realizes that his chest feels lighter around youโฆ that his mornings feel dull without your voiceโฆ that your absence makes the days feel longerโฆ he tries to ignore it. at first.
โง but the realization creeps in one night, when youโre both walking under the lantern-lit streets of the luofu, your shoulders brushing gently with every step. youโre talking about somethingโmaybe a story, maybe some nonsenseโand jing yuan suddenly looks at you with this strange, quiet stillness in his eyes.
โง and then it just hits him.
โง he doesnโt say anything. he just smiles a little, that soft, sleepy kind of smile he wears when heโs completely at ease. but deep inside, thereโs a quiet storm buildingโbecause what is he supposed to do now?
โง suddenly heโs catching himself staring at you more. like a lot more. heโs meant to be reading reports, attending meetings, listening to fu xuan rant about cosmic balanceโbut he finds himself glancing at the door, wondering where you are.
โง youโve always been important to him, sure. but now he notices things. the way your hair shifts when the wind moves. the way you laugh with your whole body. the way you tilt your head when youโre confused.
โง he memorizes all of it.
โง he starts seeking you out more. casually, of course. nothing too obvious.
โง โah, i just happened to be passing by,โ heโll say, appearing at your side in the archives even though his office is nowhere nearby.
โง โi thought you might like this,โ he says, dropping off your favorite snack like itโs a passing thoughtโthough he definitely went to three different shops to find it.
โง and oh, he teases. he teases so much. but itโs always gentle, always warm. โyouโre blushing,โ he hums one day, leaning just a little too close.
โง โi am not!โ you protest, and he just chuckles like heโs caught a butterfly in a jar.
โง he lives for those little reactions from you. theyโre like little reminders that maybeโjust maybeโyou feel the same.
โง his love is subtle, but so steady. youโll find that your favorite tea is stocked in the palace now. someone requested the temperature be lowered in your quarters during hot days. someone filed your weapon repairs early so you wouldnโt have to wait.
โง none of it traces back to him. but you know and you don't really plan on saying anything about it, it's like a silent acknowledgment.
โง he starts getting distracted. he, the great general of the cloud knights, is zoning out in meetings because heโs thinking about the way your nose scrunches when youโre focused.
โง fu xuan, whoโs confused, glanced at him. โjing yuan, are you even listening?โ
โง jing yuan, blinking slowly: โโฆi heard every word.โ
โง he did not.
โง but the thing is, for all his calm composure and teasing charmโฆ heโs scared.
โง heโs lost a lot in his life. and loving you? itโs not just sweet. itโs terrifying. because it means risk. it means vulnerability. and if anything ever happened to youโฆ he doesnโt even want to think about that.
โง so he doesnโt confess immediately. instead, he shows you. jing yuan is patient, almost infuriatingly so. he knows how heavy words like โi love youโ are, and he refuses to toss them out casually. instead, he lets his care bleed through the things he doesโsubtle, constant gestures that are impossible to mistake if you look closely enough.
โง he walks you home when itโs late, not saying much but never letting your side. sometimes he chats idly about whateverโs on his mind, but most nights? itโs quiet. he listens to your footsteps beside his, matching his pace to yours no matter how slow or quick.
โง his hand hovers just inches from yours, not quite touching but always there, like a promise. when you reach your door, he gives a soft smile and says, โrest well. iโll see you tomorrow.โ he never says why he insists on escorting you, but you know.
โง he steps in front of you during battles, drawing his blade without hesitation. jing yuan doesnโt even think about itโitโs instinct. the moment danger approaches, his body moves, positioning himself between you and the threat. his sword gleams as he draws it, expression calm but protective.
โง โstay behind me,โ he says, voice steady, and thereโs a steel in his tone that leaves no room for argument. even when the fight is over, his gaze lingers on you, scanning for injuries before he relaxes.
โง he lets you see him when heโs tired, even when his eyes droop. not many get to witness the moments when the great general lets his guard down. but with you, he doesnโt hide it. when the weight of his duties finally settles on his shoulders, he sighs softly, allowing his mask of ease to slip.
โง his hair falls loose around his face as he leans back, golden eyes half-lidded. โdonโt tell anyone you saw me like this,โ he murmurs, but the way his head tips toward your shoulder betrays the trust he has in you.
โง and when you catch him off guardโwhen you stumble into his quarters late at night, and heโs too tired to keep his mask in placeโyou see the side of him no one else is allowed to. his hair mussed, his posture slack, his eyes drooping heavy with exhaustion.
โง but still, when you enter, his gaze sharpens just enough, because even in his most unguarded state, you matter. he doesnโt send you away. instead, he allows you to see him stripped of titles and strength, as if to say this part of me is yours too.
โง he doesnโt confess with words first. instead, he builds a foundation of action. it's quiet and unshakable. only when you notice, only when you press him for truth, will he give it to you in words. his voice low, deliberate, soft enough that youโll know he means every syllable: i love you.
โง because jing yuan has always believed love isnโt fire that consumes, the kind that makes a man who carries nations on his back feel like home belongs in one person. and for him, that person is you.
โง and then, one night, maybe after a particularly long mission, when youโre sitting together in quiet, the stars reflected in his golden eyesโhe speaks.
โง โyou know.... you really make the days feel lighter,โ he says, voice low and honest.
โง you blink. โโฆwhat?โ he exhales, then turns to face you fully.
โง โi didnโt realize it at first. but nowโฆ when i wake up, i think of you. when iโm working, i wonder how youโre doing. when youโre gone, i miss you. and when youโre close, i want to stay there forever.โ
โง thereโs a pause. his voice goes softer.
โง โi love you.โ
โง and then he waits. he waits, heart open, maybe for the first time in years. and if you say you love him too?
โง his whole body relaxes. he smiles, not the lazy generalโs grin, but something real. tender. he leans his forehead against yours and murmurs, โthen stay close. always.โ
blade
โง absolutely does not handle it well. the moment he realizes he loves you, his first instinct is to run.
โง heโs an emotionally constipated, touch-starved, quiet wreck of a man who absolutely doesnโt know what to do with the fact that heโs fallen in love with you.
โง at first, he convinces himself itโs just logistics. youโre in the same unit, you train together, you share the same danger. thereโs a usefulness to proximity. but usefulness soon tastes like something else entirely โ sweeter, more dangerous. he catches himself watching the way you tilt your head when youโre focusing, how your fingers fidget with the hem of your cloak when youโre nervous. these arenโt notes for survival. theyโre anchors.
โง when the realization finally hits, it does so like a blade โ clean, shocking, leaving him breathless. itโs never one cinematic moment. itโs a thousand small knives: your laughter in the mess hall, the way you braid your hair before a mission, the careless kindness you show a wounded ally. one of those moments finds him unguarded and suddenly he understands: heโs not protecting you because duty says to. heโs protecting you because he canโt imagine a world where youโre hurt and heโs done nothing.
โง his instinct is to run. not because he doubts his feelings, but because he knows the cost of attachment. heโs built walls so high theyโve become habit; to climb down them feels like walking into a wilderness. so he pulls away, not to punish you, but to try and train himself to survive without you. the distance is a laughable attempt at mercy โ except it only makes him lonelier.
โง distance doesnโt mean absence. if anything, it sharpens the ways he shows care. heโll be the shadow just beyond your periphery: a chair pulled up a little closer, an extra blanket draped near your cot, a scowl aimed at anyone who laughs too loudly in your direction. heโs still cold in public, but the private kindnesses pile up like unspoken letters.
โง jealousy is a slow, volcanic thing with him. he rarely lashes out โ words are blunt weapons and heโs learned prudence โ but when someone else moves in on you, his whole posture changes. itโs subtle: the set of his jaw, the hush that falls over his voice, the way the air near him seems to tilt just a hair colder. he doesnโt need to shout to make the point. people understand. they see the line he will not let cross.
โง heโs clumsy with praise. a compliment makes him stumble, then laugh like it was nothing. inside, his chest is a tangle of shame and pride. he keeps a ledger of the things about you that make him weak โ the song you hum under your breath, the way you clean your gear, the look you give when you decide youโll do something reckless anyway. later, in the stillness, he rereads the ledger and the ache tightens.
โง when youโre injured, his restraint breaks like old rope. fear sharpens him into a predator and a caregiver all at once. he examines your wounds with trembling hands, cursing softly whenever a bandage slips or a stitch tugs. he speaks in clipped, practical phrases because panic is a language he understands better than sentiment, but his fingers linger where they shouldnโt โ forearms, jawline, the hollow where your neck meets your shoulder โ as if to make sure youโre real.
โง small domesticities become his love language. he sharpens your blade until the metal sings, because he knows a dull edge can get you killed. he warms your boots by the hearth when youโre away. he learns your coffee preference and makes it exactly the way you like it, then grumbles when you say thank you as if youโd complimented his cooking skills โ which, letโs be honest, heโd never admit he had.
โง he still has moments of panic. there are nights when the fear of losing you wakes him, and he finds himself standing at your door without meaning to, hand raised but unable to knock. he tells himself heโs intruding, that he has no right. then you open the door and he is both lamb and wolf, baffled by how complete it feels to stand there, to be let in.
โง intimacy is rough, because heโs not practiced in softness. but where heโs clumsy with words, he is relentless with presence. he will learn to be careful if you flinch. he will apologize with actions instead of phrases. and when he finally says the three words, if ever he chooses to lead with them, they are fewer than the nights he watches over you, but heavier than any speech: โiโm here. stay.โ
โง the good days and the bad days are both christened with his stubborn loyalty. he gets territorial. yes, but also tender in ways the world does not see. he will be the one who brings you the exact rag you like for cleaning your armor. he will be the one who tells the loudmouth regulars at the tavern to shut up when they disrespect you. he will be the one who sits in silence because you need that peace, and will bring a cloak because he can imagine the cold even when you canโt.
โง he never stops being haunted by his past, but you become the reason he chooses to face it. you are not a cure for his scars; you are a decision he keeps making every morning he breathes. your presence is not balm that erases, but a stubborn warmth that allows him to stand in the sun again.
โง bonus quiet moments: he falls asleep on his knees in the armory and wakes to find you covering him with an old coat; he leaves the smallest, ridiculous gifts โ a banded stone, a scuffed coin โ in places youโll find them when youโre feeling low; he hums a lullaby he never admitted to learning, only loud enough for you when storms roll in.
โง and when he says it plainly, later, not as a flourish but as an anchor โ โitโs youโ โ you understand itโs not a proclamation. itโs a vow. itโs the first of many things he cannot take back, and he never wants to.
โง becomes even moodier, distant, but never actually leaves youโhe just stands nearby, arms crossed, watching with unreadable eyes
โง if someone else flirts with you? oh. oh itโs over. suddenly heโs at your side, glaring daggers, โtheyโre wasting your time.โ
โง his protective streak is both armor and plea. heโll intercept threats that were never close enough to harm you, simply to keep the reflex of guarding alive. heโll take the late shift if the nightโs forecast is bad, because he hates the idea of you walking alone under rain-washed skies. he does these things quietly, the same way a lighthouse keeps its light.
โง he doesnโt confess, but he shows it in how he always steps between you and danger, how his voice softens when he talks to you, how he lets you touch him when no one else can
โง blade is not someone who thinks love is for him. he doesnโt believe he deserves itโnot after everything. heโs lived too long, hurt too much, and buried too many things he once cared about. love feels like a luxury he gave up ages ago. so when it startsโฆ creeping in, he doesnโt notice at first. or maybe he does and just refuses to name it.
โง it starts in the smallest ways. his eyes always find you first, even in a room full of people. he listens to your voice more closely than he should. he remembers things about you that you only said onceโyour favorite food, the way you like your gear adjusted, the look you get when youโre about to lie. he notices everything.
โง and still, he tells himself itโs nothing. just habit. just instinct. just awareness.
โง but deep down, the cracks are forming. he gets quiet around youโnot cold, not angry, justโฆ quiet. like heโs trying to hold something inside. like he knows if he lets it out, itโll swallow him whole.
โง the moment he actually realizes he loves you is sudden and sickening. maybe you patch up his wounds after a mission and scold him gently like โyou always throw yourself into danger like itโs nothing.โ and then you touch his cheek, just for a second.
โง and he feels something twist in his chestโraw and terrifying. thatโs when it hits him. heโs in love with you. and he canโt lose you.
โง after that, he pulls away. fast.
โง he avoids eye contact. walks ahead of you during missions. doesnโt respond when you call his name the first time.
โง heโs not doing it to be cruel. heโs doing it because heโs afraid, loving you is like standing on the edge of a cliff and realizing he could fallโand wants to.
โง and yetโฆ he canโt stay away.
โง youโll catch him lingering nearby. standing at your door but not knocking. sitting next to you during briefings even though thereโs space elsewhere. sometimes, you really wished he would take the initiate, โknock,โ you say to yourself, wishing heโd allow himself to be let in.
โง his presence becomes a shadow, always close, but never quite touching.
โง his love shows up in strange ways. he sharpens your blade without you asking. takes the watch when youโre supposed to be sleeping. kills enemies that were never close enough to threaten you, just in case. he doesnโt explain it. he just does it.
โง and if you try to thank him? he shrugs it off like itโs nothing. like his hands werenโt trembling when he thought you got hurt.
โง he gets jealous too, but doesnโt show it directly. someone flirts with you and blade wonโt say a word, but the air around him goes cold.
โง the next time that personโs sparring? bladeโs their opponent.
โง and if you ever get seriously injured (even if itโs just a close call) he snaps.
โง heโll grab you, check your body for wounds with trembling hands, and hiss out your name like itโs the only thing grounding him.
โง โwhat were you thinking?โ
โง โyou couldโve died.โ
โง โdonโt ever do that again.โ
โง his voice shakes, and he looks away before you can see how scared he is. he wonโt confess. not first. not directly. not unless you force it out of him.
โง but thereโs going to be a moment. maybe youโre bandaging his wound this time. your touch is gentle. your eyes meet. and suddenly, the air between you is heavy.
โง you ask, quietly, โwhy do you care so much?โ he doesnโt answer at first. heโs looking at you like youโre something he was never supposed to have.
โง then, low, almost like a growlโฆโbecause itโs you.โ and thatโs it. raw and simple. because itโs you.
โง after that, something shifts. he still doesnโt say the words. but he stops running. he lets you touch him more. lets you lean on his shoulder when youโre tired. sometimes, late at night, youโll feel his hand brush against yours and stay.
โง blade doesnโt know how to say โi love you.โ but he says it in the way he guards your life more closely than his own. in the way he looks at you like youโre the last beautiful thing in a ruined world. in the way he stays despite everything in him screaming to run.
โง the confession he gives isnโt polished. itโs ragged and private, a sound between a curse and a prayer. maybe youโre the one tending his wounds this time, the cloth cool against his skin, and the roles reverse. his breath hitches when your fingers brush his scar and he makes a humorless noise. โbecause itโs you,โ he says finally, mouth tight, eyes raw. nothing more ornate. nothing more needed. it knocks the wind out of him to hear it out loud.
โง after he admits it โ that brittle, honest thing โ everything tilts. he doesnโt become demonstrative in a way that makes you uncomfortable; he simply allows himself gentler truths. he accepts your touch in moments when he previously would have flinched. he lets you stand close without stepping back. he learns, painfully and stubbornly, that staying is not weakness โ itโs choosing.
โง you are his breaking point, his softness.
anaxa
โง tries to play it cool at first, but the second he realizes itโs more than a crush, he kinda panics. scratch that, his entire focus is entirely on YOU now.
โง gets very โiโm too cool for feelingsโ but turns around and is like, โdid you eat today?โ or โhere, i fixed your weapon for youโ
โง he tries to play it cool, and for a while the act is flawless โ aloof glances, practiced indifference, a sarcasm shield that keeps his insides firmly locked away. then one small thing unravels him: you hum a tune while you patch a wound, or you fall asleep halfway through a briefing, chin tucked into your palm, and suddenly the world re-centers.
โง the performance drops. his hands fidget. his brain glitches. and for the first time he thinks, in actual, terrified clarity: i canโt stop thinking about them.
โง denial is his first full-time job. he insists to himself that this is tactical โ proximity for intel, mentorship for efficiency. but every time you laugh, his composure fractures. every time youโre late, a low panic buzzes in his chest. when he claims he โdoesnโt care,โ it sounds like a dare more than conviction, because his eyes betray him, following you like gravity follows a stone.
โง he becomes your unsolicited caretaker under the guise of efficiency. โdid you eat?โ is his daily opener now, delivered with that same deadpan tone, but his gaze has an edge. when you say yes, heโll still produce a bowl or a snack five minutes later and place it exactly where youโll see it, because he knows youโll forget otherwise.
โง his version of stalking is logistical and painfully competent. he doesnโt lurk in alleys; he times patrols so heโll โhappenโ to be nearby, he schedules training so heโs in the same room, he edits rota sheets with microscopic adjustments that make your shifts overlap. it is not creepy. it is a tiny, benevolent conspiracy to ensure you are always within reach.
โง when you get a papercut, he acts like a medic and a drama king simultaneously. the initial reaction is bordering-on-hysterical โ a soft curse, an immediate flurry of ointment and gauze, a muttered โwho hurt you?โ โ but then the tenderness arrives, steady and practical, as he tapes the bandage with hands that tremble ever so slightly.
โง he starts criticizing you in the most love-filled way possible. his critiques are precise and frequent, but theyโre never cruel โ theyโre corrections from someone who refuses to watch you struggle when he can teach you better.
โง โyour left foot drops on that pivot every time,โ heโll say, and youโll hate how right he is. the subtext: i want you safe enough to be unstoppable.
โง the panic after realization manifests in micro-obsessions. he learns your schedule, the song you whistle when youโre focused, the way you tuck a stray strand of hair behind your ear. he catalogues it all in the back of his head and revisits the list late when sleep wonโt come. sometime between dawn and decisions, he thinks of how to keep you unscathed another day.
โง his jealousy is not theatrical; itโs a hard, cold narrowing of the world. when someone else gets flirty, he doesnโt start a fight โ he becomes the storm before it rains. his voice lowers, words clipped, but the message is obvious: back off. if that doesnโt work, his next move is quietly efficient and terrifying: he becomes their sparring partner. they leave the arena with bruises and a newly respectful distance.
โง heโs the kind of person who prepares for your absence before you even leave. if you tell him youโll be gone, heโll arrange for gear to be sharpened, a cot warmed, a message posted. he does these things without fanfare. you find them later and realize heโs been thinking about your comfort like a daily task he cannot skip.
โง he teaches not to show off, but to survive. his sessions are brutal, precise, and infinitely patient. if you slip, he corrects your stance with a soft curse and then demonstrates until you get it. he stays long after everyone else has left the training ground, because the quiet moments are when he can watch you grow and his heart can keep rhythm.
โง when youโre reckless, he snaps โ not out of anger but out of fear. his voice gets raw; the words are sharp. โdonโt do that.โ simple. final. afterwards, the apology is for his tone, not for the intent. heโll make you tea and sit with you while you breathe through the tremors because he knows fear makes small things big.
โง he hides his soft spots beneath sarcasm. call him out on it and heโll glare like youโve offended his dignity. steal his coat? expect a half-grouchy, half-pleased โdonโt get used to it,โ though heโll make sure itโs mended and warmed for the next night. a gift is an embarrassment that he will never directly acknowledge, but he leaves little comforts where he knows your hands will find them.
โง he writes messages like someone used to giving commands โ short, crisp, efficient. but one night he slips and leaves a longer note under your door: โif youโre gone at dawn, send one post. if youโre late, iโll assume youโre reckless. if you break anything, iโll fix it. โaโ and then he spends the day panicking that youโll read more than you should and see how exposed heโs become.
โง his attempts at romance are wildly clumsy. he wonโt plan candlelit dinners because he finds them performative, but heโll show up with stew and a slightly singed pie because he burned it trying to make something that reminded him of you. you laugh; he hates that you laugh because the pie is terrible but the intent is ceremony enough.
โง he is fiercely protective but also hopelessly insecure. heโll argue anybody into leaving you alone, and then go home and replay every decision you made that day, wondering if he could have prevented one stumble. the guilt of being insufficient is a weight he carries in silence โ until you force him to talk and he realizes he can offload it onto you and youโll still stay.
โง he lets you see him tired and unguarded on purpose sometimes. at first that feels like an accident โ you catch him at the table, head bowed over a map, eyes rimmed red. later you find it deliberate: an invitation. โiโm messy,โ heโd warn if he had words for it. you brush a thumb against his knuckles and he stiffens, then relaxes because you stayed.
โง he is clumsy with labels. he wonโt hand you declarations, but he will hand you a life of effort. when you fall asleep mid-lecture, he moves your hair away with a reverence that looks like prayer. he doesnโt say it because words are blunt and heโs not brave, but he leaves his hand on your shoulder while you doze, and that linger is a small eternity.
โง heโs got an internal monologue that reads like a storm. one minute heโs convincing himself heโs mad, the next heโs cataloguing what he loves โ your laugh, your stubbornness, the scar only you notice. he panics at the idea of losing you, and his solution is always the same: be there more, be better, and hope his presence is enough to anchor you.
โง he confesses in pieces. not a speech, but a string of moments. a hand on your back that doesnโt pull away, a protective step that leaves him winded, a muttered โstayโ that is a command steeped in prayer. if pressed, heโll say it simply, dangerous in its honesty: โiโm here. donโt go.โ that, to him, means everything.
