#mihangry

exhibit A:

“Akashi, congratulations on winning! I know you probably win all the time, and you don’t think of it as anything, but…” you would avert your own gaze and look at him again… maybe do a nervous action (twiddling your thumb? rubbing your neck? rubbing your arm? twirling a strand and playing with your hair? fiddling with your clothes?) before finishing your thought. “But I think it’s something worth celebrating!”

it’s the fact that you have no idea the things you’re doing is affecting his heart that gets him outwardly flustered; the idea that he’s the only one between the two of you who knows these details about you gets him a bit flushed

he lives to have that exclusive knowledge about you

exhibit B:

you smile at him whenever he comes to you, or if you weren’t one to smile much, your aura would immediately lighten up upon seeing him and such

it really gets his gears moving because that just shows that someone out there actually sees him as a good person, who doesn’t look at him with fear or awe… but to be fair, he wouldn’t blame you if you did, considering his entire period of time when he was exhibiting his “boku” side

so when you smiled at him with no reservations the first time, he REALLY got flustered in a sense where his eyes widened, his lips parted, and his eyes drank in the sight of your face for a second before he regained his usual composure… still, he can’t exactly control the color of his slight flush on his face

but even though you’ve smiled at him without fail every single time, part of him is still surprised and caught a bit off guard that you’re that happy to have him around

result? he actually becomes someone who gets flustered quite often with you in the beginnings of the crush phase (unfortunately though, unless you have your own set of Emperor Eyes, you wouldn’t be able to notice)

when he’s having his “mini-flusters,” a usual tell-tale sign is that he’d stay still from where he is and stare at you silently before you even notice

so if you’re just chatting away and notice silence on your end, you probably don’t even have to look at him to have a general idea that he’s having a frazzled moment of his own… don’t try to look at his face though, because then he’ll catch on what you’re trying to do and continue on the conversation like nothing happened

he’ll know pretty quickly that you also have a crush on him, and when he realizes that moment, he nearly damn short-circuits into the next zone dimension to the point where you even had to wave a hand aggressively in front of his face

“Akashiiiiiiii… helloooooooo? Earth to the emperor?”

“Ah,” he would blink back into reality. “My apologies, I didn’t mean to space out.”

“What were you thinking about anyways?”

and he would give that smile before he would say, “Nothing much.”

when you do things for him out of the goodness of your own heart (and not expecting anything back), that also throws him off a little

when you dote on him even as friends, he feels like he’s truly loved and cared for (this poor guy really got neglected in his childhood, could you blame him?)

and usually, he’s the one who needs to take care of everyone else, always being in a position of leadership

“Sheesh, you needa take care of yourself too!”

“Pardon?”

“You’re always doing way too much to make sure everything runs smoothly, and everyone isn’t having any issues, but have you ever thought to take care of your own needs?”

“Of course, adequate nutrition and rest are essential in playing optimal games.”

“No, no!” you insist. “Your mental needs! Your emotional needs—like, I can’t put it into words… erm… someone’s also gotta look out for you too, in case you’re struggling and need help sometimes… uh, maybe I can be that person for you? If you want that is—I don’t mean to intrude…”

that is when he knew… you were the one for him

he merely looks at you like you’re the brightest thing in the room before he softly agrees, “Yes… I suppose you’re right.”

if you also managed to figure out he has a crush on you (you must have some SERIOUS instincts and keen eyes to figure that out… or have Kuroko tell you something to know) and confessed to him out of the blue before he did

you’re going to see him visibly stiffen up and have that widened eyes and parted lips on his face while watching your every move… were you joking? did he misinterpret your words when you actually meant something as close friends?

bonus: if you happen to be the cheeky, sly person, smile wider at him after you confessed to shut the poor man’s brain down into oblivion

AKASHI.EXE is starting to reboot

he’ll take a few seconds longer to break out of his stupor, but when he does, he’ll simply straighten himself before replying, “I’m glad you like me, (l/n)-san. It’s relieving to hear that you also reciprocate these feelings for me, to say the least.”

