#misstake

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Ino: Brint~

Brint: *sighs* Geam used to call me Brint...

Ino: ...because it’s your fucking name.

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Ino, talking to Geam: Well Geam, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Brint do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Geam: ...

Brint, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

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Geam: How did you even get in here?

Ino: Brint’s window! Or, as I like to call it, “Ino’s door”!

Brint: I’m closing the window.

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Brint: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Geam did so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.

Ino: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?

Brint: I knew you’d understand.

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Geam: A sprite is anything not static.

Ino: A sprite is variable object, be it 2D or 3D.

Brint: A sprite is a fucking soda. You god damn geekass bastards.

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Ino, in high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a carrer!

Brint, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Geam: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Ino: Playing systemic oppression.

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Geam: I mean. Ino's just standing there now. Geam: Waiting for me, I guess. Geam: But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down. Brint: Settled down? Geam: Well, they only stabbed me once.

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Midnight, Kueen & Misstake:

Kueen: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Midnight: How? Kueen: I need someone to take the fall. Midnight: What did you do? Kueen: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Misstake, from the other room: Oh my god. Kueen: ... Misstake: OH MY GOD! Midnight: Make it a hundred. Kueen: Deal.

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Midnight: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Misstake: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Midnight: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Kueen, recording: This is so cute.

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Kueen: Hey, where did Misstake go? Midnight: They got arrested. Kueen: How the hell- Misstake: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Misstake, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Kueen: Misstake, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Midnight, would you get Misstake some water? Midnight: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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Midnight: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice. Misstake: Sacrifice? I nominate Kueen. Kueen: Wait, what? Misstake: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue. Kueen: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world! Midnight: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

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Misstake: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Kueen, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Midnight, whispering: Because I have little hands. Kueen: Because they have little hands.

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Kueen: Hey, Misstake you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Misstake: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Kueen: Yea, my grandma lives there. Midnight: That is the worst response to that question.

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Misstake : HELP! I TOLD MIDNIGHT I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Kueen, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

( actually Kueen can cook )

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Misstake: I lost Midnight. Kueen: How did you LOSE Midnight?! Misstake: To be fair, they are very small.

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Midnight, Ino, Kueen, Brint, Misstake & Geam:

Kueen: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Brint: Forty five seconds?!? Kueen: No! I said four TO five seconds. Brint, hugging Kueen: Too late.

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Midnight: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Geam: Midnight, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Brint?

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Brint: Dumbest scar stories, go! Geam: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Misstake: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Kueen: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Midnight: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Ino: I have emotional scars.

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Midnight: Ino kissed me! Misstake: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Midnight: It was unbelievable! Misstake: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Kueen: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Misstake, get the wine and unplug the phone. Midnight, does this end well or do we need tissues? Midnight: Oh, it ended very well. Misstake: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Kueen: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Midnight: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Kueen: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back? Midnight: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Misstake: and Kueen: Ohhh. *meanwhile* Ino eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them. Geam: Tongue? Ino: Yeah. Brint: Cool.

(do some of my fanchilds are a couple? Yes. Do I have to explain why? Maybe)

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Brint: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! Ino: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? Brint: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. Misstake, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then- Kueen: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. Geam: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah... Midnight: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- Misstake: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference. Ino: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? Brint: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.

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Misstake: Just be yourself. Midnight: Really? Misstake, I have one day to win over Ino’s parents. Midnight: How long did it take for you guys to like me? Geam: Couple of weeks. Kueen: Six months. Brint: Jury’s still out. Midnight: See Misstake? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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Midnight: Between Brint, Misstake, Geam, and Ino -- if you had to -- who would you punch? Kueen: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Midnight: Geam? Kueen: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Ino: Christmas lights? Kueen: Check. Midnight: THermos of hot cocoa? Kueen: Check. Misstake: Santa suits? Kueen: Check. Geam: Shovel? Kueen: Check. Brint: Alibi and bail money? Kueen: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Midnight: Bye Ino! Bye Geam! Bye Kueen! Bye Misstake! Bye Ino! Brint: You said ‘bye Ino’ twice. Midnight: I like Ino.

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