โง after the confession, he doesnโt morph into a sitcom boyfriend. he remains sharp, high-functioning, and blunt โ but the edges are softer with you. he yields space without always needing to explain why. he takes up less of the room in arguments, because he learns that to love is to listen as much as to guard.
โง his jealousy becomes protective ritual rather than possessive rage. heโll mark the territory in small gestures: heโll sit between you and an admirer, heโll make the first joke to disarm the flirt, heโll take your arm with a possessive claim and then smirk away like it was all shown for show โ but his hold is comfortable and warm and never meant to hurt.
โง he shows love through preparedness: spare boots by your bedside, an extra cloak folded neatly by your door, your favorite ointment stocked in the infirmary. these are his promises โ unexciting, practical, eternal.
โง he will teach you to fight better because he wants you to be unbreakable even when he canโt stand watch. sometimes his lessons are brutal, and youโll hate him for it in the moment, but afterward youโll find bandages in your bag and a quiet look that says he was terrified the entire time.
โง there are rare nights when heโs vulnerable enough to tell you the small things โ the first time he noticed you, the way your laugh made something in him relax he didnโt know he had, the fear that you might not choose to stay. he says it in fits and starts, clumsy honesty that leaves you breathless because itโs raw and true.
โง he loves you like a storm loves the shore: it's unavoidable, and like a coastline, you wear his roughness into something recognisable, something that holds meaning. he will never be soft in the ways the world expects, but his ferocity becomes the most tender thing youโve ever seen.
โง he keeps mementos youโd never expect: a scrap of fabric from an old scarf you wore once, a pressed leaf from where you sat and read, a band of steel he polished while thinking about you. theyโre hidden in a drawer labelled โuseless thingsโ because he canโt bear to call them what they are: relics of the way he learned to care.
โง on the worst days, when his past claws at him, you are the steadying force. he lets you hold him. he is not used to softness but he accepts it because you are the only one who has taught him softness is not a weakness. and each time you anchor him back to the present, his gratitude is a quiet thing that shivers in his jaw.
โง if you push him to say it plainly, he will, in the end, because heโs honest even when heโs terrified. it wonโt be a confession full of poetry โ itโll be direct and blunt and exactly him: โi never thought iโd want this. but i do. youโve ruined me. stay.โ and then he waits like a soldier whoโs done with battle only to find a fight worth fighting.
โง lowkey follows you around, not in a creepy way, just in a โif they need me iโll be there in 0.2 secondsโ kinda way
โง if you even get a papercut he acts like youโve been mortally wounded. โyouโre bleeding?? i won't allow thisโ
โง heโs dead serious, too. already dragging out gauze, disinfectant, and muttering under his breath about how โunbelievableโ you are for letting something so catastrophic happen. when you laugh and say itโs just a scratch, he glares like youโve personally offended him. โjust a scratch? excuse me? blood is leaving your body. you think thatโs something to joke about?โ
โง and then, while heโs wrapping your finger with way more precision than necessary, his tone softens. โyou need to take better care of yourself. what if you ignored something bigger one day?โ
โง he doesnโt say the restโwhat if i8โm not there to catch it? what if i lose you over something small, something stupid, something i couldโve prevented?
โง okay but. first of all. this man? denial. like the olympic-level kind. heโs used to feeling above everythingโespecially emotions. heโs dramatic, sure, and full of pride, but real connection? real feelings? nah. not for him. or so he thinks.
โง the realization doesnโt come in some huge romantic moment. itโs something stupid. maybe you fall asleep next to him while waiting for a briefing, your head gently bumping his shoulder, and instead of shoving you off or scoffingโฆ he just sits there. perfectly still. completely silent. staring into space like someone just broke his brain.
โง โwhat the hell is this. what. is this.โ
โง after that, itโs internal chaos. heโs spiraling. his brain is screaming and heโs justโฆ pretending everythingโs fine.
โง on the outside? smug, still slightly cocky.
โง on the inside? โdo they know? did they feel my heart jump? was i breathing weird? why do i wanna hold their hand. why do i want them to like me back. this is a glitch in the matrix. iโm resetting my soul.โ
โง it starts off like regular anaxa nonsense. smug. composed. witty. above it all. but then he realizes heโs been โaccidentallyโ assigned to mentor you way more often.
โง he starts giving you extra notes, tailored study sheets, overly specific critiques like โyou always forget this detail in your form, but your reaction timeโs decentโstill nowhere near good enough if iโm not around to cover you.โ
โง and youโre like โโฆwait are you complimenting me?โ
โงโobviously not. donโt flatter yourself.โ (he is. he totally is.)
โง the more time he spends with you, the more unhinged he gets about your safety.
โง like youโre sparring in a training room and you get knocked down, not seriously, but enough to make a soundโhe teleports across the room like โwhat did i say about your blindside?? are you actively trying to get yourself killed, or are you just naturally this reckless??โ
โง โiโm fineโโ โthatโs not the point. do you think i enjoy wasting my time dragging you off the floor every week??โ
โง his hands are checking your limbs, his voice is sharp, but his touch is gentle. and his eyes are absolutely terrified.
โง if you do anything remotely dangerous without telling him?? oh. youโre done. he will go off.
โง โnext time you decide to walk into an enemy territory alone, maybe try thinking for half a second beforehand? unless your goal is to make me lose the last three brain cells i have left.โ
โง โyouโre overreactingโฆโ
โง anaxa? dead serious. โno, iโm reacting exactly enough for someone who just realized their favorite idiot almost died because they couldnโt be bothered to send a message.โ
โง but the thing isโฆhe doesnโt just scold you.
โง he explains things. he teaches. he wants you to be better, because if he canโt always be there to protect you, then you damn well better know how to protect yourself.
โง he stays late helping you train. sends you articles and annotated guides.
โง heโs invested.
โง "if iโm stuck loving you, the least you could do is learn to dodge faster.โ
โง when you ask him โwhy do you care so much?โ he scoffs every time. โoh please. i donโt care. iโm just tired of patching you up like youโre made of wet paper.โ
โง but his eyes linger, and later that night you find a handwritten note slipped under your door: โi care because i canโt not. because iโm already too deep. because you matter. more than iโm ready to admit.โ
โง (heโll deny he ever wrote this)
โง and then thereโs the lectures. not just about combat, about sleep, food, rest, hydration.
โง you yawn once and heโs already glaring. โhave you been up all night again? why am i even asking, of course you have. congratulations, youโve officially shaved ten years off your lifespan.โ
โง heโll toss a fruit at you saying, โeat. i donโt want to hear another word until your bodyโs functioning at 50% minimum.โ
โง but itโs the soft scolding that hits the hardest, like after a battle where you overdid it again, and he finds you sitting alone, wincing while patching yourself up. his shadow falls over you before you even notice him, and by the time you look up, heโs already kneeling down, snatching the gauze from your clumsy fingers with a sharp โyouโre doing it wrong.โ
โง he doesnโt say anything else at firstโjust works in silence, jaw tight, wrapping your wounds with careful, deliberate hands. itโs so unlike his usual dramatic, snarky self that you canโt help but watch him closely, the way his touch is steady even though his eyes keep flicking to every bruise like he wants to erase them himself.
โง finally, when he ties off the bandage, his voice dropsโbarely above a whisper, like heโs saying something he shouldnโt: โyou donโt have to do everything alone. stop acting like youโre disposable. youโre not.โ
โง and of courseโyou canโt resist teasing him. your lips twitch into a grin, and you lean just close enough to see his ears go pink. โawww, anaxaโฆ are you worried about me?โ
โง instantly, he stiffens, glaring at you like youโve committed some grave sin. โdonโt flatter yourself. Iโm just tired of cleaning up after your recklessness.โ but his hands linger on your bandaged arm a little too long, and his voice cracks on the last word.
โง you push it further, grinning, โyouโre kind of sweet when youโre soft like this, yโknow.โ
โง his face does not survive that. he jerks back like you just slapped him, sputtering. โsoft? me? absolutely not. erase that from your memory immediately.โ
โง but later, when he thinks youโre asleep, his hand brushes yours, tentative, almost shy. and though heโd rather die than admit it. he liked you seeing that part of him. even if you tease him for it.
โง his small rituals deepen. he brings you coffee to your bedside when he knows you have a long day. he sits on the roof sometimes, shoulders touching yours in silence, sharing the night because words feel redundant under a sky that vast. he hums low, a private soundtrack, and you learn the cadence of his contentment.
โง heโs so bad at saying he loves you, but it leaks out in every word. for example: โdonโt be late again.โ = i waited for you and got worried and hated how much i did. โyouโre terrible at this, let me fix it.โ = i want to make things easier for you. โyouโre an idiot.โ = iโd die if anything happened to you.
โง heโs always got some sharp comment ready, even in the middle of his โsoft moments.โ when he kneels to wrap your wounds, heโll mutter, โreally, are you trying to make me earn a medal for babysitting you?โ
โง and of course, you grin, leaning just enough to brush your fingers against his. โsomeoneโs feeling dramatic today, arenโt they?โ
โง he frowns, but itโs the kind of frown that doesnโt stick. โi am not feeling dramatic. youโre justโฆ reckless. itโs a public service iโm performing.โ
โง and you raise an eyebrow, teasing, โsure sure, your heroic concern for me is totally selfless.โ
โง he snorts, shaking his head, hands still gentle on your arm. โdonโt get used to this softness. itโs highly irregular. maybe once everyโฆ eternity. donโt you dare think iโm doing it because I care.โ
โง but you can see itโoh, you know it. the way his hand lingers an extra second on your wrist, the little hitch in his breath when your fingers brush his, the way his eyes soften despite the words.
โง and so, naturally, you tease him relentlessly. โwow, such a cold heartโฆ and yet here you are, fussing over me like iโm made of porcelain.โ
โง he flinches, sputters, and mutters something about โporcelain being a ridiculous comparison,โ but the corners of his mouth twitch like heโs barely keeping a smirk contained.
โง you can push him to the edge with this, knowing full well he wonโt push back in earnest. his snark is armour, but underneath? he adores every second of your teasing, even if he refuses to say it.
โง yes heโs infatuated with you thereโs no denying it.
mydei
โง realisation is quiet. itโs like the end of a complex equation and the answer is most definitely and undeniablyโฆ.you.
โง he watches you like heโs trying to understand every part of you, and then realisesโฆhe already does
โง he starts acting a little awkward, stumbling over words, especially when you get too close, which is really cute but also terrifying to see, the son of gorgo, lord mydeimosโฆstuttering? wow.
โง if you ask him whatโs wrong, heโll be all โnothing of logical concern,โ but his ears are red
โง thereโs such a beautiful dualityโheโs this battle-worn, ruthless soldier with blood on his hands and weight in his soulโฆ and yet heโs soft, gentle, and almost painfully sweet with you. a protector.
โง he gets ridiculously possessive in the cutest ways, though heโll never outright admit it. if someone even glances at you for more than a second, he appears like he teleported there out of nowhere, his arms crossed, eyes narrowed, muttering something about โdonโt get distracted, they might actually be important to meโ while pretending itโs about your safety.
โง when you tease him, he sputters and protests, but secretly he loves it. heโll mutter something sharp like โstop laughing, i wasnโtโfine, youโre lucky i even careโ and his voice shakes just a little, betraying how much he enjoys the playful back-and-forth.
โง he leaves little notes for you in unexpected places. not full-on love letters, because that would beโฆ him, but scraps of paper tucked into your bag or gear: โdonโt forget to breathe today. also, youโve annoyed me just enough to like you a little more than i should.โ and he definitely watches to see if you find it, hiding the pink tinge on his cheeks when you do.
โง if youโre cold, he doesnโt hesitate. heโll drop everything, wrap you in his cloak without asking, and growl if you try to protest. โdonโt argue with meโyou look ridiculous shivering like that,โ he says, but thereโs a softness in his tone that only you notice.
โง during missions, heโs hyper-aware of your every move. the smallest soundโan unstable branch, a shifting stone, a stray sparkโsets him moving before you even notice. heโs like a guardian shadow, always just a step behind or beside you, ready to catch you before anything happens.
โง he practices subtle touches just to gauge your reaction. a gentle brush of the hand, a lingering arm around your shoulderโฆ his poker face is perfect, but every small movement makes his heartbeat betray him. and he notices when you notice, freezing for a second before muttering something nonsensical to cover it up.
โง if you complain about being tired or sore, he groans dramatically, but never leaves your side. he hovers close, his voice sharp but his hands gentle as he helps you stretch or rubs your shoulders. โyouโre exaggerating, as always, but fineโฆ let me,โ he grumbles, though every movement is careful, protective, and tender.
โง when he catches you staring at him, his brain immediately short-circuits. he panics internally: โdid they notice my hair? my shoulder? my expression? oh noโฆ they noticed me noticing them,โ while externally he tries to act nonchalant, crossing his arms and muttering something about needing to check his weapon.
โง he shows affection in tiny, almost imperceptible waysโtucking a strand of hair behind your ear, adjusting your cloak when youโre not looking, holding your hand for just a second too long. heโd never call it love, but every action screams it.
โง heโs absurdly concerned for your safety, to the point of ridiculousness. โyou could stub a toe and iโd spend the next hour calculating the probability of your survival. donโt test me,โ he warns, though the corners of his mouth twitch like heโs trying not to smile at how much he cares.
โง he makes little gifts for you and pretends theyโre purely practical. a custom dagger for missions? โefficiency only. utilitarian purposes. nothing else.โ yet later you notice delicate engravings only you would recognizeโinitials, a small pattern he knows you love, and you just let it slide, because he would never admit it was for you.
โง when you fall asleep near him, he freezes. he doesnโt move or speak, just watches your chest rise and fall, memorizing the way your hair falls across your face, the softness of your eyelashes, as if you were the most precious thing in the world and heโs terrified to wake you.
โง if you brush his hand or shoulder, he jumps slightly and mutters incoherent words while turning bright red. โwhatโฆ didโฆ you just doโฆ? donโt think i didnโt notice,โ he says, voice shaking as his ears flush, and he hides his face like a flustered teenager.
โง he gives you his jacket without asking, claiming he doesnโt need it anyway, but secretly he loves watching you wear it. โit suits you betterโฆ obviously,โ he says, though the word โobviouslyโ is delivered with a twitch of nervous pride.
โง when youโre hurt, he becomes methodical, almost scientific, checking every detail of your wounds and how youโre holding yourself, but his hands tremble slightly because heโs terrified of losing you.
โง sometimes, when he thinks youโre not looking, he whispers to himself: โpleaseโฆ stay. donโt go anywhere. iโฆ canโt handle this without you.โ and you always notice.
โง he hides his flustered moments with witty, snarky quips, though they never quite cover how soft he is. โdonโt look at me like that. iโm notโฆ oh forget it,โ he mutters, eyes softening every time you meet his gaze.
โง he leaves small surprises around you: a clean mug ready in the morning, a neatly folded cloak, or a small sketch of something he knows you love, never admitting theyโre meant for you.
โง he's the kind of man who holds your hand like heโs afraid youโll disappear, even after holding a blade like itโs part of him.
โง it happens stupidly. like painfully soft and dumb.
โง youโre trying to fix your armor or something and youโre all frowny and frustrated and go โugh i hate this piece, i wanna throw it into the sunโ and he?? just chuckles.
โง like. full chest, soft rumble chuckle. and he goes, โdonโt waste the sun like that.โ
โง but heโs looking at you. not the armor. and in that exact second heโs like โoh. oh no. i love them.โ
โง aaaaaand his brain short circuits.
โง he becomes SO bad at hiding it. like he thinks heโs being subtle but his actions scream โhopeless man in love.โ
โง you cough once and heโs got a cup of tea ready in two seconds. you trip a little and heโs already got his arms around you like you almost got hit by a meteor.
โง you look cold? heโs putting his entire cloak around your shoulders even though itโs heavy and now heโs just shirtless under the stars like a feral romantic wolf man.
โง he gets FLUSTERED when you do soft things to him. you brush his hair behind his ear? he stops functioning. you call him handsome? he physically shakes. and if you kiss his scars?
โง he malfunctions and literally freezes with his eyes wide open like โuh. system.exe not found.โ
โง he tries to act composed but heโs got the WORST soft spot for you.
โง like you could literally walk in holding a kitten and go โthis is ours nowโ and heโd be like
โง โโฆ..what does it eat. what temperature does it like to sleep at. does it need a name?โ
โง he builds it a tiny shield. he denies it. but he totally does.
โง when youโre injured?? the man becomes your personal doctor/mom/furniture.
โง โsit down. donโt move. iโll carry you. no youโre not fine. youโre never fine.โ
โง and then when you finally rest he just SITS THERE watching you sleep like โmy tiny brave idiot. why do i love you so much. you absolute chaos gremlin.โ
โง kisses your forehead when youโre unconscious before denying it later.
โง he says the most insane soft stuff when heโs tired. he once mumbled โyour voice is my favorite soundโ at 3 a.m. another time whispered โiโd bleed for you. i mean i have, but likeโฆ.iโd do it againโฆ.โ
โง you try to tease him about it and heโll deny it like โi didnโt say thatโ but his ears are red. all the way down to his neck. yeah he said it alright.
โง sometimes he zones out staring at you and then realizes you caught him and just grunts โyou have something on your face.โ
โง your brows furrow in confusion as you connected the dots. โwhat is it?โ you ask, touching and scouring every surface of your face for anything.
โง mydei, the smallest yet cutest hint of pink on his cheeks as his eyes dance to yours. โme. looking at you.โ
โง you give him a kiss on the cheek once and he goes SILENT for ten minutes straight.
โง doesnโt even breathe.
โง youโre slightly confused and a bit worried. โare you okay?โ and he just nods like โfine.โ
โง โmhmโฆyeah sure..โ
โง he is not. heโs internally screaming.
โง he builds stuff for you. fixes your gear. makes you custom weapons that he pretends are โfor mission efficiencyโ but secretly carves little patterns into them just because he knows you like pretty things.
โง thereโs one blade he gives you that has a tiny engraving on the hilt. you notice it later.
โง itโs your initials and his. you donโt bring it up.
โง he carries everything for you. bags? his. water? his. emotional burdens? also his.
โง โgive it to me.โ
โง โyouโre gonna strain your backโโ
โง โthen iโll carry that too.โ
โง you trip ONCE and he doesnโt let you walk without holding his hand for a WEEK. itโs like he instantly becomes your mother, fretting for you 24/7.
โง โwhat if you fall again?โ
โง โonto what. a flat hallway?โ
โง โdanger is everywhere. even gravity canโt be trusted.โ
โง and finally, when he does confess for real, itโs quiet and simple yet so full of warmth.
โง youโre curled up beside him after a long day, and he gently brushes your hair back and says, โyouโre my peace. the only softness iโll never fight against.โ
โง โi donโt just want to protect you anymore. i want to belong to you.โ
โง immediately gets flustered before speaking once again, โifโฆyouโre okay with that.โ
โง and finally, the flustered, chaotic, adorable mydei youโve come to know melts into a man who allows himself to love, protect, and be vulnerable with you.
phainon
โง goes straight into panic mode. this man is flailing.
โง starts stammering, laughing too loud around you, accidentally dropping thingsโlike bro calm down...
โง he flirts in the most obvious way possible, but itโs kinda endearing. like โif i were a planet, youโd be my sun!! hahaโฆ unless thatโs weirdโฆโ
โง gets so jealous but doesnโt know how to express it, so he just sulks and pouts until you give him attention again
โง after he realizes heโs in love, every little thing you do becomes a highlight reel in his brain. the way you chew your lip when thinking? the way you stretch after a long day? he notices it all and it makes his chest tighten like he might burst.
โง he tries to act nonchalant, but fails spectacularly. if you glance at him the wrong way, he trips over nothing, laughs too loudly, or knocks something over, muttering โโฆiโm fine. fine. totally fine.โ and you know he isnโt.
โง every compliment from you makes him melt into an awkward puddle. โphai, you look amazing today!โ and heโs like, โโฆobviouslyโฆ thanksโฆ i thinkโฆ wow.โ internally panicking while trying to maintain a faรงade of hero-level composure.
โง when youโre tired or cold, he immediately transforms into this overprotective, fluffball boyfriend. โcome here. youโre not walking another step in that weather.โ before you know it, heโs draped his cloak over you, pulled you close, and is muttering about how reckless you are.
โง he flirts constantly, in the most chaotic, obvious ways. if you pass by, heโs โaccidentallyโ bumping into you. he makes ridiculous jokes mid-fight like, โcareful, sweetheart, wouldnโt want to fall for me too hard.โ and his grin says heโs very serious about it.
โง jealous? absolutely. but phainon doesnโt explode or make a sceneโhe sulks, pouts, and mutters under his breath like a baffled little puppy whoโs been denied a treat. it starts with a stiffening in his shoulders when someone laughs too loudly at your jokes, then turns into that adorable, obvious sulk: he crosses his arms, stomps his foot once for dramatic effect, and walks a few paces away only to hover where he can still see you. his mouth is full of snappy comebacks but they stick there; instead he mumbles things like, โoh, very funny,โ or โfine, enjoy their nonsense,โ with a tone that clearly reads as please-pay-attention-to-me.