YOU.EXE shut down when he gently takes your hand into his

but after you guys get together, he won’t be as flustered as often, because 1.) he’s confident about how you and he feel about each other now and 2.) he’d come to know you so well that he would probably expect 90% of the things you throw at him

Momoi Satsuki

compliment her

no, really

Momoi’s hard work was never appreciated enough even back in Teiko

but she never really minded/cared(?) because her mindset has always been about doing something for the sake of the team and doing what she’s good at to help out

she’s been sorting out her feelings with Kuroko, finally realizing that she wasn’t truly in love with him, but more so in love with the idea of someone who saw her more than just for her body—in love with the idea of someone with unconventional priorities and mannerisms rather than the predictable, surface-level things she’s seen in most people

but with you? something else tickled differently in her heart when you’re near

she thought she knew what love was, but it turns out, you gave her a whole new mystery to solve all over again—what was this funny feeling she always gets with you? is it “real” this time? what if you were just another Kuroko—a good friend with a perspective on life that differed a bit from hers?

but when you told her one day how much you admire and appreciate the amount of work she puts into basketball and the irreplaceable skillset she had that was essential to Touou’s victories

she flushed the brightest cherry red

“Oh… that’s…” she would easily stammer in your presence, not knowing how to take your praise gracefully. “Eh? Well—that’s—”

she would recollect herself before she would jump and tackle you for a hug in true Momoi-fashion before squealing out your name:

“(y/nnnnnnnnnn)!”

“M-Momoi—I can’t… breathe…”

honestly, she probably wouldn’t be calm if she heard it from any other person to begin with

but with you??? she’s malfunctioning—not even Aomine’s rude comments snaps her out of her daze for the rest of the day

“Oi, Satsuki, get outta my sight if you’re just gonna be in the way. Sheesh…”

“(y/n)… (y/n)…” she would sound like a broken record for a bit, holding her flushed cheeks with two hands even after Aomine gives her a tired glare out of the corner of his eyes. “(y/n) complim—… complimented me?! Ehhhhhh???”

“Shut up already—”

*unfortunately, her pink lovey-dovey aura around her only intensifies*

compliment any part of her body that no one usually does: her eyes and her hair especially

“Um… (y/n)-chan?! You’re… staring. What is it?”

“Ah, sorry,” you chuckle out a sigh with a chagrined smile. “I just find your eyes really pretty. Your lashes especially frame them so well, too. I guess I never noticed until now?”

“??!?!?!?!?!??!?!” She’s staring at you with the widest eyes (that you just complimented, by the way!) before she hesitates

“O-Oh!… Do you… really think so…?”

“Of course! Why would I say it otherwise?”

Momoi has ascended into heaven

“Momoi, how long have you had your hair like this?”

“Huh?” she stops whatever she was doing to look at you before continuing, “I’ve had long hair for as long as I remember.”

she hesitates before asking a daring question: “Does it look bad…?”

“I love your hair,” you reply candidly. “You pull this type of hair the best out of everyone I’ve met, in my opinion.”

at your words, she would unconsciously tuck some stray strands behind her hair as she (predictably) turns as pink as her hair, making the effort to looking down at her shoes or her clipboard if she had it with her

(you’re a little smug at how easily you can make her flustered… it’s a personal hobby of yours)

bonus points if you’re close to her already and you’re carding your fingers through her hair strands so casually, as if it’s second nature to you

“JFUERIG///2/½,3OR34T!!!?!?1/1” is what her mind is thinking right now

play with her hair and do loose braids with it too, and you’ll be amused to find her as stiff as a backboard, completely silent for the first time in forever

the entire GoM group and the Touou team are completely stunned when they see this shy, demure (and very quiet) side of Momoi with you for the first time

when you do anything that’s anything romantic/cheesy/tropey to her or for her sake, she’s going to paradise for a week straight, replaying everything in her mind constantly

like holding her shoulder to guide her away from people in the crowd… buying her something to eat/drink when you also go to the convenience store/vending machine to get something for yourself… buy her a hair clip or two, maybe earrings… invite her to go to places that could potentially be considered date locations (Momoi would eat this up to no end and potentially overthink and overheat)…

say a pickup line on her (genuine or to tease her, it’s up to you), and she’ll faint on the spot (refer to her fainting on Kise after meeting the adorable Nigou for the first time)

bonus: Kuroko plays wingman to get you two together… Aomine might reluctantly help after a while seeing you two “hanging out way too much”

