#mirandaaaaa

Commander Shepard uncovered the truth.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS FOR HOW HARD I’M FLAILING RIGHT NOW.

the first time was when i was like 5 with Miranda in the church bathroom (why did we always play in there? i mean, basically all we did was climb all over the handicap stall) and my family had come in two cars (my dad had to come earlier than the rest of us) and each thought I was with the other when they left

and then I got left behind at the grocery store with my mom. she sent me for some cereal and then she forgot about me, checked out, and went outside before remembering "oh hey, I have a daughter" and coming back for me. i was like, 7

this happened again a few years later except this time she sent me after bread

and then I got left behind again when we went to a restaurant after going to my grandma's church and I went to the bathroom afterwards. I came out and our table was empty so I went out into the parking lot thinking that they were waiting for me but nope, no familiar car so I got ready to go inside and ask to use someone's phone (this was before I got mine) when they pulled back into parking lot.  apparently they got about two miles down the road before my sister was like "hey isn't there supposed to be a sister beside me" and they turned around. my mother thought it was sooooooo funny but at least there was a nice old lady in the bathroom who complimented my skirt

thank you old lady

but seriously I think my parents are trying to get rid of me

they haven't done this to my brothers or sister and I am the troublesome child