โง heโll pout in the quietest waysโdrama without the fireworks. maybe he pretends to be unimpressed and loudly praises the perpetratorโs technique, then scowls when you laugh at their joke and not his. sometimes he sulks so theatrically you canโt help but jab him in the ribs and ask whatโs wrong; other times heโll grumble away while watching you, eyes soft and a little pleading, until you catch his gaze and the whole performance collapses into sheepish grin and a chaotic, โdonโt be like that.โ
โง if you decide to ignore it on purpose, he escalates to puppy tactics: he becomes performatively helpfulโoffering to carry your gear, making silly faces behind someoneโs back, or doing something spectacular and a little embarrassing just to get you to look. when you finally do give him the attention heโs been pining for, the sulk melts in an instant. he flops into your space with a relieved, goofy sigh and ruffles your hair like you saved him from a storm.
โง and if you call him outโgentlyโon being jealous, his defenses wobble. heโll snort and say, โme? jealous? never,โ but his cheeks betray him, faintly pink, and heโll reach for your hand like a small, stubborn child secretly begging to be reassured. underneath all the theatrics is a tiny, very real fear that you might drift away, and his sulking is just the only language he sometimes knows for asking you to stay.
โง heโs fiercely competitive, but with you, heโs a disaster. even the smallest sparring victory from you makes him stare in stunned admiration. โโฆwaitโฆ you justโow. yes, okay. youโre terrifyingly good.โ and he canโt hide the pride in his voice.
โง when youโre sad, he goes full soft mode. he doesnโt talk much, just sits near you, offering his shoulder or hand without a word, letting you lean on him. he hums quietly sometimes, like a grounding rhythm, until you relax.
โง if you cry? heโs a trembling mess. gently pulls you into his arms, presses his cheek to your head, and whispers, โshhhโฆ iโve got you. iโll hold it all for you, okay?โ even though he hates being vulnerable, he lets you see this side of him because he trusts you.
โง he notices everything about you. your favorite snacks? he memorizes. how you like your gear adjusted? noted. the tone of your voice when youโre tired? he adapts. itโs insane attention to detail, all mixed with love and absolute puppy energy.
โง phainon is definitely the kind of guy to make you a flower crown. heโll sit there, fumbling with stems, tongue poking out a little in concentration while he ties them together, acting like itโs just another casual hobby. when he finally places it on your head, heโs grinning ear to earโthen immediately plops one onto his own head so you match.
โง if you call him out for how romantic it is, he instantly backpedals, running a hand through his hair and saying, โwhat? no way, it just looks cooler if I wear one too. totally not, likeโฆ couple-y or anything.โ spoiler: it is very couple-y, and he knows it.
โง his heroic side is still intact. he roars through battles like a living flame, lifts impossibly heavy objects, and protects everyoneโbut with you, heโs both chaotic and soft, leaning into his feelings in ways he wouldnโt dare elsewhere.
โง heโs always trying to make you laugh. goofy impressions, ridiculous puns, playful challengesโanything to get that spark in your eyes, because he lives for it. every smile from you makes him feel like the world is right, even if everything else is chaos.
โง every single time you laugh at one of his dumb jokes, like really laugh, that unguarded, belly-deep laugh...he loses it. outwardly, he doubles down, throwing another cheesy one-liner like itโs nothing. but inside? heโs a puddle. his grin falters for half a second because heโs so overwhelmed, and he actually has to turn his face away, clear his throat, and mutter something cocky like โyeah, Iโm hilarious, I know.โ truth is, heโs thinking: i just made them laugh. me. i could live off this forever.
โง he cannot sit still around you. his bodyโs buzzing, restless, constantly moving. heโll spin a dagger between his fingers, tap his foot, roll his shouldersโlike he needs to bleed off the nervous energy. but the second you reach out and touch his hand, just casually, maybe to stop him fidgeting? he freezes.
โง suddenly all that motion evaporates and heโs perfectly still, staring at you with wide eyes like you just hit his off-switch. he recovers in a flash with some half-joke like, โuh. guess youโve got powers after all,โ but heโs not fooling anyone.
โง his confessions are chaotic but precious. โโฆiโd die for you. wait, not like that. i meanโฆ iโd also like to liveโฆ with youโฆ near youโฆ uh. justโฆ you know. stay with me?โ heโs stumbling over words but his eyes are earnest, and itโs impossible not to melt.
โง kisses from you? he freezes completely, wide-eyed, then wraps you up in a trembling hug like โoh. OH. weโre in love now. okay. no take-backs!โ and his hands shake because heโs terrified and ecstatic at the same time.
โง every little action from him screams โi love youโ even when he insists otherwise. sharpening your weapons โfor efficiency only,โ leaving a blanket beside you, making ridiculous gestures just to make you laughโitโs all for you, and heโs hopelessly proud when you notice.
โง his chaos and heroism blend perfectly with his puppy energy around you: loud, dazzling, competitive, affectionate, flustered, and completely devoted. heโs impossible not to adore and he knows it.
โง heโs charming, heroic, the kinda guy everyone loves on the surfaceโฆ but you get to see the real him, the flawed, snappy, a lil unhinged sometimes. and he loves you more than anything for not turning away when heโs not perfect.
โง phainon is most definitely the โi could bench press a star but iโd fold in half if you looked at me for too longโ type of boyfriend. cough cough just letting you know cough cough
โง phainon swears up and down he can cook for you. โculinary skills of a god,โ he says. โyouโre gonna be blown away,โ he insists. the reality? chaos. the kitchenโs filled with smoke, half the food is either raw or charred beyond recognition, and thereโs a small, suspicious fire in the corner. he comes out of it sheepishly holding a burnt pan and grinning like, โokay, technically itโs edible. but, like, the effort was hot, right?โ he sulks for five minutes when you tease him about itโuntil you take a bite anyway, then he lights up like you just handed him the world.
โง he is so easily distracted by you itโs borderline dangerous. heโs walked into poles, tripped over rocks, and once nearly fell into a river mid-conversation because you happened to smile at him. every single time, he acts like it wasnโt his fault. โgravity just hits different around you,โ he says, puffing up his chest like itโs a legitimate excuse. but the pink in his ears always gives him away.
โง if you look even slightly stressed or down, phainon cannot let it slide. heโll throw himself into the most ridiculous antics just to make you smile. once, he literally challenged a boulder to a push-up contest. like, he dropped onto the ground, shouting encouragements to himself while side-eyeing you, trying to drag a laugh out of you. when you finally cracked a grin, he collapsed dramatically, rolling onto his back with a groan of, โsee? victory achieved. your smileโs worth losing to a rock.โ
โง phainon is so easygoing at first. flirty, teasing, constantly cracking jokes with that cocky grin like heโs never once had a bad day in his life. heโs loud in the way sunshine is, everywhere, impossible to ignore.
โง but when he falls in love with you? oh man. it sneaks up on him like a stray punch to the ribs. one minute heโs breezy, cracking jokes and swaggering through the training yard, and the next heโs watching you with this dazed, private awe that makes him forget the rest of the world exists. it doesnโt arrive like a declaration โ it slides in sideways during a spar, behind a grin, in the quiet seconds after you laugh, and then suddenly he realizes heโs been orbiting you without permission.
โง it all starts with sparring, naturally. you two jab and prod each other the way only people who trust one another can, teasing, testing reach and reflex. the air is electric, boots scuffing, breath coming in measured bursts. youโre bickering with that playful cadence that always ends with both of you smirking, and he loves it: the way you donโt flinch, the way you commit to every move like nothing matters but the moment.
โง he holds back, of course, not because he canโt win, but because heโd rather see you try than crush you too easily. still, thereโs a smug pleasure in feeling you land a hit on him, because of course youโd make him work for it.
โง one afternoon you finally catch him in a lock and he lets you have it deliberately, with a slow, teasing yield. he collapses to the mats, sounding dramatic and delighted, โow. i guess you win.โ and for a heartbeat youโre stunned: your chest puffs with that weird pride that comes with surprising someone impossible. โwait really???!!!โ you shout, half incredulous, half triumphant. he watches you glow with this soft, almost guilty sparkle in his eyes and admits, quietly, โโฆyeah.โ
โง thatโs the moment it slams into him like a truck. he hadnโt planned on the feeling, and now that itโs there heโs alternately thrilled and terrified. afterward he tries to act normal. jokes come faster, his grin gets louder, his swagger more exaggerated, but normal is impossible. he starts complimenting you in the strangest, most chaotic ways because he doesnโt know how else to say youโre incredible without sounding like a fool. โyouโre so freakinโ cool when you punch me in the face, yโknow that?โ he says once, voice too loud for no reason, then flushes when you beam back at him.
โง sometimes his compliments ricochet off into surreal territory. โif i die in battle i hope itโs by your hands. youโd make it look hot,โ heโll blurt โ confidence turned ridiculous bravado โ and you stare at him wondering whether to laugh or swoon. heโs the kind of person who roars into battle like nothing can touch him, but the second you say something simple โ โyou look handsome when youโre seriousโ โ he freezes. โshut up,โ he grumbles through a blush, the words half-annoyed and half-pleased as his face blooms red all the way down to his chest.
โง showmanship is his currency. he adores showing off in front of you: lifting ridiculous weights that make nearby soldiers whistle, demonstrating stunts that end with him grinning at your reaction. heโs proud in a loud, physical way because he wants you to be impressed. but praise โ sincere, soft, unforced praise โ melts him. one genuine โphai, youโre amazing!!โ will make him lock up, eyes wide, mouth open, completely unready for being adored. heโll deflect with a cocky โhah! obviously,โ but inside his brain is spiraling: you love me, right? marry me now?
โง he adores that you donโt flinch from his darker edges. when the coreflame in his chest pops up and his blood hums with anger, the world tilts and his hands clench, and he is an animal on the verge. if you simply step forward, place your hand on his chest and whisper, โi know youโre still here,โ it grounds him like nothing else can. no fear. no recoil. you become his peaceful spot in the middle of the storm, the one person whose touch can shrink the rage into something manageable. heโd kneel for you โ not out of ceremony but as a reflex of reverence.
โง when he gets overwhelmed, he masks it with noise โ dumb jokes, over-the-top laughter, a grin too wide because vulnerability terrifies him. yet if you see through the bravado and say, softly, โheyโฆ itโs okay to not be okay,โ he collapses into silence like someone finally dropping a heavy pack. then he pulls you into a fierce, trembling hug, burying his face in your shoulder and whispering, โthank you.โ those moments are private, raw, and he trusts you with them alone.
โง competitiveness is in his bones. with Mydei, itโs a nonstop game of one-upmanship, lifts, stunts, who-can-outlast-who, and yet around you he becomes endearingly clumsy. example: after Mydei lands a clean sparring win and nods your way with a cocky smirk, Phainon scrambles up, brushes off dust, and yells, โcool, love that for him โ watch me lift a tree.โ itโs both performative and sincere, half-show, half-plea for your attention. heโll flirt mid-fight, dropping ridiculous lines like, โcareful, sweetheart, i might fall for you harder than your footwork.โ when you actually knock him off his feet he laughs, winded and triumphant, and for a second the whole world narrows to the ridiculousness of being in love.
โง his soft spots are numerous and obvious to everyone โ yet somehow everyone pretends not to notice because who could blame him? he learns your schedule, knows your snack preferences down to the brand, and can tell by the tilt in your voice when youโre tired. when youโre sad he gets quiet and present, offering jacket, hand, or silence depending on what you need. if you cry, heโs the gentle fortress: he pulls you in, cheek to your head, and murmurs, โshhhโฆ iโve got you. iโll hold it all for you, okay?โ and you can feel the sincerity in the press of his palm.
โง he says the most unhinged things because heโs not great at neat emotions. โiโd die for you,โ he blurts once, then immediately backtracks, โ[wait. not like that. i mean โ iโd also like to live. with you. near you.]โ it is earnest, bumbling, and endearing. itโs the sort of proclamation that makes you grin and roll your eyes and want to punch his shoulder, and heโs thrilled by the attention.
โง one day he tells you something that sticks: โโฆi think iโd let you win every fight for the rest of my life if it means i get to see you smile like that.โ you fold in on yourself with warmth and disbelief, and when you kiss him he freezes for a beat, then cradles you like heโs afraid the world might snatch you away. hands trembling, he grins into your hair, โoh. OH. weโre in love now. okay. no take-backs!โ and even when he tries to joke it off, his hands wonโt stop shaking because heโs so completely undone.
โง all of it โ the swagger, the noise, the showboating โ is a cover for how utterly head-over-heels he is. heโs loud to cover his fear, brave to keep you safe, and goofy because being around you makes everything feel lighter. he will say things that make no sense, act like a fool, and be victorious in the silliest ways if it means youโre laughing. and when it matters most, heโll stand steady and fierce, the brightest, most dangerous guardian you could ask for โ but also the warmest, most ridiculous puppy in your arms.
โง itโs awful but so precious.
โง heโs really good at speaking, whether itโs at rallies, casual talk or anything. and the one thing he said that flared up your heart?
โง โโฆi think iโd let you win every fight for the rest of my life if it means i get to see you smile like that.โ
โง yeah, you folded under 0 pressure.
โง you kiss him. he stops breathing. and then holds you up like โoh. OH. weโre in love now. okay. okay. no take-backs!โ heโs so nervous you can feel his hands trembling as he holds you in his arms, ugh.
aventurine
โง he figures it out and immediately starts calculating how to make you fall for him too. once aventurine realizes what heโs feeling, his brain instantly goes into overdrive. he treats it like a high-stakes gamble, studying you, your reactions, your tells, like youโre the most complex game heโs ever played.
โง itโs not just about charm anymore, itโs strategy. heโs analyzing every word you say and plotting little ways to make you notice him more, like every second you spend not looking at him is a missed opportunity.
โง suddenly youโre winning at his games โby chance,โ heโs giving you his rarest gems โfor good luck,โ and heโs pulling out the charm like crazy.
โง the odds always seem to fall in your favor, but anyone who knows aventurine would see right through it. heโll play it off with a smug grin and a shrug, like, โguess youโre just that lucky,โ while sliding another gleaming chip into your hand. and when he offers you gemsโones even other IPC execs would kill to haveโhe acts like itโs nothing. โdonโt read too much into it, just think of it as insurance.โ but his eyes are always watching to see how happy it makes you.
โง still acts cocky and smug, but you can tell heโs genuinely trying, he listens when you talk, remembers the little things, and flirts in a way that makes your heart flutter.
โง the bravado remains, aventurine's armor is as much a part of him as his shoes, but the swagger is now layered over earnest attention. he hangs on your words in conversations he used to skim, remembers your absurd preferences (how you like your coffee, which walk you favor on a cloudy day), and drops flirtatious lines that hit in a different register than his usual banter. they land softer; they land deliberate. every time he does it you feel him trying, and it makes the cocky front feel almost vulnerable.
โง heโs literally so extra but tries to act like heโs doing the bare minimum. aventurine 1000% spoils you like a fashion-forward sugar strategist king and pretends itโs โjust practical."
โง heโll insist the silk scarf was an economical choice and the bespoke coat was โpractical for weather,โ but the way he fusses over fit and fabric, insisting the hem falls precisely where it should, the sleeve hits the wrist just so, gives him away. heโs theatrical in the nicest way: the label isnโt the point, itโs the smile he gets watching you discover a hidden pocket, the small triumph of seeing something he chose match you perfectly. he pretends this is merely logistics, but the soft way he watches you wear his choices tells a different tale.
โง one day just casually goes โyou know iโd bet everything on you, right?โ and youโre like wait. what? he says it offhandedly, light, teasing, like a gambler tossing out bravado but thereโs a gravity beneath the line. your startled reaction makes him hitch, just a fraction, because the truth in it is heavier than a joke. for him itโs both confession and wager: heโs staking something he doesnโt usually risk time, reputation, the small guarded parts of himself on you. when the words hang between you, they look ordinary, but they tilt the conversation in a new direction.
โง aventurine flirts with everyone, thatโs just who he is smooth, charming, dripping confidence like perfume. so when he flirts with you at first, he doesnโt think twice about it. but the second you flirt back? not even that seriously, just a little smirk, a โyou always say that, ventiโโhe chokes. like actually pauses. because oh. oh no. that hit different.
โง heโs used to being the one who sets the tempo; someone mirroring him is usually just another ripple in the room. but when itโs you, when you deflect him with a smirk or a teasing retort, his practiced composure stutters. the breath catches, his brain trips, and for once heโs not writing the script. the choke is nearly audible: one small personal misstep that feels like a thrilling failure, because under all that charm heโs not immune to being disarmed by you.
โง at first, he tells himself itโs fine. heโs just intrigued. youโre fun to banter with. nothing new. but then you start showing up in his thoughts when heโs alone, when heโs going over numbers, strategies, odds and heโs not thinking about his next bet. heโs thinking about your laugh. your eyes. how you looked at him when you caught him watching you across the room. and itโs messing him up.
โง the tidy spreadsheets of his life begin to fray at the edges, your laugh becomes a recurring footnote in his head, an image that interrupts his calculations. he catches himself pausing in the middle of an analysis to replay a tiny expression you made, or catching the echo of your voice when he should be focused. itโs disorienting because everything heโs built is predictability and control, and this spontaneous, foolish thing keeps inserting itself where numbers used to be. he flushes with embarrassment and wonder in equal measure.
โง he starts trying to control it like itโs a negotiation. heโs like โalright. if i donโt talk to them for two days, iโll be normal again.โ spoiler: he is not normal again. he makes it exactly 6 hours before heโs inventing fake reasons to visit your office. โjust checking in~! you left a pen behind and i couldnโt let that tragic loss go unnoticed.โ
โง he experiments with distance like a scientist only to break them with charming, ridiculous excuses. the pen is a classic: trivial and perfectly framed as concern, but he knows exactly how to manufacture innocuous proximity and then accuse fate of conspiring. the ruse is sloppy because heโs not good at not being near you; he always finds a way back faster than he meant to.
โง he becomes so annoying and so obvious to everyone around him. like heโll see you lift something heavy and go โwhoa, didnโt know you were that strong. what else have you been hiding from me?โ with a smirk, but the second you shoot him a playful wink back, he turns around to hide the fact heโs literally fanning himself with a clipboard.
โง his colleagues notice the change in his orbit: slightly less aloof, slightly more focused on one particular presence in a room. he peppers you with observations that sound like they could be market research but are just him trying to catalog your strengths. and when you reciprocate playfully, heโs caught off guard, flushed, a sheepish grin, clipboard defensively up because heโs a little embarrassed to be reduced to the state of a giddy teenager.
โง aventurine LOVES competition but with you? he lets you win. or at leastโฆ he says he let you win. even if he didnโt. because heโs obsessed with the way your face lights up when you beat him at something. โguess iโm slipping, huh?โ heโll tease, but youโll catch the tiniest smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. like heโs proud. like he lives to see you smug for once.
โง sometimes the victory is real and glorious for you; sometimes itโs arranged with the lightest of manipulations...heโll nudge a dice, adjust a timing, or feign a misstep. heโll act wounded and miffed afterwards as if you robbed him, but his eyes shine like someone who kept a secret just to watch you triumph. the tease is his cover; the pride swallowing soft at his throat is unmasked in the smallest, most human of gestures.
โง when he realizes itโs love, it scares him. not in a dramatic meltdown way he just quietly panics. because aventurine is used to controlling outcomes, reading people, always being one step ahead. and with you? he canโt predict you. he canโt calculate feelings. he canโt even figure out when exactly you became the one thing heโd actually risk losing.
โง the panic is internal and careful; itโs not chaotic theatrics but a series of small, private alarms going off at once. he reassesses all his assumptions and finds that where there were certainties about markets or favors, there is this vast unknowable terrain of heart. the idea that something might make him irrational, something he canโt hedge against, terrifies and exhilarates him in equal measure.
โง he gets a little softer, a little quieter, when youโre alone. still flirty, still confident but youโll notice his voice drops. he leans closer. his teasing gets slower, more sincere. โyou ever notice how the room always feels better when youโre in it?โ heโll say with a little smile, and this time, he means it.
โง the bravado eases in private; the cadence shifts from performance to intimacy. those lowered tones are intentional. heโs testing whether the chemistry translates off-stage. his compliments lose their foil and gain weight, and the little smile that accompanies them is honest, uncalculated. moments like these feel like an invitation into a softer, more vulnerable corner of the man you thought you knew.
โง aventurineโs love language is gifting, but not obvious gifts. theyโre subtle, personalized, and always tailored to something you mentioned once, weeks ago. a new charm for your weapon that matches your aesthetic? done. a rare coin he found on a mission that he says โreminded me of you, shiny and impossible to ignoreโ? yes.
โง the gifts read like footnotes in your life: small, precise, and unexpectedly intimate. he doesnโt hand you ostentatious displays; he gives you things that say: i listened. he remembers. that tiny charm tucked into your gear is his way of being present when he cannot be there physicallyโan emblem of attentiveness wrapped in luxury.
โง he absolutely gets jealous, but never in a dramatic or toxic way. he just gets smugly competitive. if someone else flirts with you, he slides up beside you like โhmm. looks like iโve got some unexpected competition. should i be worried?โ but he says it while casually wrapping an arm around your waist or leaning into your space with that "this is mine" energy.