Aomine Daiki

Aomine and Momoi are two peas in a pod, whether he’d like to admit it or not

and that would include having one similar way of being flustered

compliment his basketball skills in any way or form but sound super earnest about it

he normally wouldn’t care about the admiration and praises… because he’s always been in the spotlight as the ace of Teiko and ace of Touou

but you’re his crush, and he’s still a regular teen who wants to be noticed (!!)

he wouldn’t be obvious in being flustered, but it’ll definitely catch him off guard

“Tch, it’s nothing… really,” he would sigh while averting his gaze

wanna take flustering him a step further? start learning basketball because you want to also come to love the sport like he does (but don’t tell him this! have him accidentally discover you trying to learn how to shoot before you explain why you got inspired to start)

already know how to play basketball? even better—when he sees you adopting a playing style like his while he passed by a court one day, his jaw drops and his face feels an unfamiliar flush on his cheeks

“Huh? Ain’t that…” he stops in his tracks to squint a bit at your familiar figure. “(y/n)? What’re they doing here?”

he stares at you unabashedly before you notice an intense gaze and turn towards him, holding the ball under one arm

“Aomine-kun!” you would always call out to him, waving your arm enthusiastically to get him to come by

when he lazily walks by and asks what you were even doing, you look at him like he was the dumbest person in the world

“Um… basketball? What else would I be doing?”

you further explained yourself why you were on the courts today, and all the while, Aomine would bring a hand to his neck, turning his neck and face to the side

how could he look at you when he could feel his face getting so warm and his neck sweaty?

you were grinning at his uncharacteristically boyish side, no question about that

he would probably demand in a roundabout way to teach you because “it hurts my eyes to see you suck this much,” but we all know his eyes are getting a real treat outta seeing you playing the sport he loves to death

the third type of fluster he has is the MORTIFIED type, a rare one that would probably never happen under normal circumstances

emphasis on normal, btw

but him having a crush on anyone isn’t normal to begin with, so to be honest, anything’s fair game…

imagine that he’s coming to the gym for practice, yet once again, peeved that one of the Touou members had something to do with his missing “dirty magazines”

until he notices you. holding one of his magazines. in your hands. TURNING EVERY PAGE TO CURIOUSLY LOOK…

he has never run faster in his entire life to snatch that flimsy booklet out of your hands

his speed right then and there really puts his agility on the courts in official matches to shame (Wakamatsu is probably pissing his pants trying not to laugh as we speak)

does he care if any other normal person saw his collection? No

in fact, he even shamelessly flaunts that fact

but with you… he wants to look good in front of you, make that good “first impression” so to speak, but his hopes are as good as dashed as soon as he sees you staring at “Horikita Mai-chan’s”—

“Wha—What the hell are you doing?!!” he yells quite unceremoniously at no one in particular, snatching the magazine and hiding it behind his back. “And you!!” he turns to you, clearly not his usual collected self. “Why the hell are you here?!”

“Oh,” you merely blink. “I was just here because your teammates told me you’d be more willing to practice if I was here, so I came. That was yours?”

Aomine has no chance to either deny or confirm, because Imayoshi—right on cue—hauls out a portable basketball locker (y’know, those metal baskets with wheels) FILLED with what Aomine recognizes as his entire collection

and Imayoshi casually hands you another volume like he’s giving you his homework—

Imayoshi may probably need to sleep with his eyes actually open from then on if he ever had the balls to try this on the ace of Touou, but if you reassure Aomine… maybe the captain can survive—maybe

who’s gonna tell Aomine that Wakamatsu and Momoi also played a huge part in getting their hands on his entire collection?

