The Qing Jing trio but they're dating. Somewhat. At least BingFan are. Ning Yingying has a queerplatonic thing going on with both of them.

Like for some reason BingFan are co-head disciples and constantly trying to one up each other (in a very homoerotic way mind you). NYY feels left out so she secretly takes lessons from LQG so she could be on par with both of them.

This leads to her cultivation significantly improving and she can even topple MF over in a sparing match. LBH of course tries to give a backhanded remark before promptly getting thrown to the ground by NYY too.

Eventually when the Conference arrives and NYY actually gets selected too. All three go together and when the canon event happens, MF tries to pull LBH up but falters. They both end up falling in and NYY tries to pull them both up but ends up falling in too.

SQQ is panicking because "ohhhh fuck oh fuck. Ning Yingying and Ming Fan are going to die there. Of course LBh will be fine, but those two?"

Anyway he goes back to Qing Jing and does his whole mourning thing, and then all three come out and take over the demon realm.

SQH is the first to find out and was like "What... What the fuck?! That's not supposed to happen?!"

Eventually they go to Qing Jing and give SQQ the scare of a lifetime. Soon he gets used to it because aww his little ducklings are back 🥹

Just ignore that now all three can bring fear into a demon's heart. They're just his little babies. It's so unfortunate that he missed Ning Yingying and Luo Binghe's marriage :(

Them at their wedding night and they're getting undressed and LBH finishes first. And NYY and MF just pause and go "absolutely fucking not 😨🤝😥". And they postpone it until someone says they could just top LBH and they go "wait..." "Oh yeah." Luo Binghe is quite happy with the arrangement.

NYY and LBH teaming up against MF to torment him and his poor bi sensibilities. He's trying to escape but they both have him sandwiched between them while sweetly calling him "shixiong". MF not dealing with it well.

NYY and MF naturally flanking LBH whenever they go anywhere together because they had to stay in that formation while in the abyss so often that it's been ingrained into their subconscious. And LBH feeling incomplete if either one isn't there at his side.

NYY and LBH arguing (jokingly) about who would be the "wife" in their trio. NYY insists because she's the only girl that she's the official wife. LBH retorts that he's the homemaker so he is the wife. MF doesn't join the argument, but he is usually dragged into them to pick. He picks neither and hides until they stop pouting.

LBH being the resident cook and MF being the one to always make the tea. NYY is quite spoiled by them, but usually insists on cleaning so she doesn't feel useless.

Some demon asking LBH who's his primary spouse/empress and who's the secondary spouse/concubine and with a straight face LBH says "No, I'm the concubine." And then leaves without explaining himself.

LBH brings dead beasts as gifts for NYY and MF. Usually to cook them dinner or make something from the hide. That's to say, he got really good at sewing and most of the stuff NYY and MF wear are made by LBH. And maybe the official tailor.

MF tends to make paintings of LBH and NYY. He doesn't give the majority of them to his spouses because he doesn't think they're up to his standards. When they find the drafts drawer they have a field day seeing the moments MF thought were important enough to capture on paper. Most of them are sweet domestic moments or them fighting. MF is deeply embarrassed when he finds out they saw the drafts.