I’m just old enough to remember personal ads in the back of the newspaper but too young to have placed any, and that feels like a tragic lost opportunity for me. Short format, no pictures, just “here’s my pitch for fun, love, community or all of the above”:
Are you a rugby butch with patience to spare for a tomboy femme with new-fan questions? Let me buy you a pint for your wisdom!
You have a vegetable garden, I like to cook. Play-date in the kitchen?
Motorcycle-curious fat femme seeks experienced dyke on bike - take me on my first ride, please? Doesn’t have to be a double entendre unless you’re into it
CRITTERS: chubby queer Jester looking for Thursday night watch parties with Beau and Yasha types, oh hey I have five more words left, doodoodoopydoooo DONUTS
Too tired to play coy; if you like a girl who jiggles when you fuck her, hit me up.