if it was just one magazine, Aomine can recover rather quickly, but if Imayoshi pulled up the latter situation, I don’t think he would ever have the courage to face you alone again unless you somehow reassure him that his… interesting collection didn’t deter you from seeing him in a “lesser light” at all

“Aomine, I don’t think your porn collection is something to be ashamed of, although… I’m a bit concerned how easily your teammates got a hold on them. You oughtta learn how to store them properly.”

he’s comically gaping at you, his face terribly red and he has NO IDEA how to begin

yeah, he had imagined dozens of ways that he can talk to you privately and be cool and suave

NONE OF THEM were close to the actual scenario currently at hand

he’d probably try to pass off like the entire incident wasn’t a big deal, scoffing and clicking his tongue while turning his face away, hands in his pockets

but you knew better, and it was obvious that this man before you had his tongue twisted, becoming putty in your presence

if you laugh/chuckle with that sparkle in your eyes at him right there and then, he’s also going to malfunction and potentially never recover

how can you be this cute??

Kise is a fellow ESFP personality, so he’s exactly you, except… more extroverted

I won’t explain much about the MBTI, because you two share the exact same personality traits in theory other than that one letter difference

this isn’t a problem since you’re able to match his energy a lot due to your sociableness and how easily you hang out with your friends

when he finds out you love to shop and have a stylish eye for fashion, he is OVER THE MOON and hooting around like a monkey

*cue him pestering you a lot for your opinion on current fashion trends regarding his model work*

if you’re 100% down, he’d totally suggest dates where he would try to pick out clothes to style you and you do the same for him, and then it’s just this whole chaotic mess where both of you are laughing in the sales section because of one dumb joke one of you said

Kise wouldn’t hesitate to introduce you into his own circle of friends a.k.a his teammates, since he knows how they’re all mostly introverts and can vibe with you much better

and since you’re so sociable and friendly too, everything just clicks, and Kise feels better knowing that you wouldn’t feel as lonely because he’d always be off to modelling work or practicing

but you also don’t mind this, because whenever Kise is busy, that’s the time when you get to have all the alone time to yourself

headcanon: he first started gaining respect learning about your writing hobby… however, he only started calling you with “-cchi” after you sassed the hell out of someone for trying to pick on a close friend of yours

he’s forever whipped

you definitely make up for his… unfriendliness with strangers, and while you’re merely conversing with them, you can definitely hear his unfiltered opinions through all the petty mumbling

things might backfire when some of the things he says makes you crack up out of nowhere and the person in front of you is just utterly confused… and then you have to sincerely apologize for your outburst

and every single time, you have to scold this guy to cut it out LOL

“Ryōta! Keep your mouth shut, I swear—!”

“But (y/n)-cchi!! I’m not wrong, am I?! I just know that hairdresser did him dirty!”

“It’s rude! Don’t say that about Midorima!”

“But you’re trying not to laugh!!”

“I’M NOT.”

“And why is my name being brought up between the two of you?” Midorima may have tuned into your conversation, but can anyone blame him when both of you were as loud as rockets?

see, being paired up with Kise is not good for your tendency to be loud, ESPECIALLY, I repeat, ESPECIALLY, when Hayakawa is nearby

Kasamatsu just… groans, that’s all he does, and now he has your own volume to deal with too

but in the public setting, Kise is still tactful, so especially in store retailers, when he senses you about to yap your mouth, he slaps his own hands over it, trying to shush a confused you

“Sh-SHHHH! (y/n)-cchi…! We’re in public, remember?!”

since you’re normally patient, you easily put up with Kise’s… entire being LOL

and when your patience runs very thin (either with him or someone else), Kise would immediately sense it and either stop his behavior and back off or glare off the person who’s making you ticked off

he’s... a little concerned that you’re gullible, and since his own teammate Kobori is just as naive and gullible, he’s very familiar with this personality trait and its repercussions

Kise does get a tad bit annoyed when you easily believe what people tell you and even more pissed at the people spreading false information in the first place, and he’s always telling you with a serious tone:

“(y/n)-cchi, you can’t just believe everyone at face value. You have to take things with a grain of salt and keep a skeptical mind until you see things with your own eyes.”

