#mini hen

Translation trying to keep the wordplay (wordplays bolded)

各・略る　町 田んぼの田 タダ飯　飯 食当たり　残念！ 観念！何にも不可解

‘Men-’, mensuration and administration Cultivation of rice in a field is free food for me! I got food poisoning, sucks for me! Idea for me! I don’t get any of it.

あと、くっ付く角 アかイかウ選ぶ 解らない　でも分かる 左側　変

Then, I attach a ‘-stand’ I choose from ‘th-’ and ‘att-’ and  ‘-t-nd’ [1] I don’t understand, but I know The left side of it is strange

ミニ偏

Mini left-side radical…

読めない　言葉が 押し寄せて来る！来る！ 見えない　事から 価値　吸い取られてる 言った　才　また来る！ イ　口　耳

Words I can’t say I know are coming in fast, they’re coming! From what I can’t see I inhale deeply its expense Words I say are coming again ‘In-,’ ‘deep-’ and ‘ex-’

段々　頭　頭 逆さまに成っている

Gradually my head, my head it’s turning upside down

マットな怨念 ハットな本音 伝えている筈 なのに変　ミニ偏

A matte grudge, A hat intent, It should be pretty clear, but it’s strange, mini left-side radical

マットな混線 ハットな文面 至り　足りない 何か変　ミニ偏

A matte confusion, A hat text of a letter At its height, it’s not enough! Something’s strange, mini left-side radical 

糸三　糸三 イとイ　ミニ偏 少し変

‘-sion’, ‘con-‘, ‘-sion’, ‘con-‘ ‘Some-’ and ‘rad-’, mini left-side radical It’s a little strange

口・吟味に　場に 土　垢に蟹　蟹 成れない　者から 価値　吸い取られてる 解らない虫 イ　口　耳

‘In-, investigation, on the ground Ground, underground, is a crab, a crab From people who can’t make it, I inhale deeply its expense This creature is absolutely unknown to me ‘In-,’ ‘deep-’ and ‘ex-’

また　頭　頭 逆さまに書いている

Again, my head, my head is being written upside down

マットな怨念 ハットな本音 伝えている筈 なのに変　ミニ偏

A matte grudge, A hat intent, It should be pretty clear, but it’s strange, mini left-side radical

マットな混線 ハットな文面 至り　足りない 何か変　ミニ偏

A matte confusion, A hat text of a letter At its height, it’s not enough! Something’s strange, mini left-side radical 

糸三　糸三 イとイ　ミニ偏

‘-sion’, ‘con-‘, ‘-sion’, ‘con-‘ ‘Some-’ and ‘rad-’, mini left-side radical

何処かで 見落とされて見てる 伝たわらぬ偏　ミニ偏

Overlooked somewhere and watching is a left-side radical that’s not getting through, mini left-side radical

マットな混線 ハットな文面 至り　足りない 何か変　ミニ偏

A matte confusion, A hat text of a letter At its height, it’s not enough! Something’s strange, mini left-side radical 

糸三　糸三 イとイ　ミニ偏

‘-sion’, ‘con-‘, ‘-sion’, ‘con-‘ ‘Some-’ and ‘rad-’, mini left-side radical

少し変

It’s a little strange

ミニ偏

Mini left-side radical

大分変

It’s very strange!

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Literal translation (the radicals are translated as their literal meanings):

'Each', measure and in towns The paddies in the rice fields is free cooked rice, sure is! I got food poisoning, too bad! I got an idea! I don’t get any of it.

Then I attach a horn I choose from 'a' and 'person' and 'h_rn' [1] I don’t get it, but I do know The left side of it is strange

Mini left-side radical…

Words I can’t read are surging in, they’re coming! I suck up value from what I can’t see The talent I spoke of is coming again! People, mouth and ears

Gradually my head, my head it’s turning upside down

A matte grudge, A hat intent, It should be pretty clear, but it’s strange, mini left-side radical

A matte confusion, A hat text of a letter At its height, it’s not enough! Something’s strange, mini left-side radical 

Thread, water, thread, water [2] Person and person, mini left-side radical

It’s a little strange

'Mouth', in review, in this place, In the earth, in the filth, there's a crab, a crab I suck up value from people who can't make it A bug I don't know People, mouth and ears

Again, my head, my head is being written upside down

A matte grudge, A hat intent, It should be pretty clear, but it’s strange, mini left-side radical

A matte confusion, A hat text of a letter At its height, it’s not enough! Something’s strange, mini left-side radical 

Thread, water, thread, water [2] Person and person, mini left-side radical

Overlooked somewhere and watching is a left-side radical that’s not getting through, mini left-side radical

A matte confusion, A hat text of a letter At its height, it’s not enough! Something’s strange, mini left-side radical 

Thread, water, thread, water [2] Person and person, mini left-side radical

It’s a little strange

Mini left-side radical

It’s very strange!

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Notes:

[1] - The way the words are broken in both translations (where relevant) also matches how they're split in the video. This is most relevant in アかイかウ選ぶ, where ウ is a result of cutting 角 to look like it, but not resulting in any recognisable kanji. I tried to reflect this by omitting some letters in the word that 角 would have been translated to.