Variety show turns into chaos? P1— A roast battle that deserves a Grammy🍥!
Variety Show chaos; Enhypen.
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Content advisory; A fictional gg, roasting, violence (throwing pillows), argument
★Èloise note: this is just a really funny, silly and chaotic piece of writing. If you don't like it you either scroll past it or block me— the choice is yours bbg!🙃 Apart from that, enjoy!!
🍡 Kisskode x ENHYPEN: Variety Show appearance!
They members of each entered the place in orderly fashion. Calm and composed— nothing like the chaos they were about to create. Taking their seats in the variety chairs, they waited patiently for the host to start the intro.
Host: Today we have Kisskode and ENHYPEN together for the first time
Honoka leans forward like a predator, looking at Niki like shes reading his deepest secrets written in the most secure and secretive diary.
Ni‑ki catches her gaze and gulps, unsure why he's looking at him so intensely “…Hi?”
Honoka: you look like you skipped sleep AND common sense
He shoots his hands up and makes that one gesture you do when you've been accused of sm “ WHAT DID I DO?!”
Leah: this is better than Netflix
Yeonah: nah, let her cook
[Ni‑ki tries to defend himself]
Ni‑ki: I didn’t even say anything
Ni‑ki: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Honoka: your silence is loud
ENHYPEN just sit there, unable to know what do. Should they stand up for their maknae? Noo, this was much too entertaining. He should just leave him and see what happens.
Honoka: I contain multitudes
The host finally tries to break them apart and tries to change the subject.
“ Niki-ah, you're really young!”
Ni‑ki: I’m actually very mature for my age
Honoka: you look like you argue with NPCs in video games
The room explodes with screams of the kisskode members. And Enhypen jaws drop. She only looks like an innocent little angel at first glance. Well guess that's why you should never judge a book by its cover!
Ni‑ki: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ON CAMERA
Honoka: because it’s true
Leah tries to hold in her laughter— she shouldn't be laughing at her senior get roasted by her maknae. But it's funny. Really funny.
Leah: HAHHAHAHAHAH!! LMFAOOOO
Mei: Leah stop— you're laugh is contagious!
Mei: * Hits the my mom is kinda homeless ahh face and takes deep breath but the universe hates her and she falls back dying of laughter*🙃
After the sudden attack of Ijibolitis Mei is now taking deep breath like she's doing meditation.
Ni‑ki: I’m being bullied on live TV
That was the last straw. Niki launches a pillow at Honoka while shouting “ENOUGH !!” like a madman.
Honoka: *catches it mid‑air like a ninja*
Heeseung: “SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!”
Host: let’s move on to the next segment
Brielle: no bring it back
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