Kise doesn’t use his serious/blunt side with you frequently, unless you’re about to do something irrational, whether having a gullible or stubborn moment

Kise won’t understand your stress for school ngl, because he’s pretty neglectful of his own studies

he’d probably tell you that a bad grade or a missing assignment isn’t the end of the world or something like that, and you’d probably get pretty ticked off

Kise would have to learn that some people have different priorities, and when you tell him that you being stressed over school is the same as him losing a game, everything just clicks and he suddenly gets you

he thanks all the deities up in the sky when he learns that you’re not picky about where you want to eat and what to eat, and you easily pick things from the menu, scarf it all down, and ask for new recommendations // it’s quite refreshing to see someone not care about how much/what they eat because… y’know, he’s working in the modelling industry

he’s up-to-date with all the latest games and series, and he even plays a few console games himself, so he’d be super eager to introduce you to his own guilty pleasure of gaming

GREAT NEWS! this guy eats physical touch and serves physical touch for all 3 meals of the day

you spacing/zoning out would NEVER happen in the vicinity of Kise because he’ll ALWAYS pounce on you, swing you around, hug you, nuzzle against you, or… all of the above

he loves your hair, and he thinks it’s super unique… he INSISTS ON RECOMMENDING YOU CUTE HAIRSTYLES because he INSISTS that it’d be such a shame for such pretty hair to not be styled and adorned with accessories

he also insists on you wearing his clothes for the “oversized, boyfriend outfit” trend

he LOVES that you put effort into looking good and putting on cute outfits, and you literally stab his heart with a cupid’s arrow every time you come see him with a new look

he’s definitely going to accidentally pick up your fidgeting habit… one day, he’ll start randomly fiddling with his left earring 24/7, his fringe 24/7, or massaging his hands for no reason until one of his teammates eventually points it out

keeping up with Kise is literally a daily exercise in itself

Runner-Up Matchup!

Himuro Tatsuya

Kise is the ESFP, while Himuro is the ISFP (so there’s no need for me to explain about you two’s MBTI, because you share the exact same thing with him)

so he’s more than capable of giving you the alone time you need, because he probably needs the time alone for himself too

he’s also explicitly stated to be good at making friends and socializing, so you also get to experience the more “extroverted” world

he’s someone who just follows you wherever you go for outings and dates because he has absolutely no sense of direction, and if he wants to have ANY chance of being able to make it back home, he’s gonna stick to your side like glue

that means he really doesn’t object to going along your shopping trips and food booth taste-testings, and besides, he gets to spend time with you (and that’s all that he asks for besides a good challenge in basketball)

he’s mostly level-headed, so he balances out your weaknesses way too well (you’re talking about someone who babysits Murasakibara 24/7)

whenever you get a bit too rowdy, this man does the smoothest thing and just gently presses his index finger to your lips with the smallest “innocent” smirk, and that… usually does the job of quieting you (JUST LOOK AT HOW HE SHUSHED ALEX WHEN SHE TRIED TO SMOOCH HIM)

but then after, you’d usually say a bunch of “colorful words” out of shock and embarrassment and try to be sarcastic to deflect some of that embarrassment off, and he EASILY teases you back just as hard (and this riles you up even more… it’s an endless cycle)

“Now now, (y/n)... you do know that it’s not the first time I’ve done this to you, right?”

“BUT DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS IN FRONT OF EVER—”

“Shhhhh,” he hushes, pressing his finger against your lips again with no shame. “If you really wanted me to stop doing this, you’re going to have to watch your indoor voice.”

so whenever his teasing streak shows up, that’s where your sarcastic side kicks in the most

when he has his hard-headed and stubborn moments (especially regarding basketball), you clock some sense into him and confront him about his troubles with the patience that you have

and Himuro easily does the same for you, being the voice of reason in your irrational moments and trying to ease you in with his words and talk the issues out

he’s very capable of being manipulative and cunning, especially in the courts, so when he spots someone who’s going to take advantage of you and your gullibility, he’s immediately leading you away while giving them a knowing look that spells out, “leave now :)”

on the flip side, he’s an absolute gentlemen, always so focused on your needs and quite sweet to you, and your wee little sensitive heart is soaring to the sky with joy

so when you do stress out over school, he’s there by your side in an instant, offering to tutor you in any subject you need and giving any suggestion that would help your assignments get completed faster