โง itโs a precision moveโequal parts warning and playful claim. his smugness is a controlled flame rather than a wildfire: a way to stake territory without drama, to remind others (and perhaps you) that thereโs a quiet confidence behind his charm, and that the game, whenever played around you, has become decidedly more personal.
โง if you get hurt, he loses the charm act instantly. the smile drops. the sarcasm vanishes. he kneels beside you with a deathly serious look and says your name like a prayer. his hands are steady but his voice is shaking, โhey. hey, stay with me. youโre gonna be fine, alright?โ he doesnโt joke again until heโs sure youโre okay.
โง the businessman, the flirt, the strategist, all of it falls away the instant your safety is at stake. his care becomes blunt and urgent. heโs competent, quick, and frighteningly focused on the practical, but underneath that efficiency is a fragile human who finds that each breath you take is suddenly the most important thing in his world.
โง you tease him once like โwhat, you falling for me or something?โ and he freezes. for a second too long. then he laughs, but itโs not as cocky this time. itโs soft. he leans in, real close, and whispers, โmaybe i am. what would you do if i said yes?โ
โง the tease unravels him because the truth is right at the surface now, tender and ridiculous. his whisper is both a dare and a confession, a tiny risk laid bare in the hush. the closeness is electrifying, and his question hangs like an invitation. he wants to see if youโll match the gamble.
โง when he finally confesses, itโs not flashy. not dramatic. just you and him, walking home together after a mission, your hands brushing, his voice quiet for once. โi used to think winning was everything. but then you showed up and ruined the game. and nowโฆ i donโt think iโd mind losing. not if it means i get to keep you.โ
โง the confession is simple because he is stripped of all theater; thereโs no audience, no ledger, only the two of you and a truth he canโt package into profit or charm. itโs equal parts surrender and promise: heโd trade the thrill of victory for the steadiness of being beside you, and in that statement the full scale of how much you mean to him is made plain.
โง he loves dressing you up. not in a weird controlling way, but in a โi saw this and immediately thought of how stupidly perfect youโd look in itโ way. heโs already got incredible taste, so the clothes he buys you are so stupidly luxurious itโs unreal, soft silks, embroidered jackets, matching rings, everything tailored exactly to your measurements (which he 100% knew before you ever told him. donโt ask how. heโs scary like that).
โง when you go โisnโt this too much?โ he just blinks and goes, โyou underestimate how much i enjoy spending money on people who make me smile.โ
โง the garments are statements, less about possession than celebration. he treats your style like a private gallery, curating looks that highlight angles he admires. when you try on something he picked, his eyes light up with that small, ridiculous pride of a man who found treasure and canโt wait to show it. the way he watches you move in his choices is intimacy rendered through taste and generosity.
โง donโt even get him started on sleepwear. one day you mentioned in passing how your โpajamas are uglyโ and this man literally blinked and twelve sets of monogrammed luxury loungewear showed up at your door. he acts so casual about it too like โoh, those? just some extras lying around. figured youโd like the silk blend.โ each one is in your favorite color. and smells like him.
โง the sleepwear is peak aventurine, ridiculously over-the-top, but so tender. itโs a soft invasion of your private evenings: fabrics that fold into your sleep like a promise, monograms that whisper familiarity, and a subtle scent he leaves behind so when you slip them on you feel noticed and comforted even in the smallest domestic hour.
โง but the best part? the subtle matching. he would never do something as tacky as โcouples teesโ (he says that with visible disgust) but he absolutely goes out of his way to coordinate with you. if your outfit has gold accents? suddenly heโs got a gold chain on. you wear navy one day? โoh wow, look at that, my new cufflinks just happen to match.โ if you ever call him out on it, he just smirks and goes โwhat, you thought we werenโt gonna be the best-dressed duo in the room?โ
โง the coordination is his quiet signature: a shared palette of color or a mirrored accessory that reads like a private joke. he maneuvers the aesthetic conversation without ever stating the obvious, and when you notice, the small grin he offers is pure delightโhis way of claiming a tiny, tasteful piece of you without needing to make a spectacle.
โง the first time you actually wear something he gave you in public, he short circuits. tries to act composed, but he just keeps looking over at you with this dazed, possessive little smile. โmm. yeah, i made a good investment.โ like youโre a rare gem he found before anyone else could. he walks a little closer to you that day. lets his hand brush yours more often. calls you โdarlingโ without sarcasm.
โง the public moment exposes him where once he could be private and strategic, now heโs delightedly vulnerable. the way he claims proximity, lets his shoulder touch yours, and uses a new pet name without irony is his declaration. itโs a small possession, yes, but one grounded in appreciation and a desire to be close.
โง and if you ever match with him on purpose? like you come out wearing something coordinated just to tease him, he stops breathing. doesnโt say anything at first. just stares. then he clears his throat and mutters โyouโre really trying to kill me today, huh?โ
โง you can see the whole world narrow to that one coordinated joke. he takes it as both a playful challenge and an emotional arrow: you made a choice to mirror him, and it feels like the safest, most exciting kind of theft. his response is a breathless blend of mock outrage and heart-flip panic.
โง โwhat, this?โ
โง his casual question, tossed out in a tone that tries to keep things light, hides the fact heโs counting heartbeats. heโs suddenly acutely aware of the way your shoulder fits under his arm, of the warmth your presence gives him, and he tries to stake the moment in words that sound smaller than the feeling itself.
โง โyes. exactly that. never take it off.โ (jk. heโs already planning the next set.)
โง the joke reads as both command and confession. heโs afraid to be owning the sentiment outright, so he masks it with jest. but the afterthought, his plotting of more gifts, the next coordinated outfit, the future little plans, betrays him entirely. heโs hooked on this new currency: your attention, your smile, your presence. and heโs more than ready to invest.
boothill
โง literally just goes โwell damn.โ like he knows
โง he definitely starts out thinking youโre just fun. like yeehaw fun. someone who can keep up with him in a shootout and throw a decent punch if needed, and also laugh at his terrible one-liners. but the second you patch up one of his wounds with a worried little frown and mutter โyou scared me, you dumbass,โ it hits him like a bullet straight through the heart. he just stares. goes dead quiet. and thinks: โoh no. ohhh no. iโm done for.โ
โง he expects adrenaline and bravado, not worry carved soft and exposed on your face. that small, furious softness catches him off-guard because itโs a mirror of everything he isโreckless, stubborn, and breaking rulesโand suddenly the idea that you could be upset about him is unbearable. he freezes because the next logical stepโadmitting he feels it tooโfeels like stepping off a cliff. he tries to laugh it off, but the silence afterward is full of possibilities heโs both thrilled and terrified to explore.
โง he doesnโt know how to be chill about it either. he tries to keep things casual, but the next day heโs like โwell if it ainโt my favorite partner in crime lookinโ finer than a fresh-polished revolverโ while handing you a flower he 100% stole. and when you say โis that from someoneโs windowsill??โ he just shrugs like โthey werenโt usinโ it right.โ
โง boothillโs attempts at nonchalance are a mess of charm and theft. he wants to be cool, but heโs hopelessly sentimental in practice so he steals daisies like a romantic outlaw and wraps them in a napkin, delivering them with that ridiculous half-wink. he tries to play it off like bravado and ownership, but the small, shy tilt of his head after you tease him says everything: he did it because he wanted you to smile.
โง starts calling you โsweetheartโ and โdarlinโโ every chance he gets, and gets real smiley when you call him back
โง if anyone even breathes near you, heโs suddenly at your side like โyou need somethinโ?โ with his hand on his holster.
โง he treats you like goldโฆlike, proper cowboy gentleman style, but also flirts constantly and lowkey lives for when you get flustered
โง this man will absolutely gun someone down at noon then spend the evening asking you if you think his hat suits you better ๐ญ
โง he definitely starts out thinking youโre just fun. like yeehaw fun. someone who can keep up with him in a shootout and throw a decent punch if needed, and also laugh at his terrible one-liners. but the second you patch up one of his wounds with a worried little frown and mutter โyou scared me, you dumbass,โ it hits him like a bullet straight through the heart. he just stares. goes dead quiet. and thinks: โoh no. ohhh no. iโm done for.โ
โง he doesnโt know how to be chill about it either. he tries to keep things casual, but the next day heโs like โwell if it ainโt my favorite partner in crime lookinโ finer than a fresh-polished revolverโ while handing you a flower he 100% stole. and when you say โis that from someoneโs windowsill??โ he just shrugs like โthey werenโt usinโ it right.โ
โง boothill is SO physically clingy once he falls. heโs not subtle about it either, arm around your shoulder, hand on your waist, sitting way too close next to you at the campfire like โainโt no law sayinโ i canโt share a seat with my favorite person.โ you nudge him and heโs like โwhat? youโre warm.โ he will 100% sleep on your lap like a feral golden retriever cowboy and act like itโs completely normal.
โง his physicality is his love language and he is VERY unapologetic about it. he just finds you comfortable, warm. in the quiet nights heโll pull you in close, chest to chest, and act as if falling asleep perched on your lap is the most natural thing in the world. he thrives on contact: a shoulder leaned into, a hand squeezed under the table, a hip brushing yours. to him itโs intimacy, not intrusion, and heโs baffled by anyone who wouldnโt want to live in that closeness.
โง he calls you nicknames like itโs his job. โdarlinโ,โ โsweet thang,โ โtrouble,โ and if you ever call him a nickname back? game over. melts. goes pink in the ears. tries to act smug about it but absolutely fails. you: โthanks, cowboy.โ him, five minutes later, tripping over a barrel: โh-huh? oh yeah. cowboy. thatโs me. yup.โ
โง he lives to impress you. most of his dumb stunts are, in fact, love stunts. โwatch this, sugarโ is usually followed by something like spinning his gun too fast and almost dropping it, or leaping off a rooftop and totally not sticking the landing but popping up like โta-daaa.โ heโs all bruised and winded but grinning. โyou see that?? bet no oneโs ever done that for you before.โ
โง gets so mad when someone else flirts with you. not in a scary wayโjust in a really obvious, dramatic โiโm not jealous i just hate that guy and i hope he trips over his own bootsโ way. heโll immediately come up beside you, wrap an arm around your waist, and say something totally unnecessary like โme and my sweetheart were just talkinโ about how some folks donโt know how to mind their business.โ
โง heโs lowkey really insecure though. like yeah, heโs loud and cocky and deadlyโbut when you show him real affection, like a soft kiss on the cheek or you bring him a snack just because? it breaks him. he stares at the snack like โfor me?? no catch? no strings?โ and then grins like an idiot. he acts cool but if you leave a note for him or kiss him goodnight he will lie awake thinking about it for 6 hours.
โง he adores showing off for you. quick draws, sharpshooting, wild tricks with his gunsโyou name it. but the real kicker? the moment you say โwow, youโre amazingโ in a soft voice, he just melts. turns into a puddle of bashful outlaw man and hides his face under his hat like โaw hell, stop itโฆ actually donโt.โ
โง sleepovers with him are so chaotic and so sweet. he insists on being the big spoon, insists you borrow his dumb bandana to sleep with, insists on telling you cowboy bedtime stories that are probably made up but sound romantic as hell when itโs just the two of you under the stars. โโฆand thatโs how the outlaw won his loverโs heart. wild, huh?โ
โง โwas that one about you?โ
โง the question is small and hopeful; itโs testing the waters. heโll freeze, then scratch his jaw and mutter something like โnoโฆ unless you liked it?โ because heโs terrible at directness. what heโs asking is: did you feel the same way he does when the story ends? and the way he waits for your reaction is painfully tender.
โง he 1000% gets pouty when animals like you more than him. you pet a random cat and it immediately starts purring on your lap and boothillโs like โokay but i also have hands. and charm. and vibes. what does that furball have that i donโt??โ
โง his competitiveness is adorable. he wants your attention first, even from a stray animal. heโll feign offense but end up laughing, trying to coax the pet away with a goofy voice and exaggerated affection. itโs partially performative, partially genuine. heโs just so glad you noticed the creature and he wants to be the center of your affection.
โง โheโs soft. wait, why are youโฆare you pouting?โ
โง โwhat, me? pouting? PFFFTโnever!โ he was btw.
โง he snores. LOUDLY. but then heโll wake up if you move even a little and be like โyou okay, sugar? need a blanket? a gun? me to kill someone real quick?โ
โง โno iโm just turning over.โ
โง โgood. okay. love you.โ and then immediately back to chainsaw snores
โง he loses track of his guns constantly and blames it on you.
โง โdarlinโ, have you seen Miss Bang and Miss Boom?โ itโs a running joke that heโll misplace โMiss Bang and Miss Boomโ and declare them kidnapped by poltergeists. he floats the blame because itโs a way to get you involved, to watch you roll your eyes and help hunt, and he loves that shared fluster of scrambling together to find something silly and beloved.
โง โyou named them??โ
โง โโฆyou mean you didnโt?? theyโre part of the family now.โ
โง (turns out he just left them in the kitchen, again.)
โง he makes the WORST coffee ever but drinks it with chest-pounding pride like โnothing better than cowboy coffee, sweetheart.โ
โง you sip it once and nearly DIE. it tastes like regret and gunpowder.
โง he just smiles and goes โputs hair on your chest, donโt it?โ you slap your chest, eyes squinting as your cheeks heat up. โit put trauma on my soul.โ
โง boothill is very much obsessed with matching in the dumbest ways. heโll wear something and then be like โhey. wear this too. weโll be a duo. a unit. peopleโll take one look at us and go โdang, theyโre in love and possibly dangerous.โโ
โง โboothill this is literally a matching fringe vest.โ
โง โexactly.โ
โง his hat = his soul. but heโll still let you wear it if youโre cold or sad or just look cute.
โง but he canโt handle it. like you put on his hat and heโs on the floor. โlook at you. look at you. stealinโ my heart and my accessories in the same breath.โ
โง heโs grabbing at his chest like heโs been shot.
โง you take the hat off and he goes โno wait. put it back. i was enjoyinโ the view.โ
โง if you two ever share a bed, heโs the worst sleep partner in existence.
โง arms flung over your face. legs wrapped around yours. one time he accidentally drew his gun in his sleep and nearly shot the pillow because he was dreaming about a heist.
โง โi canโt sleep with you anymore.โ
โง he snuggles closer, โthatโs fair. but also iโm not lettinโ you go, soโฆ figure that out, sugarplum.โ
โง calls you every nickname imaginable and makes them up as he goes.
โง โhey there, apple butter biscuit.โ
โง โwhat?โ
โง โno idea. just sounded like you.โ
โง heโs definitely the type to pick a fight with an inanimate object on your behalf.
โง you stub your toe on a chair and suddenly heโs flipping it over like โwho taught you to disrespect my baby like that?! she is PRECIOUS. apologize!!โ
โง โitโs a chairโโ โno. itโs an enemy now.โ
โง he tries to teach you to shoot and is SOOOO smug when you hit a target.
โง โlook at that. dead center. thatโs my baby. thatโs my lil shootinโ star. youโre so sexy when youโre dangerous.โ
โง and if you miss?
โง โaw, well now youโre cute and humble. adorable. 10/10.โ
โง tries to act cool during dates but immediately gets flustered.
โง you show up looking a little too good and heโs stumbling over words like โi, uhโthis whole townโs gonna need new laws โcause lookinโ like that out in public oughta be illegal.โ
โง then walks into a pole.
โง loses his mind if you ever kiss him mid-sentence.
โง smack a kiss right on his cheek while heโs ranting and heโll ๐ฏ lose concentration. โโso anyway that guy totallyโuhโwait whatโd youโHEYโโ
โง he covers his face with both hands and makes a high-pitched cowboy noise that is NOT intimidating. heโs never recovering.
โง when he finally confesses, itโs by accident. maybe after a fight, maybe after too much adrenaline. he just looks at you and goes โyโknow iโd catch a bullet for you, right?โ and youโre like โwhat??โ and he just GRINS, rubbing the back of his neck like โoh damn. i said it out loud, huh. well. guess the secretโs out, sweetheart.โ and then acts like itโs totally fine while he blushes so hard he canโt look you in the eyes.
dr. ratio
โง at first, he denies it. violently. love is irrational, an unnecessary distraction, and certainly not something he, of all people, would succumb to. he spends like three weeks convincing himself itโs nothing, muttering equations under his breath and scribbling notes in the margins of his journals about how attraction is โan evolutionary glitch.โ
โง and yet, every time you walk into the room, his pen stills. every time you laugh, his carefully calculated logic cracks.
โง spends like 3 weeks convincing himself that love is irrational and heโs clearly just hallucinating
โง heโs terrible at hiding it. his behavior shifts in ways even he doesnโt realize. suddenly, heโs the first to grab your tools before you can drop them, or heโll appear at your workstation muttering โinefficient setupโ while rearranging everything perfectlyโฆ even though heโll scoff and insist itโs only for productivity. when you thank him, he just clicks his tongue and goes, โdonโt mistake this for kindness.โ but his hands linger a second too long on yours when passing you your gear back.
โง but he starts acting weirdโgets all snarky around you but also awkwardly helpful, like heโs fixing your gear while insulting your aim, โhonestly, your trajectory was embarrassing. i fixed it.โ he looks away quickly, ignoring the way his hands are trembling just slightly.
โง when he finally accepts it, he goes quiet. like too quiet. and then one day he just looks at you and mumbles, โunfortunately, youโreโฆ exceptional.โ
โง heโs SO annoyed when he realizes heโs in love with you. like it ruins his entire schedule. โridiculous. irrational. highly inefficient.โ he mutters it under his breath like a curse, pacing in his office at 3AM with your name scrawled in the margins of his notes. โwhy you, of all people?โ
โง you wave at him the next morning and he nearly drops his clipboard.
โง he pretends heโs totally unaffected by you, but then you get even slightly close and he short-circuits in the most emotionally constipated way. you lean over his shoulder to look at his notes and he deadass flinches. not because heโs scaredโbecause heโs hyper-aware of your warmth. โmust you stand so close?โ he snaps.
โง โโฆiโm literally just helping.โ
โง and heโs over here, glaring at his own heartbeat like it betrayed him
โง heโs elegant and intellectual in public, but โง totally insane internally when youโre around. heโll say something like โstatistically, your odds of surviving that experiment wereโฆ unimpressive.โ
โง you roll your eyes and go โwow, thanks.โ
โง and inside heโs just ๐งโโ๏ธ youโre so cute when you sass me!!!!!!!!!!!
โง he hates how easily you fluster him. you once complimented his intelligence and he actually paused, adjusted his tie, and went โโฆnaturally.โ
โง but his ears were so red that he had to wear the statue mask for the next 20 minutes just to hide his expression.
โง if you ever see him without the mask and say something like โyouโre really handsome, yโknow,โ he will literally look away in silence. no smug comeback. no dramatic retort. just โง broken.exe โง
โง later that day heโll text you like โdonโt say things like that so carelessly. itโsโฆ distracting.โ
โง โdistracting? ๐โ his eyes narrow, replying curtly, โiโm blocking you.โ but we both know that he wonโt.
โง he shows affection in the weirdest, most autistic researcher ways. you say โi had a bad day,โ and he just hands you a data chart he made analyzing your weekly mood swings like โi hypothesized this would happen. iโve prepared snacks accordingly.โ
โง โโฆyou made a graph about my feelings? ๐ฅนโ
โง โdonโt be so emotional about it. ๐โ
โง he completely denies heโs being romantic when he is. brings you tea exactly the way you like it? โcoincidence.โ
โง buys you gloves because he noticed your hands were cold once? โdonโt read into it.โ
โง reprograms the lab door to only open when it scans your palm too? โsecurity upgrade.โ
โง (he would let you break into a vault just because you looked cute holding a crowbar.)
โง every time he sees you injured, even a scratch, his brain goes into alarm bells. he covers it with harsh words: โyouโre reckless. incapable of basic caution.โ but his fingers tremble slightly as they clean the wound, and he keeps glancing up at you like heโs trying to memorize your face, as if you might slip away if he looks away too long.
โง but his hands are so gentle when heโs checking your pulse, and he stays in the room long after you fall asleep, whispering things heโll pretend he never said.
โง he definitely blurts his confession on accident. like youโre arguing over something dumb, and you go โwhy do you care so much?โ
โง and he snaps, โbecause i love you, thatโs why.โ
โง silence.
โง he blinks once. sighs. rubs the bridge of his nose.
โง โโฆi suppose thatโs out now.โ
โง then walks off like he didnโt just say the most dramatic thing in the history of science, leaving you standing there in shock, jaws wide open with your eyes almost popped out of your socket.
โง heโs deeply possessive in a lowkey way. doesnโt like when others touch you, compliment you, or even stand too close.
โง but he never says anything. just comes to your side, stands a bit too close, and stares at the offender until they leave.
โง โwere youโฆ jealous?โ
โง โdonโt be absurd.โ
โง (ahem, also him, immediately gifting you an encrypted communicator only he can ping)
โง under all the sharp intellect and deadpan sarcasm, heโs just a sleep-deprived genius who has no idea how to handle love.
โง you once curled up next to him while he was working and said โyou can rest too, you know.โ
โง and he literally justโฆ paused. blinked. slowly shut the file.
