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I've got an idea while listening to operas and musicals on YouTube. What if Sylvie also loves theatre and arts just like Loki? It might not be true but I think she would love to listen to Loki talking about his interests and passions. After dealing with the Multiversal war the midgardians might introduce him to some of our plays, operas, musicals and ballets and he would end up liking them so much that he decides to bring there Sylvie from time to time on a date or date night.
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But just imagine Tony trying to introduce Thor and Loki to Midgardian technology:
Loki: BROTHER! BROTHER!
Thor: What is it Loki? It's three in the morning, is it not?
Loki: No it's midday, you are reading the time telling device in reverse, brother.
Thor: This technology! What did you want again?
Loki: Its...this thing. In the kitchen.
Thor: What is it? Is it a spider? Or a snake? I love snakes!
Loki: No, it appears to be some kind of a metal box.
Thor: Why is it bothering you then Loki?
Loki: It has the audacity to beep at me, I don't know what it wants and it's starting to seem somewhat ominous.
-Tony walks in-
Tony: What's up?
Thor: What is this strange metal box demanding from my brother Stark? EXPLAIN.
Tony: Ah. I see you have discovered the microwave. It cooks food.
-Tony presses a button and the microwave stops beeping-
Loki: How did you get it to surrender?
Tony: Well, I press this button labelled 'stop' rather than screaming at it to kneel.
Thor: See Loki, take a tip or two from stark.
Loki: Ok then Thor, what button do I press to shut YOU up?
Thor: Um, Stark how does this...microwave...make food?
Tony: You put food in. Close the door. Set the timer. And wait until it's done. It beeps, then you open the door and voila!
-Tony opens the microwave to reveal a grilled cheese sandwich-
Loki: What is this fuckery?
Thor: Dark magic!
Tony: Woah, calm down, how about you try making a sandwich? It's perfectly safe.
-Five minutes later Tony comes back to find the kitchen on fire and Thor smashing the microwave to bits with his hammer-
Tony: What the fuck happened you guys?
Thor: IT WAS LOKI'S FAULT!
Loki: WAS NOT!
Thor: He took out my cheese sandwich that I so lovingly crafted, ate it, then transformed himself into a sandwich and hid in there, because he knows I love grilled cheese sandwiches so I opened the door to get my sandwich and admire it and just as I'm about to eat it he transforms back into himself, shouts MBLREGH IT'S ME and then he BIT ME
Tony: Ok that's it I'm taking this house away from you two
Imagine Loki watching in irritation as Tony Stark and Bruce Banner discuss some scientific matter until finally, he has to intervene as their errors and mistakes are irking him to madness, growling about Midgardians and their lack of intelligence as he points out and corrects their errors.
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