ALTERNATIVE AU headcanon: what if you saw Himuro getting decked by Haizaki and you immediately dash to confront him…? chaos ensues

jokes aside, both of you are fiercely protective of each other, it’s not even funny

this may have led a small quarrel between the two of you about “who gets to protect who,” and I’m not just talking about the Haizaki incident, but in general

“What were you seriously thinking?! That was unbelievably dangerous!”

“What the hell?! Did you expect me to sit idly by while I watch you get beat up?!”

“That’s not the point! What if they hurt you?!”

“But I’m not hurt!”

“Shuuuut up,” Murasakibara would childishly say, cutting the both of you off, and suddenly, everyone in the room fears for his life despite him being the tallest in the room. “Why are you two even arguing about the same thing, anyways.” and he says it like a statement, not even a question, as if it was the most obvious thing ever

this is a demonstration of when the two of you can become quite stubborn and hard-headed

but again, this quarrel would be a one-time thing, and as soon as the both of you reluctantly concede and accept the fact that the both of you are willing to do the same thing for each other, your relationship grows stronger

stop, you two have this totally cutest thing that only both do as a couple, and this makes Murasakibara gag and Okamura cry tears of pure jealousy:

it first started as a type of teasing from Himuro, where he’d gently poke and boop your mole above the right corner of your mouth (probably another way to keep you quiet), and not wanting to be bested, you instinctively booped back Himuro’s own mole under his right eye

and then it progressively got to the point of him swooping down his head to peck your mole, and then being really smug when you try to reach his face with your lips (but failing miserably)

the man is really taking advantage of your short height LOL

or when you think he’s about to kiss you and he moves his lips to your mole at the last second, just because

and then you catch him off guard by smooching that beauty mark of his (because his head is lowered to your face at these moments)

Himuro takes complete advantage of the fact that he’s closest to Murasakibara and subtly STEALS his snacks to give them to you LOOLLL, and he knows fully well that Murasakibara wouldn’t be that mad at him compared to if other people tried to steal his food (example: Haizaki)

whenever you give those throwaway comments about how you wanted to try something or whenever you agree with Murasakibara that a particular dish looks delicious… he’s cooking it that very same day, no hesitation AND HE WILL LOOK FOR THE BEST RECIPE FOR YOUR TASTE BUDS

master chef only wants to satisfy his precious customer (except you pay in kisses and wholesome affection)

most of the dates involve you stopping by his house and taste-test his food LOL and sometimes you write while you stay in his house (and it adds more of that nice silence the both of you love)

Himuro takes complete advantage of his friendship with Murasakibara: the sequel — he steals Murasakibara’s hair ties occasionally and gives them to you when he notices how your hair bothers you sometimes, especially if you’re trying to concentrate on school assignments

he has a poker face, that’s very canon, but that doesn’t mean he’s incapable of expressing himself; after all, he said it himself that he just has a different way of showing emotions… so when you make a random joke that’s probably not in the right time nor place, he’d slightly turn his face away and cover it up with a hand, but if you look closely, his shoulders are shaking and he’s silently laughing SO HARD (he’s trying hard to be polite, but why the hell do you have to be so funny?!)

whenever you space/zone out, he lets you be, choosing instead to stare at your idle face and it just makes his heart go yay (that is, until you notice his intense stare and then probably say something sarcastic to get him to stop looking at you like that… but then he’d play dumb and go, “look at you like what?”)

again, when you start fiddling, he just observes you with fond amusement, but then he’d verbally say out his observations:

“Ah, (y/n), that’s the 7th time you’re toying with your rings again.”

“?!?!?!??!”

how the hell are you two the beauty couple??? literally your outfits are actual statements, and Himuro’s looks alone stun everyone (the little kids, the middle-aged women, and even Nijimura himself) into admiration