โง โโฆperhapsโฆ only if you stay.โ
โง he has no idea how to flirt properly, so his affection leaks out in strange, clinical ways. he once drafted a full 14-page document analyzing your sleep cycle and presented it to you like it was a gift. โi noticed youโve been restless. iโveโฆ optimized a schedule.โ when you looked touched, he panicked, shoved the report into your hands, and muttered, โdonโt make that face. itโsโฆ distracting.โ
โง if you ever fall asleep near him, he absolutely freezes. his quill stops mid-stroke, his eyes flick down to your face resting against his arm or shoulder, and he justโฆ stares. utterly still. terrified that even moving will break the moment. later, when he finally breathes again, heโll pull a blanket over you with the softest care, whispering words heโd never dare repeat while youโre awake.
โง he gets flustered at the most random times. once, you brushed a speck of dust off his collar and he went utterly blank. โyouโwhy would youโnever mind.โ his ears burned so hot that aventurine teased him for two days straight.
โง he notices the tiniest things about you. the way you tap your fingers when youโre anxious, the exact foods you eat first off your plate, how your voice softens when youโre tired. heโll casually drop those observations like data points. โyouโve been tapping again. nervous.โ you stare at him like, โโฆyou memorized that?โ and he snaps back, โdonโt look so pleased. itโs justโฆ data.โ
โง when he does let his guard down, itโs devastating. one night you tell him you donโt think youโre that important, and he just stares at you, utterly horrified. his voice is low, almost shaking when he says, โdonโt ever say that again. youโreโฆ vital.โ and then he immediately clears his throat, pretends to be busy with his notes, acting like he didnโt just bare his soul in two words.
โง aventurine finds out almost immediately. he catches ratio lingering a little too long in your direction, smoothing out his sleeves before walking near you, going quiet when you compliment his researchโฆ and aventurineโs like oh? ohhhh this is going to be fun.
โง at first he just drops little comments like โinteresting. didnโt peg you for the sentimental type, ratio.โ
โง โiโm not.โ aventurine hums, nodding his head. โmm, of course not. thatโs why you keep checking their comm logs like a worried husband.โ
โง at his words dr ratio grips his pen slightly tighter, aventurine only laughs.
โง aventurine starts making a game out of it.
โง โoh, look whoโs in the room. should i leave? donโt wanna ruin your chances, professor.โ
โง dr. ratio, whoโs trying with all his might trying not to turn red only states โstop talking.โ
โง โiโll be quiet, i swear. unless you want me to bring up the way you looked at them during last weekโs mission briefing. that wasโฆ romantic.โ
โง ratio tries to stay unbothered. โyour deductions are idiotic and unfounded.โ
โง โmm-hm. and yet you started carrying two sets of nutrient vials on every mission. just in case someone forgets to eat again. totally unrelated, iโm sure.โ
โง aventurineโs favourite move is saying things like โoh, theyโre looking this way. straighten your collar, lover boy.โ
โง he just LIVES to see his dear friend immediately panic, start adjusting and realise what he was doing.
โง โโฆi will kill you.โ aventurine shakes his head, crossing his arms. โyouโre blushing.โ
โง โiโm overheating from rage.โ
โง โyouโre overheating from affection. donโt lie to me, doctor.โ
โง once ratio tries to shut him down like, โit doesnโt matter.โ
โง and aventurine does the slow, smug grin. uh oh, dr ratio thinks to himself. โoh? so if i asked them to dinner, you wouldnโt care?โ
โง and there it isโthe visible and tangible proof that dr ratio did indeed like you. the way he visibly tenses, teeth clenched and that one small sweat droplet.
โง โโฆi wouldnโt recommend it.โ
โง aventurine smirks (that darn smirk) โoh? is that a threat or jealousy talking?โ
โง โno.โ
โง (he walks away before aventurine can see the ear flush but too late.)
โง you walk into the room once while theyโre bickering and aventurine immediately lights up like โah, perfect timing. doctor ratio was just telling me how entirely unfazed he is by your presence. werenโt you, doc?โ
โง and ratio, who is trying so hard to be normal only sighs. โi will be filing a harassment report.โ
โง โโฆon who?โ โon the concept of smugness.โ
โง aventurine, whoโs witnessing all this, winks, patting his shoulder as if he was inconsolable. โaww, youโre cute when youโre flustered.โ
gepard
โง short circuits. he doesnโt even realize heโs in love until someone asks about you and heโs like โtheyโre amazingโwait.โ
โง gets SO flustered around you. eye contact is impossible, hands fidget with his gloves, sleeves, or even the hem of his jacket, and he mutters under his breath like heโs doing math in his head just to calm down. heโll clear his throat, mutter โuh, fine weather today,โ and you immediately know heโs panicking.
โง offers to escort you everywhere. โjust in case.โ and itโs very knight-in-shining-armor vibes. he doesnโt even realize heโs doing it for himself sometimesโhe secretly loves being near you, feeling that protective surge. you joke about it, and he tries to act casual, but the faintest smirk tugs at his lips.
โง he writes a song about you on the guitar but hides it under his bed like a secret diary. sometimes he strums the tune softly when he thinks no oneโs listening, and the music comes out all messy and hesitant, because heโs trying to capture you in sound and fails spectacularly, but he keeps doing it anyway.
โง it hits him slowly and very softlyโhe doesnโt even realize heโs falling for you at first. he just starts thinking about you randomly in the middle of patrol, or feeling a little disappointed when youโre not at the plaza when he walks by, or smiling when he finds something you might like. itโs all very quiet. very innocent.
โง until one day you touch his arm while laughing and he justโฆ freezes. literally short circuits. โoh.โ
โง and then mentally goes..
โง โoh no.โ
โง โoh no i like them.โ
โง โwait no. i love them.โ
โง and now heโs spiraling in silence.
โง he becomes so awkward about it. like heโll try to act normal but the second you speak to him his voice goes up an octave and he drops something he was holding. you ask โare you okay?โ and heโs like โYES. I MEAN. IโM FINE. IโMโIโM DOING FINE. THANK YOU. GOOD WEATHER, RIGHT?โ
โง meanwhile his internal monologue is just pure screaming.
โง gepard is responsible and busy to an absurd degreeโbut he always makes time for you. heโll carve fifteen minutes out of a chaotic schedule for a walk and act casual, but heโs memorized every flower along the route, pre-planned conversation topics, and rehearsed jokes. those fifteen minutes are the highlight of his entire day.
โง heโll try to act like itโs casual but heโs so excited about those fifteen minutes. heโs memorized the flowers along your usual route. he practiced conversation starters in advance. heโs been looking forward to this all week.
โง if you bring him lunch or coffee while heโs working, he physically melts. โyouโฆ brought this for me? iโI meanโฆ thank youโฆ i didnโt expectโno, i mean, iโm gratefulโi justโโ the cup is a ticking time bomb in his hands. later, he writes a thank you note with a pressed flower tucked inside, signs it โyours truly,โ panics, scratches it out, and sighs dramatically.
โง he canโt stop fumbling with the cup like itโs a bomb.
โง later he writes a thank you letter and delivers it by hand. with a tiny pressed flower tucked into it.
โง he definitely signs it โyours trulyโ and then panics and scratches it out.
โง he gets stupidly flustered if you compliment his uniform.
โง โyou look really good in blue.โ
โง โiโuhโitโs standard-issue but thank you!!โ
โง he will think about that one (1) sentence for like two weeks.
โง he always puts your safety above his own. always. if thereโs danger, he will shield you without hesitation, even if it means getting hurt. and when you cry or yell at him afterward for putting himself at risk, he just looks confused and says something soft like โi couldnโt live with myself if something happened to you.โ
โง gepard sometimes leaves tiny, almost imperceptible marks on your stuff to โclaim itโ without telling you. a scratch on your notebook corner, a subtle symbol carved into a penโhe calls it his way of leaving breadcrumbs.
โง he has this weird habit of remembering exactly what you said months ago. heโll quote it casually in conversation and act like itโs nothing, but internally heโs grinning like an idiot.
โง when heโs nervous around you, he taps his fingers or drums on his thigh, completely unaware that you notice it. he thinks itโs subtle; itโs not.
โง gepard loves to give you โmissionsโ that are really just excuses to spend time togetherโโfetch this rare herb for me, and Iโllโฆ uh, help you carry it back safely.โ he calls it training; you call it him being dramatic.
โง he keeps a secret list of things you like, from the small (your favorite drink brand) to the bizarre (the exact shade of gloves you prefer), just so he can surprise you without asking.
โง if you ever make a mistake or trip, he panics internally, even if he acts calm externally. heโll act all โitโs fine, Iโve got this,โ but his mind is already running scenarios for what he could have done differently to protect you.
โง gepard is a hopeless softie when it comes to gifts from you. even if itโs small, heโll carry it around for days, showing it off in the quietest moments when he thinks no one is looking.
โง he sometimes leaves notes in his own pockets or gloves with little messages to you, like โremember to breathe,โ โdonโt forget your scarf,โ or โyouโre more terrifyingly perfect than you think.โ
โง he secretly likes seeing you flustered. itโs harmless, he tells himself, but heโll drop little compliments or teasing remarks just to see the way your expression changes.
โง when heโs jealous, he doesnโt lash outโhe subtly makes everything about you, like insisting on holding the door for you first, stepping closer in a crowded space, or always being the one to offer assistance.
โง he has an entire โmental playlistโ dedicated to you, moments of him humming or whistling tunes that remind him of you without anyone noticing.
โง gepard sometimes practices small gestures of affection in privateโlike brushing dirt off his gloves in the way he imagines it would be done for you, or lightly touching a table the way he would guide your hand if you were standing near him.
โง when he catches you staring at him or admiring something about him, he freezes for a second, trying to act natural, but then internally panics, replaying the moment in slow motion.
โง he has a habit of remembering the smallest details about youโhow you sip your coffee, the angle you tilt your head when listening, the exact words you use in casual conversationโand stores them in a mental scrapbook just for himself.
โง gepardโs comfort with people changes when youโre around. he becomes hyper-aware of othersโ behavior toward you, always calculating if he should intervene, and sometimes going out of his way to subtly adjust things so youโre safe.
โง he secretly writes โthank youโ notes or little encouragements to you in invisible ink or hidden places, just so he can see you smile when you discover them, without having to admit heโs doing it.
โง he notices the way your presence affects him physicallyโheart rate, breathing, tensionโand sometimes excuses himself to โstretchโ or โcheck equipmentโ when really heโs just trying to calm down after seeing you.
โง every time you patch him up after a mission he goes full stiff blushy mode.
โง โyou donโt have toโฆ i can take care of itโฆโ
โง but heโs secretly loving the way you fuss over him.
โง when you tell him โplease rest, youโve done enough,โ he smiles like heโs about to cry. โyou always know what to sayโฆโ
โง he lowkey tries to impress you with little gestures. helps kids across the street while youโre nearby. carries heavy crates like itโs nothing. gives you his coat without asking when itโs cold. but then you praise him and heโs like โI-I didnโt do it for that reason!! i was justโbeing helpful!! i-i mean not that i donโt like when youโuhโโ
โง he writes music when heโs overwhelmed by feelings he canโt say out loud.
โง thereโs a whole page in his songbook titled โfor them (donโt let them see this)โ with scribbled lines like โyour smile warms more than the sunโ and โiโd guard your dreams if you let me stay.โ
โง you find it. he dies on the spot. full shutdown.
โง โโฆyou werenโt supposed to see that.โ
โง when he finally confesses itโs the most sincere, vulnerable thing EVER.
โง he canโt look you in the eyes. he just grips the hem of his jacket and says softly, โi know i donโt always say how i feel, and i might not be good at itโฆ but i think about you. a lot. and when youโre not here, i miss you. more than i should. more than a friend should.โ
โง pause.
โง โโฆi love you.โ
โง and then immediately goes โbut if you donโt feel the same itโs okay! iโI just wanted you to know. i swear this wonโt affect anything. you donโt have to say anything, iโโ
โง you kiss his cheek. he malfunctions. stares into space for five minutes.
โง later he goes on patrol and accidentally walks straight into a lamppost. sigh, do you see what you do to this man? ๐
sunday
โง sunday realizes heโs in love like a dramatic theater curtain droppingโit's full and heavy, and most certinaly unavoidable. one moment heโs lounging with a drink, listening to you talk about something completely mundane, and then...ah. it hits him like a thunderclap. โโฆthis is going to ruin me,โ he mutters, setting his cup down, like a divine tragedy unfolding in real time.
โง he starts quoting poetry at you constantly. your eyes are stars, your laugh is a melody, your presence is the kind of thing that makes him rewrite metaphors mid-sentence. he insists heโs not in love, but somehow ends up writing five sonnets in your honor that he hides in his desk, muttering about โresearch inspiration.โ
โง insists heโs not in love but then writes five sonnets in your honor. sunday has poems titled after the exact way you said โgood morningโ once. he flips the page quickly if you ask what heโs working on. โclassified,โ he murmurs, throat dry, hands trembling slightly despite his calm facade.
โง sunday gets giddy over the smallest thingsโyour laugh, the way you say his name, the way you absentmindedly tuck hair behind your ear. he melts each time, composure failing in the tiniest microseconds, then snapping back like nothing happened.
โง compliments start slipping out too easily once he truly falls for you. โyou always catch the light just right, you know. itโsโฆ distracting.โ if you catch him staring, he smiles lazily. โcan you blame me?โ internally, heโs pacing, writing half-finished love letters, staring at your name in the logs like itโs holy scripture.
โง he flirts constantly (but respectively of course) but the second he actually starts falling for you, it gets just slightly more real. the compliments start slipping out too easily.
โง โyou always catch the light just right, you know. itโsโฆ distracting.โ
โง and if you catch him staring? he just smiles. โcan you blame me?โ
โง he keeps up the act of composure, but inside itโs โง a disaster. pacing in his quarters. writing half-finished love letters heโll never send. staring at your name in the mission logs like it means more than it should.
โง he has three separate poems named after the way you said โgood morningโ that one time.
โง when you ask what heโs working on, he panics and flips the page like โclassified.โ
โง sunday is smooth, but the second you flirt back, he implodes.
โง โyouโre not bad on the eyes either, you know.โ you say, completely unfazed and clueless to how your words have impacted him GREATLY. sunday laughs calmly โwell, nowโโ
โง internally? DO NOT COMBUST. DO NOT LET IT SHOW. BREATHE, YOU FOOL.
โง he touches you like youโre delicate glass, but his eyes betray a devotion bordering on obsession. brushes strands of hair behind your ear, murmurs, โyou drive me mad, utterly, completely,โ and then stiffens because he just admitted too much.
โง he always seems effortlessly in controlโuntil it comes to your safety. if you get hurt? he drops the act. his voice gets lower. sharper.
โง โwho did this?โ
โง and when you say โiโm fine,โ he kneels beside you, takes your hand, and whispers, โdonโt lie to me, love.โ
โง he stays up all night that night. watching you breathe. thinking about what heโd do to the world if it ever took you from him.
โง the drama. the longing. he touches you like youโre made of glass, but his eyes say โi want you like devotion, like obsession, like prayer.โ
โง heโll brush a strand of hair behind your ear and murmur โyou drive me mad, you know. utterly. completely.โ
โง if he ever confesses, itโs not plannedโheโs too careful for that. it slips out like velvet, like a sigh between lines.
โง maybe youโre teasing him, asking โdo you always look at people like that?โ
โง and he chuckles, soft and low.
โง โno,โ he says. โonly you.โ
โง you freeze. he looks down, smile fading just a touch โโฆyou werenโt supposed to catch that.โ
โง if you say it first?? he just stares for a second. then lets out the softest, most reverent laugh.
โง like he cannot believe you love him back. โโฆoh. oh, darling. you have no idea what youโve just done to me.โ
โง he never stops calling you ridiculously poetic nicknames.
โง โyou could just say babe, yโknow?โ sunday hums, seemingly unimpressed. โi could. but whereโs the art in that?โ
โง he lowkey obsesses over the small things you do. the way you sit. how you hold your cup. your handwriting. heโs SO subtle about it but he notices everything. and he remembers it all.
โง you and sunday were just chatting when he brought up something that you had mentioned weeks ago. โyou remember that?โ sunday, who stops mid sentence, blinks cluelessly. โdarling, i remember the exact pitch of your laugh the first time you smiled at me.โ
โง he writes secret music about you. poems. confessions in the margins of philosophy books. he pretends itโs just to clear his head, but every word is about you.
โง you find a piece of sheet music titled โwhen they walked in, the world paused.โ
โง he sees you holding it and just smiles. โa simple composition. donโt think too hard about it.โ
โง he will die if you play it.
โง have i mentioned how he gives you the ULTIMATE VIP package perks?? ๐ญ๐ญ
โง he never lets you wait in line. for anything. heโll casually stroll over, loop your arm through his, and go โah, sorry, theyโre with me.โ suddenly youโre walking past every annoyed noble like you own the city.
โง โis this allowed?โ you ask when sunday suddenly pulls you to the front of the line with a whole packed line behind you.
โง โit is when i say it is.โ โwell okay thenโฆโ โโฆโ โaโare you really sureโ?!โ โshhhhhh, yes.โ he replies with his gloved finger on your lips.
โง everyone else gets tea in little porcelain cups. you get yours brewed to your taste, in a cup that has your name engraved on the bottom (he did that). he places it on a silver tray with a napkin and a handwritten note that says โfor the one who makes time taste sweeter.โ
โง โwhat kind of romantic riddleโฆโ sunday, sipping his own like itโs nothing: โoh? you noticed?โ
โง escorts you everywhere like youโre sacred cargo. heโll open doors for you, offer his hand every time you get out of a vehicle, and say things like, โcareful. iโd hate for the world to bruise what belongs to me.โ
โง โbelongs?!โ
โง โโฆwell, i do hope.โ
sampo
โง oh he KNOWS and he LOVES it!! thereโs this giddy, chaotic spark every time he thinks about you, like heโs won some cosmic lottery and somehow the jackpot is laughing at his dumb jokes.
โง he flirts constantly, full of swagger and smirks, but the second you flirt back, he freezes mid-sentence, stammers, and pretends it was all a joke. internally heโs screaming: heart racing, brain short-circuiting, cheeks red, hands twitching like heโs about to combust.
โง goes out of his way to โget you stuffโโweird trinkets, rare items, even a suspiciously shiny fruit??
โง pretends itโs all casual until youโre in danger, and then suddenly heโs all business, protecting you like youโre the most precious thing in the world
โง he has like 1000 hidden talents, heโs the guy who jokes his way through life but suddenly says something that makes your heart stop like โyou really thought Iโd ever let someone hurt you?โ (mr. full of surprises fr)
โง it starts off as a joke to him. he flirts with everyone right? so whatโs the harm in teasing you a little? calling you โsweetheart,โ winking too much, playing the โwhat if I fell for you?โ gameโฆ
โง but then you laugh at one of his dumb puns, or brush something out of his hair, and he literally feels his heart trip and fall down a staircase.
โง he freezes for like 0.3 seconds and goes โโฆoh no. iโm in deep, arenโt i?โ
โง suddenly your name starts popping up in every dumb story he tells.
โง โwell this reminds me of the time you know who made that faceโoh? did i bring them up again? whoops.โ
โง he says โwhoopsโ with the most smug grin and 0 remorse but also his ears are red.
โง flirts even harder after he realizes his feelings because heโs terrified of sincerity but still wants to be near you.
โง โyouโre impossible.โ โmm, yes, but handsome.โ at his response you glare at him. โโฆand also wildly in love with you, but you didnโt hear that from me~โ
โง โwhat?โ
โง โwhat.โ
โง gives you the best gifts and plays it off so chill.
โง heโll hand you a rare artifact or something weirdly perfect for your tastes like โoh, this olโ thing? just happened to fall off a truck in front of me. you want it?โ
โง then disappears before you can even say thank you.
โง heโs SO dramatic when heโs jealous. not aggressive. just petty.
โง someone flirts with you? sampo sidles up like โwowww youโre popular today! should I go? should I stay? should I fake a fainting spell so youโll carry me away like a romantic novel?โ
โง โsampo.โ you say, tone flat as though you were a mother scolding your child lightly. sampo only huffs, โsay the word and Iโll fake a sword wound right now.โ
โง if you ever get hurt?? that clown mask drops in a second.
โง heโs serious. focused. suddenly using skills you didnโt even know he had.
โง youโre like โwhy are you so good at stealth and first aidโโ
โง โshhhh, sweetheart, Iโm good at a lot of things you donโt know about. but youโre gonna live, alright? i got you.โ
โง when he realizes heโs really in love, he has a full on crisis.
โง โsampo koski? in love?? nooo. couldnโt be. absolutely not. well, maybe a little. maybe justโฆ completely. head over heels. love of my life. great. wonderful. iโm doomed.โ
โง he says this to himself. out loud. on a rooftop. alone.
โง the secret loyalty is SO real.
โง heโll act like โpssh nah, i donโt do attachments,โ but if someone so much as looks at you wrong? he will destroy them behind the scenes.
โง youโll never know what happened. but the person who was bothering you? gone. hmm, wonder how he is nowadays.
โง and he just shrugs like โhuh. weird coincidence, huh?โ (he hacked their comms, faked an ID theft, and got them sent to another planet.)
โง when he confesses, itโs weirdly sweet and way too honest, he probably says something like, โhey, you know how i joke about falling for you? yeahโฆ i wasnโt joking. turns out, your face makes my heart do that annoying fluttery thing. and i kinda wanna hear you laugh forever. so. uh. if you donโt hate me for it, maybeโฆlet me stick around a while longer?โ
โง and then immediately covers it up with a โโฆunless this is embarrassing in which case i take it all back and iโm going to disappear dramatically now. smoke bomb?? no?? okay.โ
โง heโll still flirt and tease forever but now itโs got real weight behind it.
