#misfortuning

TITLE: Lucy Is A Hard Top 

PAIRING: Lucy/Isayah, Lucy/Bakari, Lucy/Carol, Lucy/Asani, Lucy/Hiroki, Lucy/Zuberi, Lucy/Malachi, Lucy/Luca, Lucy/Bis, Lucy/Jean, Lucy/Sam, Lucy/Amine, Lucy/Sai, Lucy/Olivie, Lucy/Alenna, Lucy/Jaque, Lucy/Nassor, Lucy/Shani 

TAGS: Queen Bottom Isayah, Bakari Goes With the Flow, Carol’s Dreams Come True, Asani is a Bitch Bottom, Hiroki is Stupid in Love, Lucy Makes Zuberi Say Uncle, Lucy Makes Malachi Cry, Luca Loves Everyone, Bis Doesn’t Know How Bodies Work But Lucy Does, Lucy Makes Jean Cry, Lucy is Soft for Sam, Lucy Robs the Retirement Home, Lucy and Sai Get Freaky, Olivie Wasn’t Ready for Lucy, Lucy is Alpha Wife, Jaque Doesn’t Know What Fucking Hit Her, Lucy and Nassor: When the Student Becomes the Teacher, Shani Gets Destroyed 

[[ Hoooof ok!! facts x 5i think i’m gonna,,, not do multiples after this tho haha1. Luxiel’s wings weren’t for flying. They’re mostly decoration. They’re also a gift. One that was taken away from him after the whole “1000 years of chaos”  thing. They’re currently somewhere,,, a little dangerous to retrieve.

2. His original form was as tall as a two story home, even if he did often come down to human size. He’s one of the only elder gods to do that at all.

3. He had trouble creating anything when he was first born, and spent most of his time admiring other creations.

4. Luxiel created gemstones by crying into the earth while his brother wasn’t done forming it yet. It would take centuries for him to realize that’s what made them.

What picture arises before your eyes when you imagine a mushroom trekking? Summer or autumn, shortly after the rain, you bend down with a knife to tear off a red chanterelle or a solemn white mushroom, then you make a halt and look around the forest with some sense of dignity. But when Ivakir was picking mushrooms, a completely different picture was revealed: a dark forest, dark roots that resemble giant black snakes, and the complete absence of bright light and color.

The witch kicked the head of a poisonous mushroom and moved on. Those mushrooms, which she needed, for some reason didn't grow outside this forest. She bent over another mushroom and looked at it. The colors were dull, almost black and white, like her bright dress and bracelets, like everything else in the forest. The witch bit off a piece of mushroom, chewed, and then immediately spat out. Bitterly. Exactly what she needed. Such a mushroom could be found in an ordinary forest, but for some reason the effect of local mushrooms was much stronger.

Iv poorly understood what this forest was and why such strange plants grew in this forest. Many times, she tried to find out where she was, but all the mobile devices and laptops she brought here refused to work. Technique acted like crazy. And then, when it was returned to the normal world, it was possible to find strange files on mobile phones. Or they didn't turn on at all. Flora and fauna didn't tell her much. Animals, to be more precise, she almost never met them. The forest suspiciously resembled the one in which she was lost when she was a little girl.

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     Well, doesn’t seem like luck was in either of their favors today, huh? The elevator’s abrupt halt had Samantha grasping onto the railings of their metal contraption, clutching it with her surprise and making a sound similar to a startled animal. Thankfully, the man sharing the elevator -- who, when she got a better look at, looked a bit familiar -- seemed too focused on himself to really catch the embarrassing noise. And while that didn’t immediately quell the spike of anxiousness she felt beneath her nerves... it at least had her conscious enough to realize someone was in there with her, and that a shared experience was ultimately much better than being stuck in an elevator alone. 

    She does notice the slightly labored, habitual breathing, however. And she does notice his white-knuckled grip on the railing. It has gradual concern rising in her throat, and before she could reel it in enough to consider he might want to be left alone, it’s tumbling out of her mouth. 

     Well. Damn Isayah for moving, and damn Lucy for not following through with finding out where he lives yet. It somehow just hadn’t fell into schedule, and the nights that drawled on into empty bottles and half-baked conversations from two people who just didn’t care about each other -- it was hard to remember she wanted to do something by the end of it. 

    It’s easy to remember Isayah’s number, though. Dialing it so often to send a stupid text she knows he won’t always answer to. She’d hope, at least for her face’s sake , he’d listen to her this once. 

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Lucy and Isayah:

Name: Lyle [i mean “Runner” isn’t Isayah’s real last name and “Asha” technically isn’t Lucy’s real last name BUT PBTBT we gonna leave this blank....]

Gender: Male. He/His

General Appearance: Tall as shit. Isayah has tol genes, and so does fuckin Lucy, so of course their kid is just gonna be a fucking TREE. A sort of mixture of both of their features; Lucy’s eye shape, Isayah’s brows (and nose???? im yellin i tried my best dfjfgjkh). Surprisingly enough, Isayah’s and Lucy’s eye color as p close together, so I think Lyle would just end up having these stunning amber-orangey eyes...... You know I had to add the LIPS too. Their kid is unsurprisingly beautiful and I hate it, I HATE IT.

Personality: Quiet, reserved. Kinda exasperated with his Mom’s shenanigans, but I think the kid looks meaner than he actually is gfjkghjgh. Lowkey v caring,,,,, will cover you with a blankey if you fall asleep lookin cold cliche,,,,, NOT a pushover by any means. A little stubborn. May have inherited Lucy’s clean-freak habits. Also has a classic stank face. MIGHT sometimes partake in Lucy shenanigans if it’s harmless and unproblematic. 

Special Talents: He’s like Dr. Doolittle. Dunno how but animals kinda just gravitate towards him.

Who they like better: djkffgkjghjkfhjhj Isayah and Lucy are both p shit parents so its hard to choose fjkgfjkhgkjgh. Maybe Isayah cuz Lucy annoying dfkjgkjghd

Who they take after more: Isayah??? But also there’s definitely a lotta Lucy in there. 

Personal Head canon: 1) He was always mistaken for being older than he was growing up due to the height; boy was 13 and people thought he was 18. 2) Lucy always tells him his face is gonna get frozen like that if he keep mean-mugging and “that’s exactly what happened to your father” and when Lyle was growing up he was gullible enough to think it was true for awhile. 3) Sometimes he puts in headphones and pretends he’s listening to music just so you can’t talk to him and it’s terrible. 4) He has p terrible fashion: wears those ugly ass chains for his wallet, actually shops at walmart, buys the same ten shirts. 5) May have a beastie form as well,,,,, since u said it’s p hereditary,,,,,, but ill cry. 6) He’s always looking into the fuckin camera when his Mom makes a stupid joke

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