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I AM A SPOOKY SEASON! BUT NAH, WE WEIRD MONSTERS KINDA FOLLOW THE BUFFY RULE ON THIS ONE: YOU REGULAR BEASTS OF MEAT AND FLESH CAN HAVE YOUR DAY IN THE NIGHT WHILE WE KICK BACK AND CHUG DOWN ALL YOU CAN CONSUME GALAXY TACOS AND INFINITE WELL MARGARITAS SALTED WITH THE DISTILLED FROZEN AGONY OF THE DEAD!

THAT ISN'T TO SAY WE DON'T SET UP PAY PER VIEW AT DREAD CARCOSA AND "REWARD" THE BEST (AND LEAST EFFORTFUL) COSTUMES WITH """"SURPRISE GIFTS"""" LATER IN THE YEAR! IT'S A GREAT WAY TO LAZILY PICK OUT THOSE RIPE FOR THE HARVEST FROM THOSE WHO NEED MORE GROWIN' TIME!

SO BEHAVE YOURSELVES ON THOSE SPOOKY NIGHT WALKS, KIDS, BECAUSE IT AIN'T SANTA THAT'S WATCHING - IT'S US!! AND, OF COURSE, ME.

YOUR OL' PAL BILL LOVES A GOOD TOILET PAPER OR HOUSE EGGING THOUGH, SO FEEL FREE TO GO WILD WITH THOSE!! ESPECIALLY ON THE HOUSE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD ANTI-FUN LEAGUE MEMBER! YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. THE ONE THAT PUTS TOOTHBRUSHES IN THE CANDY AND PRIMLY CHECKS FOR SKIRT LENGTH AND HAIR NEATNESS. THAT ONE.

1. Start By Figuring Out Why You Want A Romantic Relationship With That Person In The First Place

2. Give Yourself Permission To Be Sad About It 

3. Get Back Out There

4. Get Clear On What “The One” Really Is For You

5. Reflect Back On Your Interactions And Take Notes For The Future 

6. Get Acquainted With Your Person's Good And Bad Sides

7. Take Pride In Your Capacity To Love

Friday:) A Busy Better Late Than Never Awesome Day and My Firemen

“Sometimes I wish there were hours in the day so I could have even more fun.”

~Toni Armenta Andrukaitis

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Wow! Such a fun busy day, and too much to fit into one post, so I’ll save some for later. My day had absolutely no plans on my calendar. I totally forgot that my phone was on silent after I went to Adoration Thursday, so I hadn’t seen the text from Sherri asking if I…