โง for example: โyouโre looking dangerously kissable today. whatโs the plan, sweetheart, do i survive the day or do i die of yearning?โ
โง heโs the type to names weapon or gadget after you, because..well..why not?
โง kisses your hand dramatically like โfor luckโ before a mission or some stealth mission (that will most likely have him involved from a chase with gepard)
โง wears something you said you liked once constantly. you like this colour on him? wow suddenly his closet looks like a bomb of colour. you like it when he wears tight shirts? no problemo partner! literally compliment him on anything he wears and i guarantee you, he WILL remember it till the day he dies.
โง does over the top fake jealousy act when you talk to anyone besides him ๐ญ like wow how dare you prefer anyone OTHER than me!! ๐ก๐ก just kidding, sampo knows that heโs the only one that you love (right?), heโs extremely secure and he KNOWS heโs handsome, there is no reason to feel threatened by any other person.
โง hides notes in your stuff with dumb pickup lines like โare you the astral express? โcause my heartโs always stopping for you.โ
โง itโs cheesy and if it were any other person reading those messages they would be gagging, but between you and sampo? itโs nothing more than beautiful love letter.
โง the classic escape artist move: whenever sampo is getting chased by gepard or the silvermane guards, he somehow always finds you. heโll suddenly grab your hand mid-sprint like, โno time to explain, but you look fastโrun!โ and drags you into some alleyway or rooftop chase.
โง he thinks itโs hilarious that youโre always unintentionally part of his โgrand escapes.โ you, out of breath, โsampo why me?!โ him, grinning ear to ear: โbecause you scream the cutest when you almost trip.โ
โง heโll hide behind you when gepard shows up, peeking over your shoulder and whispering โprotect me, dearest,โ as if youโre his shield. (gepards like: ๐ stop using them as cover.)
โง sampo LOVES using you as an alibi. heโll tell the guards โno no, i was just on a romantic stroll with my very innocent friend hereโ and wink at you while youโre glaring at him. somehow, you always end up backing him up because he makes puppy eyes.
โง whenever you two walk through boulder town, kids run up to him asking what heโs selling today. heโll pull you close and say โthis one? priceless. not for sale.โ with that smug little smirk.
โง he gets you ridiculous nicknames in public like โsugarplum,โ โtreasure chest,โ โmy sweet little accompliceโโall in that dramatic salesman tone, purely to fluster you.
โง he once showed up outside your place with flowers, but when you looked closer, you realized they were obviously stolen from a vendorโs stall. sampo just winked. โwhat can i say? only the finest for you.โ (you: โsampo thatโs theft.โ him: โitโs called romance.โ)
โง youโll be walking peacefully and suddenly he grabs your waist and yanks you into a side alley. your heart races, thinking itโs dangerโbut nope. just guards walking by. sampo whispering in your ear: โshhh, donโt breathe too loud.โ heโs grinning the whole time while youโre ready to strangle him.
โง he never knocks. EVER. he just climbs through your window like some shady cat burglar, sprawls on your couch, and goes โmiss me?โ
โง always teaches you โshortcutsโ around belobog. half the time, itโs just him getting you both lost in tunnels or climbing rooftops unnecessarily. but he claims itโs โfasterโ and โmore exciting.โ
โง heโs the type to โborrowโ your stuff constantly. scarf? โmine now, looks better on me.โ snack? โsharing is caring.โ pen? โcollateral, iโll return it when i donโt owe gepard money.โ
โง whenever you scold him, he puts a hand on his chest like youโve wounded him deeply. โdarling, you wound meโdo you not believe in my innocent heart?โ
โง despite his chaos, he actually makes your life fun. he forces you into adventures, makes you laugh when youโre down, and even if you deny it, you secretly look forward to the sound of him knockingโor breaking intoโyour window.
moze
โง poor guy is SO confused at first. he doesnโt even understand it himself at firstโhe just notices that heโs constantly scanning the room for you during missions, not because youโre in danger, but because he wants to make sure youโre okay. his eyes seem to find you first in any crowd, and he canโt break the pattern. itโs small things at first.
โง he remembers the way you hold your cup, how you tilt your head when thinking, the sound of your laughter in a quiet hallway. it starts to feel like a reflex, something he canโt control, and when he finally understands it, he freezes, hiding in a shadow somewhere while muttering โโฆwhat the hell is wrong with me,โ feeling like heโs malfunctioning from the sheer intensity of it.
โง starts acting weirdly shy, avoiding eye contact, tripping over stuff around you, sometimes even going invisible when he thinks he looks bad, whether itโs bad hair day, lack of sleep or maybe second guessing if he has bad breath or notโฆhe will hide.
โง gets really quiet when you talk, listening with full attention but barely able to speak back.
โง starts leaving little gifts for you, unsigned, until you catch him and he panics like โuhh that wasnโt meโ like buddy we just saw you, it was you.
โง not only that but you lowkey knew it was him, i mean how obvious could it be? you had only told moze about a specific type of plushie that had caught your eye weeks ago, and all of the sudden it was all wrapped up in a fine, beautifully wrapped present? like really.
โง forgot to mention but he is slightly emotionally constipated. โง despite being emotionally constipated, moze starts showing his feelings in small, almost imperceptible ways. he leaves little survival kits in your bag with bandages, snacks, or even a tiny flashlight, and doesnโt tell you theyโre from him.
โง sometimes he silently appears behind you to fix something you dropped or adjust your gear, and you turn around expecting a teammate, but itโs just him, smirking faintly and walking away like nothing happened.
โง he memorizes your favorite drinks, snacks, and routines, showing up with them exactly when he knows youโll need them, even if heโs supposed to be on a completely different mission. when you notice these small gestures and ask, heโll deny it fiercely, but the evidence is usually too obviousโlike the time he accessed the vending system remotely, something only he could do.
โง but back on the topic, moze does not realise heโs in love for a long time.
โง he just notices that you take up too much of his attention.
โง heโs mid mission, scanning crowds for targets, and somehow his eyes always find you first. not because youโre in danger, but because he wants to make sure youโre okay.
โง thatโs how it starts. with patterns he canโt break.
โง watching you. thinking of you. remembering the sound of your voice when everything else goes quiet.
โง when it finally hits him, itโs terrifying. like, heโs trained to handle everything. interrogation? fine. death threats? easy. but you smiling at him across the room?? complete system error.
โง he literally turns away and vanishes into the nearest shadow, clutching onto his flushed cheeks with his hand, whispering to himself. โโฆwhat the hell is wrong with me.โ
โง moze rarely initiates affection, but when he does, itโs deliberate and heavy with meaning. heโll reach out to adjust a strap on your gear or gently touch your wrist, and even if he only mutters โdonโtโ under his breath, itโs a protective warning that he canโt fully articulate. he leaves little notes or small gifts without explanation, sometimes in your digital logs, sometimes in your personal belongings, always signed simply โโM.โ
โง he memorizes small details about youโthe rhythm of your walk, the tilt of your head, the little habits you haveโand references them casually in conversation or action, knowing you notice without him ever having to explain why.
โง he stands slightly in front of you when somethingโs wrong. puts his coat over your chair when itโs cold. subtly reroutes danger without ever telling you it was close.
โง if you notice and ask โwas that you?โ he just goes, โno.โ
โง (meanwhile he just intercepted five encrypted messages and hacked three cameras to make sure you got home safe.)
โง heโs hyper aware of your routines.
โง he wonโt say a word, but he knows exactly when youโre tired. when you havenโt eaten. when youโve had a bad day.
โง you walk into your room and find your favorite snack on your desk and a small note: โEat. Youโll feel better.โ โ M
โง (PACK IT UP LOVER BOY)
โง he swears up and down it wasnโt him if you bring it up. but your comm log says someone accessed the vending system remotelyโฆwith a clearance only he has. but yeah sure, it wasnโt him.
โง when you get hurt on a mission??? he loses it internally.
โง on the outside: dead silent, stone-cold, methodical.
โง on the inside: apocalyptic panic.
โง he abandons everything else to get to you. โyouโre stable,โ he says, checking your wounds with shaking hands. you whisper, โyouโre worried about me.โ
โง he pauses for half a second.
โง โโฆyes.โ
โง if someone flirts with you or gets too close, he wonโt say a thing.
โง moze is protective in a way thatโs almost imperceptible until you notice it. he wonโt ever verbally confront someone who flirts with you, but the air subtly shifts when heโs near. heโs suddenly there, close, intimidating, like a shadow silently guarding you. he keeps mental tabs on any potential threat, tracking them through cameras, comms, or any surveillance network at his disposal, and makes sure they leave without ever having to step in physically.
โง heโs hyper-aware of your safety and routines, noticing if youโre tired, hungry, stressed, or had a bad day, and will quietly remove minor obstacles from your pathโrerouting danger, adjusting mission logistics, or simply placing a coat over your chair to ensure comfort.
โง โare you jealous?โ you ask, heart racing softly at the possibility that he was indeed jealous. and to your disappointment he groans. โi donโt get jealous.โ
โง but letโs not forget that heโs watching the person leave through six different surveillance feeds just to be sure theyโre gone.
โง when heโs near you, he tries to keep his distance, but sometimes the emotion slips.
โง you reach to fix something on his collar and he freezes. eyes on you, barely breathing and just whispers, โdonโt.โ
โง but when you look confused, he sighs, touches your wrist softly, and mutters โyouโre distracting. itโs dangerous. not for me. for you.โ
โง (bro is already in love, but heโd rather die than let you know)
โง confession? HA. that man would rather be tortured.
โง it only happens if you corner him, maybe after catching him doing something clearly just for you.
โง from then on? protective boyfriend unlocked.
โง heโs not clingy. not loud. not even open, but heโs there. always. youโll never walk alone, youโll never be unwatched. and youโll never be hurtโnot while moze is still breathing.
โง another weird thing is how he doesnโt say โi love youโ but says โi would dismantle the universe for youโ like itโs nothing. like??? ๐จ make it make sense!!
โง late at night, when everyone else is asleep, moze sometimes sits near places you frequent, quietly watching over you, ensuring youโre safe, breathing, and at peace. he is entirely discreet, meticulous in his protection, and completely selfless in his love.
โง even though he may never explicitly say it, every small actionโevery note, every gift, every calculated route he takes to keep you safeโis a declaration of his heart. he loves you so profoundly and quietly that it could go unnoticed, but if you ever see the pattern, itโs unmistakable.
โง he would dismantle the universe itself to make sure youโre unharmed, and he wouldnโt hesitate for a single second.
imbibitor lunae/dan heng
โง realises it early but keeps it deeply buried for a long time
โง dan heng notices little things about you early onโthe way your fingers linger on objects, the way your gaze catches the light, the way your voice softens without realizing itโand he files it all away in his mind, silently cataloguing your presence like an invaluable relic.
โง he has a tendency to appear in places you frequent without telling you, just to make sure youโre safe, but always acts casual about it if you notice. โoh, just passing through,โ he says, but his eyes betray a focused intensity, tracking your every movement like heโs guarding something sacred.
โง he gets more gentle around you, offering you ancient knowledge, looking at you like youโre some divine creature because to him, you are.
โง his voice always drops when heโs speaking to you. everyone else gets his measured, formal tone, but you get the low, steady, almost whispering versionโlike every word he says is a secret heโs sharing only with you.
โง heโll gently guide you through places, a hand hovering at your back but never quite touching unless you allow it. โcareful, dear one. the steps are uneven.โ itโs so soft you barely hear it over the wind.
โง when youโre overwhelmed or upset, he wonโt bombard you with questions. instead, heโll quietly sit beside you, folding his hands in his lap, giving you his full, patient presence until youโre ready to speak.
โง his eyes soften when they land on you, like a storm breaking into calm. itโs subtle, but even march notices and teases him about it. he only smiles faintly and changes the subject.
โง sometimes he recites old poems or verses to you without even realizing. his voice is like water over stones, slow and deliberate, and you donโt even care that you donโt understand half of the ancient languageโhe just sounds so reverent.
โง he notices small things: if youโre cold, heโll quietly shift his scarf over your shoulders without a word. if youโre tired, heโll slow his stride to match yours. if youโre hurt, heโll crouch to your level and murmur, โallow me,โ before tending to you with practiced, gentle hands.
โง imbibitor never interrupts you. even when youโre rambling. even when youโre angry. he listens with an intent so deep it feels like youโre being read like scripture.
โง when youโre walking side by side, his tail sometimes flicks closer, like it wants to wrap around your ankle but doesnโt dare. once you stumbled on a rock and it actually steadied you before his hand couldโhis face went red instantly.
โง he avoids using your name in public, but in private? he says it like a prayer. quiet, careful, as though itโs something precious.
โง at night, if you canโt sleep, heโll sit with you and tell you stories from the xianzhouโlegends and forgotten mythsโhis voice a steady lull that calms you until your eyes grow heavy. he doesnโt stop until youโre asleep.
โง he is always aware of you in a room. if youโre across the space, heโll keep you in his peripheral vision, not in a possessive way but like he needs to know youโre safe.
โง he never asks for touch, but the first time you brushed his hand while handing him something, he froze for a second, eyes flicking to yours. you swear you saw the tips of his horns tremble.
โง when you tease him, calling him โdragonโ or โyour highness,โ he just sighs, but the corners of his lips twitch upward. โif that is what you wish to call meโฆโ he murmurs, but his ears are pink.
โง sometimes youโll catch him looking at you when he thinks youโre not watching, his expression unreadableโlike someone staring at a star theyโre afraid to touch.
โง and if you ever get hurt? the mask drops completely. heโs suddenly next to you, voice soft but unshakable: โlook at me. breathe. iโm here.โ his hands donโt shake until after youโre safe.
โง if you thank him for anything, he always lowers his gaze slightly and murmurs, โthere is nothing to thank me for. i amโฆ honored.โ
โง and the first time you fall asleep on his shoulder, he doesnโt move for hours, afraid to disturb you. his tail curls protectively near your feet, and in the softest whisper youโve ever heard, he breathes, โโฆstay as long as you wish.โ
โง probably calls you โdear oneโ or something poetic
โง when he confesses, itโs with full soul, like โmy heart has known many lifetimes, but it beats for you alone in this oneโ typa confession.
โง imbibitor whoโs trying his hardest to be calm and distant but is so terribly down bad for you it physically hurts him.
โง he pretends for a while that itโs just admiration. or respect. or โaesthetic appreciationโ (sure, heng.)
โง but then you fall asleep on his shoulder once and heโs staring at you like youโve just lit a candle in the middle of a dark cave heโs been in for centuries.
โง he gently pulls the blanket over you, exhales through his nose, whispering gently to himself, โโฆthis is not good.โ
โง (this is the most emotion heโs shown in hours.)
โง his dragonic instincts??? oh theyโre going nuts.
โง he doesnโt even notice it at first. likeโhe starts subtly hoarding things that remind him of you, his โtreasureโ โงhe starts carrying small tokens of your presence without even thinking: a ribbon you dropped, a pressed leaf from your favorite tree, a stray bookmark with a note you left behind. he tucks them carefully into a hidden compartment in his quarters, hands lingering on them longer than necessary before closing it shut.
โง a ticket stub. a pressed flower. a little ribbon you dropped.
โง theyโre all in his drawer next to old texts and relics and he gets weirdly defensive if anyone gets near it.
โง march 7th was just wandering in his room when she spotted a box full of stacked objects. โwhatโs in here?โ
โง imbibitor, who suddenly appeared in his room blurted out his responseโโclassified.โ
โง โooooookay.โ
โง he finds himself talking about his past more than usual when youโre around, sharing stories of ancient relics or old battles, but always phrased in a way that youโll think itโs just casual historyโthough in reality, every anecdote is meant to anchor you to him, to invite you closer into the depths of his life.
โง his tail, horns, and ears betray him constantly. they twitch, flick, or curl whenever youโre near, and he becomes hyper-aware of them, sometimes muttering under his breath or covering his face to hide how flustered he is.
โง his dragonic features are sacred to him. he doesnโt even let strangers look at them for long, let alone touch. but when it comes to you? his guard falters. the first time your fingers brush against the curve of his horn, he doesnโt flinch. his breath just hitchesโquiet, sharpโand instead of moving away, he tilts his head ever so slightly closer.
โง his tail is even worse. itโs instinctual, twitchy, restless. he hates how it betrays him by curling subtly toward you whenever youโre near, like itโs drawn to your warmth. when you tease him and stroke it gently, he murmurs, โ...youโre lucky itโs you.โ he means it. anyone else wouldโve lost a hand.
โง in private, heโs surprisingly domestic. he makes tea with a precision that feels ceremonial, pouring your cup first before his own. heโs so methodical about it that sometimes you just sit and watch him, because his patience itself is calming.
โง he reads ancient texts aloud to you at nightโnot for your understanding, but because he knows the cadence of his voice soothes you. sometimes he translates little bits: โthis verse is about a flower that blooms only in darknessโฆ it reminded me of you.โ
โง his living space is immaculate. neat stacks of scrolls, polished armor, everything in order. but then you leave a trinket behindโa scarf, a hairpinโand instead of moving it, he sets it carefully on his desk as if itโs the most important artifact in the room.
โง he cooks rarely, but when he does, itโs usually simple dishes with symbolic meaning. one night, he sets a bowl in front of you and when you ask what it is, he explains softly, โa meal once shared between companions before battle. it is said to bring luck. iโฆ wanted you to have it.โ
โง mornings with him are quiet but tender. he rises early, meditates, then brings you tea without a word. when youโre groggy and still half-asleep, heโll let you lean against him while you drink, silently amused at how small you feel draped across his chest.
โง when you brush his hair, he goes completely still. no snark, no teasingโjust a soft exhale and lowered lashes. if you ask if he likes it, he whispers, โโฆi could sit here forever.โ
โง when youโre sick or worn down, he fusses in his understated way. blanket tucked around you, cup of warm tea at your bedside, and a soft, โrest. iโll keep watch.โ and yesโhe literally keeps watch, sitting beside you like a silent sentinel until you drift off.
โง he gets embarrassed when you catch his dragonic instincts slipping into everyday life. like how he automatically positions himself between you and an open door, or how his tail coils subtly near your chair in crowded places like itโs guarding you. when you point it out, he just clears his throat: โโฆhabits.โ
โง you caught him once sharpening his spear in complete silence, then stopping halfway because you walked in. โwhat is it?โ you asked. โโฆi did not realize how much calmer i feel when youโre here,โ he admitted quietly, fingers pausing on the blade.
โง late nights are the most intimate. the world asleep, his armor and composure shed, his voice dropping to a near whisper as he admits things heโd never say in the light of day. โi fear losing you more than i have feared any battle.โ he doesnโt look at you when he says it, but his tail brushes gently against your leg, betraying the truth.
โง his tail shows up one time when heโs sleepy and you casually pet it like โaww thatโs cuteโ
โง btw you named his tail dan jr.
โง and this man FLIES across the room in embarrassment. โy-you shouldnโt touch that.โ โโฆwhy? does it mean something?โ
โงโโฆโ
โง โdoes it mean you want to mateโโ
โง โno.โ
โง the horns twitch when youโre near. he hates that you know this. you walk in the room and they immediately twitch a little.
โง โawww they do that every time I enter!!โ
โง dan heng, whoโs clutching his forehead could only meekly reply. โpleaseโฆ show mercy.โ
โง acts super normal in front of others but you catch him looking at you like heโs reading ancient scripture.
โง very serious about your wellbeing.
โง if you get hurt?? he goes deadly silent and already carrying you bridal style to safety.
โง โiโm okay, itโs just a scratchโโ โno, it isnโt. donโt downplay things. not with me.โ
โง (he wraps your bandage very gently with his hands shaking a little.)
โง you tease him ALL the time because heโs too easy to fluster
โง โdo dragons kiss?โ
โง โwould you give me a scale if I asked nicely?โ
โง โwhat happens if I tug your tail again? will you bite me?โ
โง every time, his ears flush, and he either leaves the room or pulls his sleeve up over his face like โyouโre being unreasonable.โ
โง he brings you a relic of his past. something meaningful and places it in your hands like heโs trusting you with centuries and says, quietly, โโฆi no longer wish to carry it alone. not if youโll walk beside me.โ
โง (bro just said โwill you be my soulmateโ in such a poetic way)
โง he doesnโt ask for affection. but when you give it?? tail wags once. ears twitch. eyelids soften.
โง he wonโt say anything but he leans into your touch like heโs starving for it
โง and if you kiss his cheek, he turns away but you can see the smile tugging at the corners of his lips
โง protective AF but in silence.
โง โI donโt feel safe going alone.โ his reply was almost in an instance. โyou wonโt be.โ then he shimmers into view at your side like a guardian spirit from a fantasy novel
โง sometimes youโll be like โyouโre so pretty when youโre not frowningโ
โง he blinks at you once, then replies in the softest voice ever. โโฆthen I will try not to frown. for you.โ
โง when he confesses, itโs both poetic and terrifyingly sincere. he doesnโt shout it or make grand gestures; he whispers centuries of emotion in a single line: โi no longer wish to carry this alone, not if youโll walk beside me,โ and the weight behind it makes the air feel charged.
