#milves

beautiful question thank you. these are actually not just my top five milves, but objectively the best five milves.

yuna hollander in heated rivalry

erin brockovich in erin brockovich

i have to speak my truth. marmee in little women (greta's version). something about the shawl idk. would give away my xmas feast if she asked me to

mrs toadflax in the brambly hedge books ("but she's a mouse" the question didn't specify human milves)

james fitzjames in the terror

It's as dense down there as the forest moon of Andor, I mean Endor.

Peggy grew up in a generation where women grew their bushes out, and Hank doesn't mind a bit of bush-wackin', I tell you what.

It's International Women's Day, which means I've been doing this for two years now. I wanted to commemorate this day with something big, and it doesn't get much bigger than the wife of God. That's right, capital G God. Bet you didn't know He was married.

There's a reason for that. According to the Bible, He forbade the worship of her, so she's really more of an ex-wife. The divorce must have been messy.

Obviously, a goddess can do what she wants with her underworld, but people generally imagine deities looking like themselves, meaning Asherah probably cleared any hair from down there like her husbands followers felled her sacred groves.

1950s women didn't really shave their pubes much. 1950s lesbians shaved even less.

She's way too hard on the sad girl shit to even think about making choices down there.

Tricky one. Regardless, the pussy must be immaculate if Gary stays with her through all of the antichrist stuff.

I'm leaning towards bald. I'm just not getting a bush vibe.

A full shave wasn't common practice in the 1950s (and still isn't in most Asian countries), but women had started to trim around the edges as lingerie and swimwear gradually got skimpier (though the teeny bikinis of the '60s were still scandalous at this point). A proper lady like Princess Patt would clip the edge of her hedge as deftly as she clips Pin across the posterior.