โง he will silently follow your routines or shadow your steps when he can, always ready, always protective, as if the world were a fragile artifact and you the only piece that matters.
โง dan heng notices your little quirksโthe tilt of your head when you concentrate, the way you sip a drink, the smallest gestures that might seem meaninglessโbut to him, they are everything. and he treasures them quietly, like one treasures a rare gem.
โง if you compliment him or show small affection, he canโt hide the reaction entirely. ears twitch, tail flicks, a corner of his mouth lifts, and for a heartbeat he allows himself to fully feel it, before pulling back into the mask of calm composure.
โง he may never call you โmineโ aloud, but when danger arises, when trouble appears, he moves as though the world itself were beneath your protection. his actions speak the devotion that words could never capture.
gallagher
โง the moment gallagher realizes heโs in love with you, he actually goes quiet.
โงlike heโs standing there, wiping a glass or pouring a drink, and you laugh at something small and sweet and for the first time in a long time, his heart does that dumb little thump (literally oki doki)
โงhe sets the glass down, stares at it for a second, and just thinks.
โงโโฆaw, hell.โ
โง he doesnโt say anything about it, well, not for a long while anyway. he justโฆ starts doing more for you.
โง your drinkโs always ready before you even ask. he makes sure you eat, he walks you home when itโs late, even if you insist youโre fine.
โง you thank him, and he just grunts and looks away, muttering โainโt nothinโ. sโwhat anyone would do.โ really gallagher, really.
โง (no itโs not. itโs 100% what he would do. for you.)
โง doesnโt flirt. not directly. but his actions? OH, theyโre screaming โI LOVE YOU.โ
โง he calls you โkidโ or โtroubleโ but thereโs a little fondness in it like. ๐ญ
โง always saves you the best booth no matter what!! the jukeโs always working, seats cleaned, table wiped spotless and everything is in pristine condition (like he didnโt just wipe everything down minutes before)
โง nudges your favorite snack toward you like โfigured youโd want somethinโโ
โง if youโre upset, he quietly slides a drink over and says โon the house. long day?โ
โง his body language is how he shows he cares!! he positions himself near you in a crowd, he always keeps one eye on you, he stands a little closer when youโre nervous.
โง โare you hovering?โ you raise your brow, eyeing suspiciously at the brown haired man, it was painfully obvious that he was gradually inching to you closer than ever.
โง he snorts, shaking his head almost too quickly. โjust makinโ sure you donโt get in trouble. not like you havenโt before.โ
โง the first time you touch his arm? like just a light brush or grabbing his sleeve?? he stiffens just a little, it had caught him off guard, then he relaxesโฆ and doesnโt move away.
โง and you swear you see him smile into his glass.
โง when you compliment him??? he pretends he didnโt hear it. (okay heโs on his deriod!!)
โง ahem an example: โyou look nice todayโ a nice and simple compliment. not one he hasnโt heard before. while youโre as calm and cool as the wind gallagher on the other hand does NOT make eye contact โtch. flatteryโs bad for my blood pressure.โ
โง (he is secretly thinking about it for the rest of the day and gets 20% more awkward around you)
โง doesnโt talk about his feelings, but shows them in subtle gestures, such as, fixing your coat collar without a word, bringing an extra umbrella without telling you why, walking on the outside of the sidewalk like itโs second nature (a true gentleman)
โง calls you late at night and just goes, โyou good?โ heโll pretend he was calling for something else but he absolutely wasnโt
โง gets visibly grumpier when someone else gets too close to you, even if itโs the little creatures that hang around his bar often.
โง youโll notice the way his jaw tightens, or the way he suddenly has a lot of stuff to clean behind the bar right near your table and a whole bunch of grumbles.
โง when he finally confesses, itโs so gruff and awkward and precious. he probably says something along the lines of โlook. iโm not good at this kind of talk. butโฆ you matter. more than i thought you would. and if youโre gonna be causing this much trouble in my head, i might as well make it official, yeah?โ
โง (sir. that was literaly the cutest thing ever.)
โง after that?? heโs still the same. still grumbly, still tired, still sighing dramatically when you tease him but now when he says โdonโt do anything stupid,โ he tucks your hair behind your ear, when he says โtake care of yourself,โ he brings you a thermos with your favorite drink with a small sticky note on the bottle, the words reading, "
โง and when you say โi love you,โ ?????
โง a simple: โโฆyeah. me too, kid.โ
โง after he confesses, he doesnโt suddenly turn into some smooth romantic. heโs still gallagher. he still sighs like youโre the most troublesome thing in the world. but now when he sighs, heโs pulling you closer instead of pushing you away.
โง he pretends he hates PDA, but his hand always finds yours under the table. his thumb rubs absent circles into your palm absentmindedly, like he doesnโt even notice heโs doing it.
โง โdonโt get used to this,โ he mutters, holding your hand tighter when someone bumps into you on the street. (you smile because you know damn well heโll never let it go.)
โง whenever you hang around the bar, he pours you a drink before anyone else. always first. regulars start noticing and teasing him about it, but he doesnโt care. โshut up and mind your own glass,โ he grumbles, while setting your favorite snack right in front of you.
โง if youโre sick, gallagher turns into the most dramatic caretaker ever. heโll act like itโs such a burdenโโyouโre gonna kill me with all this sneezinโ, kidโโbut then heโs making sure you drink water, cooking soup thatโs actually really good, and checking your temperature every hour like itโs his sworn duty.
โง sometimes, you catch him staring. not the quick glances he used to sneak before, but long, steady looks like heโs memorizing you. when you call him out, he snorts and says, โjust makinโ sure youโre not up to somethinโ.โ sure gallagher. sure.
โง heโs a terrible texterโshort replies, lots of โkโ or โyeah.โ but if you donโt answer fast enough, heโll CALL. โwhere the hell are you? itโs late.โ when you tell him you were just in the shower, he goes quiet for a second, then mutters โโฆoh. good. justโtext me next time.โ
โง he doesnโt admit it, but he loves when you leave little things behind at his place. your sweater draped on a chair, your toothbrush by his sinkโit makes his place feel less empty. he never moves them.
โง when you come back from a night out looking tired, heโs waiting at the bar like always. โhave fun?โ he asks, but his eyes are scanning you like heโs making sure youโre safe. when you say yes, he only nods, then pours your usual without you asking.
โง arguments with him areโฆ intense. heโs stubborn, youโre stubborn. but the thing is, he always comes back. even if itโs just to sit near you in silence. heโll eventually mutter, โlook. i ainโt good with words. but i donโt want you thinkinโ i donโt care. โcause i do. too damn much.โ
โง if you ever cry in front of him, he looks like it physically hurts him. heโs awkward at first, hovering like he doesnโt know what to do with his hands. but then heโs pulling you against his chest, rubbing slow circles on your back, murmuring, โhey, hey. youโre alright. i got you, trouble.โ
โง gallagher has no idea how to compliment you. the words get stuck in his throat. so he justโฆ does things. makes sure youโre comfortable, fixes your seat, adjusts your scarf so youโre warm. when you tease himโโaww, youโre sweetโโhe grumbles, โshut it.โ but the tips of his ears turn red.
โง late at night, when itโs just the two of you, he talks more. not much, but enough. about his day, about the bar, about little stories from his past. his voice gets softer, quieter. like he only trusts you with that side of him.
โง he always walks you home. no matter what. even if you insist youโre fine, heโll trail after you, hands shoved in his pockets. โdonโt argue. iโm already goinโ this way.โ (he isnโt. he just doesnโt want you walking alone.)
โง if you fall asleep on his couch, heโll stand there for a long moment, watching you breathe. then he sighs, grabs a blanket, and tucks you in. when you stir, he mutters, โgo back to sleep. youโre safe.โ
โง gallagher isnโt big on gifts, but he notices things. you mention offhand that your mug broke? next day, thereโs a new one on your table. you say you like a certain song? itโs suddenly playing on the jukebox. when you ask, he just shrugs. โcoincidence.โ (itโs not.)
โง if someone flirts with you too boldly in the bar, gallagherโs whole vibe changes. his voice gets sharper, his movements heavier. โbarโs full,โ heโll tell them, even if it isnโt, and plant himself between you and whoeverโs bothering you.
โง and when you finally kiss him first (because letโs be honest, heโs too stubborn to admit he wants it), he freezesโjust for a second. then his hand comes up to cradle the back of your neck, and he kisses you back like heโs been waiting his whole damn life for it. afterward, he mutters, โโฆabout time.โ
โง bonus old man boyfriend gallagher scenarios:
โง you fall asleep on the bar one night, head pillowed on your arms. gallagher stares for a moment, then sighs like itโs the most inconvenient thing in the world (itโs not). he quietly drapes his coat over your shoulders, turns the lights down, shoos away any loud customers, and lets you rest as long as you need.
โง he wonโt say it but LOVES when you sit beside him during quiet hours. you, him, the low hum of the jukebox in the backgroundโheโll pretend heโs annoyed when you lean on his shoulder but the way he softens gives him away.
โง you once called him โhandsomeโ just to see what would happen. he froze. dead silent. then promptly dropped a whole glass he was holding, muttering โdamn thing was slipperyโ even though his hands are usually steady as stone.
โง he builds you a little shelf behind the bar for your stuff. no announcement, no explanation. you just show up one day and itโs there. your books, trinkets, and even a spare sweater tucked neatly in. when you ask about it, he just shrugs and says โfigured youโd be leavinโ things around anyway.โ
โง he fixes broken things in your apartment before you even realize they were broken. the wobbly chair leg? tightened. the leaky faucet? patched. when you ask who did it, he just grumbles โplace was fallinโ apart. someone had to.โ
โง after a long day, he simply mutters โyou drive me crazyโ while smiling into his drink. itโs quiet, almost like heโs talking to himselfโbut you catch it. and the way his shoulders relax after saying it makes you realize: heโs falling harder by the second. and you don't mind.
note: iโm obsessed with the amophoreus men
taglist ๐ท๏ธ: ย @tomansimpย @one-offmindย @miitchijiย @dainsleif-when-playableย @momoewnย @stygianoirย @irethepotatoย @v4anย @imetskย @fianneeย @sunnyf4llsย @yuri-is-sillyย @khoiyyuย @daydreaming-paradiesย @xoxoangelsweets if im missing anyone please tell me because i have an inkling feeling i missed a few..
liking + following + reblogs are greatly appreciated!!!
you and your lover live in a shared space, and oftentimes, you hear and experience things that you arenโt supposed to, however annoying, entertaining, and distressing it can be; so basically, dealing with annoying neighbours, couple break-ups, or unusual occurrences.
CONTENT TAGS โ established relationship, you're both adults, fluff, you either live in a house or an apartment, cursing, scenarios, possibly ooc, kind of crack | wc: 3.1k
DIRECTOR NOTES โ have this random silly idea i had while i was waiting for the train anyways i dont know how this got so long i swear i was just fucking around and writing and im also running out of titles ARGGGSHHHSH
what's next? navigation | masterlist
CAELUS
Your neighbours were arguing. Again. Itโs something that you have already grown used to. So what do you and Caelus do? Of course, listen to it. It has become part of your nightly ritual, after all. You have both of your ears pressed against the wall, hushing one another, scolding for even breathing too loud because you cannot hear shit clearly. Tonightโs episode seems to be titled, โWHOSE LASHES IS THIS IN YOUR CAR?โ, purely based on what youโve been hearing behind the wall.ย
The pieces of information that you got from yesterdayโs together connect to each other like missing dotsโthat girl youโve seen enter the apartment last time when the girlfriend had already left for work, which is the same girl youโve seen in the highlights of the girlfriendโs account with the name, โ4lyfโ. You are wide-eyed staring at one another, sending telepathic messages, hoping that the both of you are on the same wavelength. You had your hopes up when he repeatedly nodded to your hushed question of โDo you know what this means?โย
However, when your debriefing came later on, hours after the bickering of the couple next door had ended, the both of you had come to different conclusions, making you wonder how did he even get there.ย
โHeโs clearly cheating on her with her best friend." You say.ย
He then replies: โOr maybe homeboy just likes collecting lashes. You know those people who keep their fingernails clippings?โ
โWhat, Caelus, thatโs disgusting. Donโt tell me you do that?โ
โWhat kind of image do you even have of me in your head?โ
DAN HENG
Dan Heng sees you camping by the hallway like the nosy person you are as soon as he gets home, hiding behind the slightly open door, eavesdropping on the couple, ex-lovers, or a pair with a romantic history (a gut-wrenching situationship) bickering.ย
You immediately beckon him over, placing a finger against your lips to silence any of his questions, and by the time he arrives by your side you pull him aside: โTheyโve been at it for hours.โ You say, completely focused on a pair of a couple of strangers, eyes gleaming with the fervor as if youโre watching your favorite show on TV.ย
โAnd youโve been here for hours?โ He replies, which you immediately hush him. Itโs rather painful to admit, but thereโs this feeling that boils in his chest, and he canโt help but be upset. Something sharp and unwelcome twists in his chest at how utterly captivated you are by this strangers' mess when he's standing right here, when he could be giving you his full attention. Why are you paying so much attention to someone that isnโt him?
โI donโt really know whatโs going on but it looks so interesting, so I canโt help it.โ You utter, still not sparing a glance at him. Clearly, you werenโt the only one as the others are doing the same thingโeven the ones from a different floor are lingering by the stairs.
With a long-suffering sigh that doesn't quite mask his irritation, he hooks a finger in your collar and bodily drags you away from your makeshift opera show, ignoring your indignant squawks as he herds you back inside, effectively distracting you with something else.
PHAINON
There are some pretty loud sounds and creaking that has been going on in the apartment next door.ย
At first, Phainon and you dismissed it. I mean, itโs not like those kinds of things are not normal and both of you werenโt the purest beings out there in this world. Besides, that was just the only time itโs going to happen, right?ย
Wrong.ย
You are completely and utterly wrong because for DAYS you have been enduring those damn sounds and for days you are losing sleep over it. It haunts you every single night for hours as soon as the clock strikes nine as if it was a damn routine of theirs. You tried knocking back against the wall, a signal, but they didn't stop. Matter of fact, they get louder.
By the time a week has passed by, or banged by, both you and Phainon have reached a level of zen-like resignation that would concern even the most seasoned monks.ย
Night comes once more, his eyes are glazed over as the headboard next door pounds rhythmically against the wall in what can only be described as architectural assault. Heโs long since given up on subtlety, muttering, โGood for them,โ with the hollow cheer of a man who has accepted his fate. You, on the other hand, are biting your lip to keep from laughing at the way his eye twitches every time a particularly enthusiastic moan pierces the air.ย
He suddenly rolls over, pulls you in his arms, and squeezes you tightly like you were a life-sized stress ball, โYouโre laughing, weโre both miserable, and youโre laughing.โ Perhaps it was better to bang at your neighbor's door tomorrow to give them a change of pace, or a new definition of pounding.
ANAXAGORAS
Anaxa is not one to be able to tolerate such things. I mean, how many times has this been already? Every single time there is a damn delivery addressed to your door, itโs not really addressed to you nor him, but to the person who lives next to you. You wouldnโt mind it if it was just a one-time occurrence, but no, because nearly every single day youโll always have someone knocking and yelling: โDelivery for (insert name of your neighbour who is pissing you off and inconveniencing you with this thing)!โ
From food, to jewelry, to clothes, to shoes, to flowers, you name it all. It feels like you had the entire mall fall into your entire doorstep already. It gets annoying especially when it overlaps with some of your expected deliveries. Imagine being so excited for your parcel to arrive that youโd run to your door, abandoning whatever you are doing, only to discover that it wasnโt even yours?!?
โThis is getting annoying.โ You grumble, invading Anaxaโs personal space as he reads from his book, resting your head against his shoulder.
โI agree.โ
So what does Anaxa propose to do instead? Accepting the deliveries before his neighbour could open the door and tell the guy that itโs theirs. From then on, you are enjoying the luxuries of free food and items. Though it only lasted for five days because your lovely neighbor didnโt put your address as the delivery place anymore after your small squabble with them. Bummer.
Why were they even putting your address for deliveries anyway? Turns out your neighbour was scamming people left and right online and putting your address as to not get in trouble in case authorities get involved. Well, they did get involved and they also did end up at your door but you simply redirected them to the right place.
MYDEIMOS
As a great philosopher has once said, for one to arrange their furniture, one must do it in the morning. Not during the ass fucking crack of dawn when youโre already wandering and skipping in your dreamland, talking to a purple dinosaur. As soon as he hears that loud banging, screeching, and scraping of something coming from the place above, Mydei does not waste a single second.
โWhat the fuck.โ You say, groggy and having just woken up from your sleep when a loud sound of something crashing is heard from above. You would have thought someone broke into your place until you saw Mydei right beside you, leaning against the headboard, arms crossed across his chest.
โWhat was that? Did you hear that?โ Youโre already bombarding him with questions, trying to make sense of whatโs happening until you hear another sound of something scraping just above your ceiling and it doesnโt stop for a minute. If you were in a cartoon, your whole place would already be shaking just for the effect of it.
โIโm going to talk to them.โ
โHuh?โ You say, confused, watching as your lover gets out of bed. โWho?โ Your eyes follow him as he randomly picks a shirt from his closet.ย
Before he completely leaves, he crosses the room until heโs leaning over you, one hand cradling your cheek as if youโre something sacred. His thumb brushes beneath your eye and before you realize it, heโs already tilting your face up, pressing a lingering kiss on your forehead.
When he finally pulls back, he murmurs, โStay here.โ And then you never see him again.
Just kidding, you do. Just a few minutes later when he slips back into bed and tells you to go back to sleep, while he embraces you. You donโt question him or what he did, and surely enough, your sleep was peaceful and quiet.
BOOTHILL
ASSERT DOMINANCE, Boothill claims as heโs already rolling his sleeves and preparing to take out the speaker system.
He was already not having it. Months of having to deal with his so-called neighbours, also so-called โfriendsโ, and their never-ending parties that disturb your sleep to which theyโll compensate with a half-assed apology the next morning only to do the same thing again during the night. In addition to that nuisance too is how some of these dumbasses would occasionally stumble into your door, mistaking it for the party venue. Clearly, they donโt see the loud ass house with disco lights just behind them.
After another intoxicated fool ends up at your doorstep again, his already-broken composure falters as he swings the door open with a rather pissed off grin, gaze burning with so much intensity. "Lost, darling?" he purrs, voice dripping saccharine venom as the stranger blinks blearily at him. One glance at you who bore a tired look on your face and back to Boothill who's still hovering by the doorway, glaring, and the poor soul suddenly remembers they have somewhere else to be. That was it, that was the last straw.
So here you are, trying to stop him as he drags the speakers to the porch, firing up a playlist exclusively consisting of a guy imitating how Hugh Jackman would sing certain songs (please get the reference) and Mariah Careyโs entire discography.
Not long after, the neighbourโs party stops dead. Although a verbal argument did break out, with your loverโs amazing vocabulary and machine-gun like mouth, he won.
"See, darlinโ? Sometimes the best way to shut a party down is to throw a better one."
In the end, both you and the neighbours got a noise complaint.
JING YUAN
Thereโs a couple breaking up across the street and they were yelling loud enough to wake up even the neighbourhoodโs deepest sleeper. So like the chad Jing Yuan and you are, of course, you sit by your porch on the pretense that you areโฆ simply sightseeing. Yes, sightseeing.ย
Thatโs why you have your chairs out with glasses of juice along with some leftover popcorn that you made last night. Oh, and also, your binoculars. If only you could read lips to complete your experience, but itโs alright, because this couple (or not to be) is screaming and hollering loudly, as the lady throws into the streets what you assume to be his belongings.ย
The spectacle escalates to something like you would see from a telenovela, shame there are no grand reveals and slapping involved. But the girl did fling a ceramic vase at him, to which the man dodges, unfortunately.
โI wonder what the guy did.โ You mumble, taking a mouthful of popcorn. Your bucket was nearly empty now and at the same time, it seems like your show is coming to an end as the woman stomps back inside and leaves the guy behind. With that, Jing Yuan rises from his chair, stretching languidly before offering you his arm.ย
"Shall we retire for intermission, my dear? I believe Act Two will involve either tearful reconciliation or a round two of their fight. Either way, we'll want fresh snacks." Itโs no lie that your lover is positively radiant with amusement despite the disruption it created for your usually peaceful, warm afternoon.
SUNDAY
Sunday deals with the neighboursโ drunken chaos the way a saint tolerates blasphemy. Despite the nuisance it has brought with the loud bass that seem to shake the whole place awake, heโs still formal and proper in handling the situation.
The door opens after a few minutes of knocking and waiting and a lady greets him.
โMy apologies for interrupting your revelry, but Iโm afraid youโre disturbing everyone with your enthusiastic celebration.โ Specifically you. The thought of you being weary and troubled as you lose sleep over this terrible disturbance is making his chest tighten. He doesnโt wish to see you suffer, so he ignores your insistence of just leaving the neighbours alone. โSome of us have work in the morning.โ
The woman blinks slowly and cries, โIโM NOT READY TO DIE YET!โย
Hell is quieter than their playlist, thatโs for sure.ย
He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose, โPlease, it is clear that you are not of sober mind,โ he forces a smile, โso allow me to make this simple for you. We would appreciate it if you were to immediately comply with local noise ordinance, lest we escalate this to the authorities. You wouldnโt like that, would you?โ
That seemed to have sobered her up, and though annoyed, the lady apologized and went back inside. Soon, the music comes to a halt and everything is embraced by silence. Relieved, he returns to your side after accomplishing what he was here for, bringing you a warm cup of tea to drink as he tells you of how his conversation went down, saying something about how some people wouldn't recognize peace if it bit them.
BLADE
Youโve just moved into the neighborhood, hoping to have a fresh, warm start together with your beloved. But life seems to have different plans for you.
Thereโs this group of teenagers making a commotion every day by the front of your house, coinciding at the same time that heโs away. From lighting up fireworks which resulted in burning off a few of your plants as it flew off the wrong direction, to laughing and playing loudly that you often find your afternoon nap being disturbed, and to even throwing eggs at your window as they compete with one another on whoโll get to hit the highest. Itโs annoying, especially when you have already told them off many times before but they never listen. These brats.
Eventually, youโve resorted to telling Blade about it, nearly breaking down in the process. I mean, it was stressing you out so much and although it could just be a small thing for othersโreasoning it with how theyโre just children and having funโ, it was making you frustrated.ย
Blade makes an effort to comfort you, even reassuring you that heโll deal with the problem. You just nod and accept it, knowing that he wonโt be able to do anything against these young, wild, and free teenagers.ย
You didnโt know that doubting Blade was a big mistake because somehow, when the next day comes, he had managed to bring them over to you and had them apologize, swearing that theyโll never bother you again.
โWeโre so sorry!โ
โWeโre never going to do it again!โ
โPlease forgive us!โ
You did scold them, kindly, before forgiving them and oddly enough, it was satisfying. It feels like a heavy weight was lifted off your shoulders.
โWhat did you do?โ You ask him as soon as the kids leave.
โStared at them.โ
AVENTURINE
In all honesty, itโs rare for you to hear anything scandalous or experience something frustrating, so things can get a little boring. But when drama does strike, you and Aventurine are front-row spectators, dissecting every juicy detail.
This time, however, the gossip seems to involve you. There is a girl, a stranger, standing in front of you, yelling and accusing you of things that you donโt even remember doing. Your confusion and silence, however, prompts the stranger to hesitate and stop.
โWait, youโre not [Name]?โ
โI amโฆ?โ
"You bitch! Are you trying to confuse me or what?!" Furious, her hand flies upโonly for Aventurine to catch her wrist with ease, letting go of it soon after.
โPerhaps there is a small misunderstanding. If I remember correctly, there are two [Name]โs in here.โ he shields you behind him, holding your hand as if to reassure you, โI believe that the person you are looking for is them.โ He says, directing her attention to somewhere else.
And funnily enough, there is another girl a few steps away, attempting to cover their face with their purse, trying to run away before they get caught. But itโs too late as the girl finally realizes who her target truly is.ย
โYOU!โ She storms over, heels clanking loudly against the floor. โI knew it was you!โ You beg to differ.
The scene immediately escalated into a catfight accompanied with yelling and spilling the most atrocious things like how this paramour was also sleeping with the manโs sister. Wow, messy.
โShould we call the security?โ
โI already did.โ Aventurine casually says, squeezing your hand as he tugs you away from the spectacle. Walking back to your home and away from the mess, he takes this moment to tease you:
โBabe, you should have told me you had another man.โ
โI do not!โ
GALLAGHER
โAnd whatโs troubling my beloved?โ Gallagher asks as soon as he sees your rather stressed stateโbags heavy under your eyes, hair disheveled, and the demeanor of someone whoโs been pushed to their limit. You groan, flopping face-first onto the couch with a muffled scream into the cushion.
Gallagher hums, already pouring you a glass of water before settling beside you. His calloused fingers card through your hair, listening patiently, as you rant about the latest neighborhood nuisance: there is this constant thump-thump-thump noise that happens at exactly 3 AM.ย
Youโll find yourself waking up to it often, cursing at that repeated sound thatโs making your head explode. It lasts for an hour, sometimes less than it, but it occurs at the same time of dawn. Youโve adapted to it now by covering your ears with some plugs you bought from the store after days of having it happen to you.
โItโs just so annoying! Does it not bother you?โ You say, rolling over to your back and staring at the ceiling.
โI donโt recall ever waking up to anything with that sound.โ Right, you forgot how this man can be such a heavy sleeper at times.
โLucky you.โ You groan. โIt sounded like someone's bouncing a basketball? Or maybe hammering nails? I don't even know anymore."
He brushes a strand of hair away from your face, gazing at you affectionately as he caresses your cheek. โMaybe we can talk to them tomorrow.โ
โYeah, we could, theyโre just next door anyway.โ You mutter, sitting up slightly to rub your tired eyes.ย
Gallagherโs hand stills against your skin. โWhat do you mean next door?โ
โYou know, unit 305. The one right next to us.โ
โMy love.โ
โWhat? Youโre scaring me, Gallagher.โ You whisper, pulse quickening as his gaze flicks toward the wall.
โNobody lives there.โ
i procrastinated on this for days then as soon as i finished i got informed i have a 150-page reading due
ยฉ AZULLUMI. plagiarism of any form and type, stealing, copying, translating, reposting my works on other platforms is NOT permitted.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
โ Live Streamingโ Interactive Chatโ Private Showsโ HD Qualityโ Free Actions
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
they warned you that living near the woods can be dangerous because of wild animals
but they never said because of them
working day and night, tiring out your bones until you pass out from exhaustion only to make ends meet was the very reason why you chose a cheap house near the woods
you can hear the wind howling through the closed windows
'must be a draft' you imagine
you can hear the wind knocking at your door
'must be some little animals or foxes' you pray
you can hear the wind creaking your floorboards
...
'is it inside now?' you shut your eyes and pretend to fall asleep
you feel its stare on your skin...or better...his
you know its him because he has been the midnightly visitor to your home for quite a while now. Often times he would stand outside your window, the moonlight casting his shadowy silhouette across your bed and onto your face
it was time you confronted him. he wasn't disturbing nor harmful in the least. all you wanted was to know what his purpose was with you. he hoped this day would come
you could feel his presence in your room, standing somewhere in your doorway. for a strangerโman, he was gentlemanly, opting to only observe from afar and patiently waiting for you to strike up a conversation
you cracked one eye open to see his tall and broad silhouette, his clothes swaying in the breeze through the slightly open window.
eventually you slid off your covers and sat at the edge of the bed looking him straight in the eyes
otherworldy beauty, his stare prickled your skin with an energy hard to describe, but it was a welcome feeling. perhaps the work stress was finally catching up to you so badly that the line between dangerous and alluring was blurring for you.
"I have been waiting to be noticed by you"
oh and his voice, his voice...it was velvety, hazing you eyes and making your heart beat faster than it should be. Instead of fear there was an ache, a blooming ache somewhere in your body
he moved forward when he noticed the rise and fall of your chest and your parted lips. A dark gaze in both your eyes. Unmistakably of a burning desire. He closed the distance between you, pushing you gently upon your bed
NOTE: first time writing something bordering on yandere and also not. was suffering from writers block and this suddenly came to me so i had to write it
ยฉ 2026 maopll. do not copy, repost or modify my work in any form . do NOT feed my work into AI
WARNINGS: NSFW - MDNI, Pet names, sexual behavior, name calling, some a bit rough and mean
SUMMARY: They took your virginity. Case solved.
CHARACTERS: HSR Men X F!Reader (no aged up Charas)
WORD COUNT: 13.150
Argenti
All you can do is whine as his fingers scissor and stretch you, juices dripping down. His tongue softly rubs circles around your clit like heโs painting you, a masterpiece. And you canโt help but moan out at the new pleasure. His fingers hit that spot that sends an electric jolt to your toes and back, you desperately arch with another whine. Tears prick at the corners of your eyes from the pleasure. It's overwhelming you, he promised to be gentle, and he is. But never once did he tell you how good this will all feel.
โS-Shit Argenti-, I canโtโIโm gonnaโโ You canโt even finish your sentence, your voice begins to crack, your hips bucking widly as he speeds up. And then youโre coming, babbling nonsense and his name like a prayer as wave after wave of pleasure washes over you. You donโt even comprehend that you squirt all over his hand and mouth, or that heโs rutting his hips against the bed and moaning into your cunt as he tastes you. Not only is it a pleasure to please you, beautiful you. It's a pleasure to be your first. It sends a wave of possessiveness through his body.
Slowly, he withdraws his fingers, his glistening fingers running up to your waist.ย โSuch a dirty little rose,โ he murmurs as he leans down, teeth grazing across your neck, hair tickling your skin. โYoure a sight to behold, breathless, dazed...divine.โ
Aventurine
โYou like that, donโt you?โ He asks, grip on your throat. Its not enough to hurt you, but enough for you to know his hand is there. โYou like my cock stretchinโ you out, huh?โ You're unable answer him, the only thing you manage are whines and moans slipping through his fingers through your throat. He'd be mean to not let you moan out like a bitch in heat after all. Aventurine smirks knowingly, continuing his assault on your insides.
โCan't believe no one ever went inside you, youre far too good. Shit-you love it too, don't you?โ You whine out, hiccuping out a moan as his other hand travels down your tummy, the soft touch sending waves to your core. His fingers eventually find your clit, rubbinh the swollen skin over and over again. Your eyes glaze over and roll back, it's too much, too much!
Your vision goes white as your orgasm hits you unexpectedly, stealing the breath from your lungs as your legs shake and back arches. โMine, ok? Youre mine, my girl. You don't mind do you? Surely you don't...look at you, sweet girl.โ
Blade
โfeels sโfucking goodโโ you mindlessly babbles out. His large palms are stretched out on both sides of you hips, nails digging into your skin. โSuch a greedy little pussy,โ he groans out with another roll of his hips. โkeeps suckinโ me back inโฆyou're a little greedy slut, hm?" he teases.
You can feel his hot breath fanning your ear while his dark hair tickles your neck. The sloppy sounds that fill the room seem to only grow louder with each thrust, as your arousal practically drips down his balls. Headboard constantly hitting the wall. You wouldn't be surprised if something would break this night, and it doesn't need to be the bed.
โif you keep moaning like a bitch in heat, i won't fucking stop,โ he hissed out, as he presses down on your stomach which makes you whimper in response. "Naw, look at that," he points at the bulge in your stomach, "that's me all the way inside your greedy cunt."
Boothill
"you still good, darlin?" he asked, amused, his hands moving up to grab one of your tits, giving it a squeeze with his cold hands. He hummed at your subtle nod, his fingers pinching your nipple from below with just the right amount of pressure to bring you to the edge but not send you over. He knows he could do this for hours, his stamina is much longer than yours after all, but he doesn't want to push you just yet.
"shit.." he cursed, though not out of frustration, โyour pussy is driving me crazy." he whispered against your folds, the vibrations of his voice sending shivers through your entire body, it almost felt as if you were being electrocuted or something. โits so fucking pretty for no fucking reason...โ
Caelus
โshiiit-just like that...โ he mumbles out as he lazily guides your movements, helping you bounce yourself up and down on his cock. Hands softly gripping your hips as he guides you. He smirks when he heard your whine as a reaction to his groans, golden halflidded eyes stare up at you. He thinks youโre adorable when youโre like this, so desperate for him yet so adamant on not asking for his help. You had no idea what you were doing, well, neither does he. But you insisted on riding him.
โdoing so well,โ he says with a slight whine as he thrusts his hips up in time with your movements. It doesnโt take much effort for him to flip you over and have you at his mercy. Your legs are now lifted over his shoulders while his dick is fucking you even deeper, "sorry,-shit-sorry I couldn't-hold myself back much longer-!"
Dan Heng
โjust as i expected, it slipped right in...โ your arm immediately slung over your face to hide your embarrassment. Something about the way he talks to you has you throbbing.
โfuck, so deep inside you already.โ he breathes, as he eases his way into you. He's so painfully splitting you open. You whine and whimper, it feels too good to be true. โthatโs it, thereโs my girl.โ his raspy laugh fills the silence. โyoure doing so good for me, just a bit longer, ok?โ
He speeds up his thrusts, "eyes on me," he says, "you can do it, eyes on me." And when he hits just the right spot, your eyes roll back and flutter closed.
"Good girl."
Dr. Ratio
โit hurts, doesn't it?โ he whispers, no mock, no tease, unusual for him. He knows it hurts, he's just deep enough inside you, balls deep.
โyes, it hurtsโฆโ you whine, eyes watering as you adjust. Heโs letting you distract yourself a bit, letting you soak up the pain with pleasure. โโฆ so bad.โ you keep whining.
"I know, it will get better." he presses his hips flat against you, just to slowly drag his cock out of you again, leaving just his tip inside. โDoing good for a first timer. Don't worry, I'll teach you everything you need to know.โ
You nod desperately, biting your lip between your teeth.
โI'll be slow, we got time.โ he mumbles, a sick grin painting across his face. He'd be lying if he would say he doesn't enjoy the power play that's going on at the moment.
"I'M gonna teach you everything you need to know."
Gallagher
Your mouth falls open when he grinds his hard cock against your ass. Youre breathing hard, chest heaving. But you can't help but lean back against his chest. He slips a hand back into your underwear, rubbing slow circles against your clit. His breath is hot against your ear as he chuckles at your reaction. His middle finger slips between your folds and gathers some of your arousal to use it at your clit again. Once he had your hips jerking and whines leaving your lips, he slips two of his thick fingers inside. He moves slowly, fingers working inside of you like a caress.
โI- โm gonna-โ you muster, weakly clawing at his arms.
He slips his hand out of your pussy again, letting his tongue run over his fingers, lapping at your juices. He hums, as the taste hits his tounge, โShit, girl. Got me addicted already.โ
Gepard
โThatโs it.. Just like that..โ He takes hold of the hand, kissing your knuckles, whispering soft praises into your skin to help you work up courage to keep riding him. He knows it's embarrassing for you, he knows you doubt yourself. But he also knows that you can do it.
โDoing so good for me, ok? So good, keep going..โ
It takes his everything to hold back his hips and not fuck up into you, it's all too inviting.ย He holds you, wrapping both arms around your torso and pull you close to his chest. One hand slips down to your hips, guiding you on his cock. "Like that, yeah."
Hot breaths reach your ear as he hums in approvment. "Good...shit--good."
Jing Yuan
โass up. There you go, atta girl.โ and you almost shiver from his touch on you'd hips as he turns you over. Jing Yuan stares at your ass, bringing a rough palm towards your left cheek. โMm, nice. You're doing good. Don't worry, I'll go easy on you...for now.โ
As he speaks, your cheek presses further against the pillow, hiding in embarrassment. Jing Yuan watches as your ass writhes and he hums, springing out his thick cock. โI'm going in, ok? No need to be scaredโ
โok...โ you breathe, big talk for someone who probably has way to much experience for his own good.
"I'll go easy on you, I promised you that birdie." He whispers in your ear as he leans over, slowly pushing in.
Jiaoqiu
He dives in, his tongue delving deep into your soaked folds. He laps at you hungrily, savoring your taste as he eats you out with wild abandon. His tongue swirls around your clit before sucking it between his lips, flicking the sensitive bud rapidly. โyou're so hot...,โ he hums against your core, the vibrations sending shockwaves of pleasure through your body. โthank you for the meal...โ
Your finger desperately looking for support and found his hair, scratching his scalp with your long nails in the process. You can't help but let one hand wander to one of his ears, tugging on it. Immediately a whine leaves his lips as he laps on you more desperately than before.
He doubles his efforts, lapping at your clit with broad strokes of his tongue before sealing his lips around the sensitive bundle of nerves and suckling greedily.
"Do that again and watch me eat you up."
Luka
Luka leans down to capture your lips in a kiss, swallowing your cries of pleasure as he pounds into you relentlessly. His hands grip your hips hard you feel like you might see some bruises tomorrow as a souvenir.
"Damn, you take my cock better than expected, baby," he rasps against your mouth, his breath coming in ragged gasps. โWay to fucking well, you sure you're a virgin?" he breaks the kiss to gaze down at you. โlook at me,โ he commands, "that pussy is mine now. Mine."
As you meet his eyes, he reaches between your bodies to rub your clit in time with his thrusts, pushing you closer and closer to the edge.
"Fuck-didnt know you could get any tighter."
Luocha
The next thing you felt was his cock entering you all at once, barely giving you time to get used to his huge size and thickness. Hes not a mean man by any means, but he figured that maybe him going in faster with the ammount of slick you already got, might be less painful. Wronh judgment in a hazy moment. And fuck if he didn't love feeling the way your cunt stretched to accommodate him, how your walls are so tight around his length.
When he did it, it was over for you, and you thanked him with the most beautiful sounds he ever heard. You squeezed him and croed out, making a mess of yourself as you grab onto his shoulders for support. It all was too much for you, too much happening all at once. But you'd be a lair to say you didn't enjoy it.
He would slowly start to run against you, holding your hips in place as he drags his cock in and out of your hole. His slow speed was annoying, painful, but so good.
But the best feeling was yet to come.
โJust you wait once I'm done with you. We'll have plenty of time left to get to know each other much better."
Sampo
Without warning, he pulled out โ only halfway โ and plunged back inside you with an almighty push. It .ade your eyes roll back into your skull, your mind went blank for a second. His teasing laugh pulling you back into reality, "Oops-went to hard there~" As a apology he went softer on you, slowly dragging his cock in and out of your hole.
โDoing so well for me,โ he groaned, as he lightly speed up again, holding your hips in a tight grip.
"Damn-" he groans as you grap onto his shoulders and dig your nails in. "Careful there baby, you don't wanna hurt poor Sampo, hm?" He laughs again as he kisses down your neck and leaves yet another bite behind.
"We could do this more often, I know I wouldn't mind."
Sunday
The all so collected man practically loses it when you wrap your legs around his back. You unknowingly push him against you, silently asking for more. "Needy, needy." he teases as breaths in your ear, giving it a soft kiss afterwards.
โDont you worry, I'm not done with you yet.โ
Although his words came out more scary than they should, his action of hiding into your shoulder makes it all seem more pathetic than dominant. His wings flutter as your parted lips let a whine escape.
He groans, burying his cock deep just as it starts to gush, painting your walls white. Your nails dig hard into his scalp.
โThat came...rather unexpected.โ
Welt
โit wonโt fit!โ you sob out loud. No way this all will fit inside you, you never took anything, or anything that size. He's bigger than you, this wont fit without tears. But you're determined today, telling him you wanted to fit everything in you.
He trails his fingers up and down your side before one hand snakes down to thumb at your clit while the other large hand clasps your hip. "i'll make it fit, and I'll be careful." he promises, soft as he pleasures you. You expected nothing less of him, he always treated you with more care than any others. He softly rubs your clit as he enters, a way of distracting you from the pain that you will encounter.
๐ ๐ต๐ต๐ต ๐ real mature... | various (i mean it) hsr men x gender neutral reader
๐ โ ; someone asks you out infront of your boyfriend while you're on a date, how do they react ?!
love mail โ this is a lot because its short and i literally dk what to write ๐ YES im sqgeism and lost movitation after two weeks ใใ(ยดO๏ฝ)ยฐใatp i'll make a tiktok bc this is NOT me.. 5 million metaphors and unnecessary poetic language imy
anaxa just looks offended. death stares them till they get a hint and makes sure to be much closer to you the whole date. he does NOT play and if you try he's bashing someones head in.
no one is approaching you with mydei around.. lets be real.. but in the hypothetical that it DOES happen.. all he has to do is smile and have his hand hold onto their shoulder a bit too tightly. there will be NO ONE flirting w his soulmate.
phainon knows he's too pretty to leave so he does NOT care. his facecard got him here and NOBODY is taking that place ๐คฆโโ๏ธ tells 'em to read the room while kissing your forehead.
jing yuan is totally the person who lets them shoot their shot, smiling the entire time as he knows you'd never choose anyone else. however, it does get to a point, and he takes your hand into his while scoffing. "can't quite compare, can you?"
caelus totally pushes you towards them like "oh yes, one burden off my back!" before quickly pulling you back into his arms, back pressed against his chest as he looms over you, glaring at the guy. "kidding, fuck off."
blade stares. sends them off running and mutters "it works every time."
aventurine places a stack of bills in their hand and mutters a quick "don't do this again." before taking you away from the place, hand VERY intentionally caressing your waist while he does.
they trip before they get too close, totally not because of il dan heng's tail. probably also gets whacked in the face while they're on the floor, and you don't even notice because he starts talking about taking you to a fancy dinner while walking away.
you have to be the one to pull dr. ratio away because he's about to drop a building on some idiot. kidding... kind of. he has that look in his eyes that convinces you he's thinking about it.
acts nonchalant about it in the moment, gallagher has them blacklisted from every bar you frequent in the next. NEVER happening again
who the hell is messing with the silvermane guards partner ๐ gepard thinks about it happening and makes himself upset over a fictional scenario.
"taken. move on." moze is quick to the point with a sharp glare, proudly flexes his promise ring to you and continues on with the date. doesn't even try to get away cause he knows he's got you.
"as if you could handle alla that." boothill knows he'll be 10x the man of ANYONE despite being 90% machine. carries you over his shoulder to prove a point, but apologizes if you get embarrassed LMAO