#michellespenscratchz

~Not that there’s anything wrong with Rhack, but variety is the spice of life!

First orders of business:

@lackpassion who did our splash images, now has a Patreon and an Etsy freshly restocked with slasher pride. More goodies on the way!

Today’s Recs: ( 🎨 = art | ✍ = fic | 🤔 = thinks)

✍ A Song of Flynt And Sirens: Chapter 3 [NSFW] ~ @wataredis Wow, did that heat up and take a dark turn! Not what we expected less, but damn. Defo bring tissues to this party.

🎨 Kawaii Tyreen & Gothy Zephyr ~ @darkmagicdrag0n Aww! Because who doesn't want their own personal candy-print Tyreen XD?

🤔 Yvette Did Nothing Wrong & Katagawa Is Nowhere Near As Cruel As Handsome Jack ~ @scoriasoil As printed on the tin. Have a read!

✍ Familiar Path, Different Place Chapter 12, Edge of Chaos Chapter 7 ~ @raidbossmadi For your Quality Ian Malcom Whump Needs. You may never look at pink flamingos the same way again.

✍ 🎨"Star Of The Bounty Down" with SFM Illustration ~ @monday-headache I never would have thought of Scarleona as a thing, but this fic changed that. Check it out!

✍ "The Stars Align And Stuff" ~ @michellespenscratchz Fiona and Sasha verses some Hodunks. I laughed out loud at this!

🎨 Patron Saint Of Cringe ~ @brainpancollectionsite Troy + Mohawk = yes

✍ Trisagion: & Then We Were Nothing Chapter 3 ~ @dramatic-dino & @mauserfrau N S F W! Now featuring bacon, weird backstory for Mouthpiece, and the first of many Angel-based hijinks.

✍ Several Saturnine Lunchtimes At Doctor Black's Conclusion ~ @mauserfrau Also NSFW. R.I.P. Chicken Guy. We barely knew ye. Smirking Tyreen for your trouble tho? 🎨

📖 Fave book I used to read so much before starting uni and my favourite book usually was the one i was currently reading XD But one, of about a dozen, book i always enjoy re-reading is Momo by Michael Ende. It is a children’s book but it is also for adults because of the deeply philosophical, and bittersweet story and the wisdom it holds.

📝 Fave quote How to choose one???? Currently i can’t get the line “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose” out of my head. It is a line from Kris Kristofferson’s well known song Me And Bobby McGee.

☠ Something that angers you The current climate in some (internet) spaces that is centered around purity/cancel culture and black-and-white morality without any nuance or critical thinking. I’d rather not elaborate this here because I can already feel my blood pressure rising :’‘)

Not that there’s anything wrong with Rhack, but variety is the spice of life!

Well, look who's back! @wataredis brings us an all new (NSFW) chapter of The Timekeeper's Gambit proper. I know a lot of people read that fic for the dark themes-- Chapter 9, anybody? --so you will not be disappointed today! Oof, right in the heart.

@raidbossmade has been busy: new Familiar Path, Different Place and Edge of Chaos. Talk about being on a dinosaur roll. I understand there's more coming this weekend soon, so keep a look out.

@michellespenscratchz has branched out into Rhyiona with her latest, hot off the press, short. “Guess you can take the girl out of Pandora, but you can’t take Pandora out of the girl.”

@darkmagicdrag0n has once again updated A Queen With No Crown. Oh yes and now with model sheets & also this cuteness. Sweet! "OHHHHH! That's that dragon-looking thing. The one that looks like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh." I love it!

Oh and did an oops in Several Saturnine Lunchtimes At Dr. Black's (also NSFW). I wonder how that's going to pan out...?

If you’d like your fic featured on Not Rhack Wednesdays On Thursday, the only requirement is that it not be Rhack (well, and you have to ask).  Calypso Twins angst is not required, but a plus.  Give me a jingle or @ me or whatever works for you.

Not that there’s anything wrong with Rhack, but variety is the spice of life!

To start off with there are two new chapters of @raidbossmadi 's Jurassic Park poly spectacular The New Normal and they will made you laugh, cry, throw things. All the good stuff you read fanfic for!

...actually, I just realized they're all twofers this week...

Because @darkmagicdrag0n has two new installments of Queen With No Crown up here and also here. God king of Pandora? I was not aware that the waste planet head a hierarchy, even so, who would want to rule it? Well, the twins and some cool OCs, that's who.

And finally, not only does @jaymonsterthecanaryprince have something fascinating cooking here that's full of Troy-based medical content and Dr. Poppy (hearts), who called for the sequel to "Flying Blind", because here's your delicious (NSFW) Troyreen order!

We also have FANART incoming.

@michellespenscratchz did this lovely render of Troy and Wyn from @wataredis 's Gambitverse and @kingcharon also brought the Gambitverse art with Vael... followed by Vael with Troy. And my awesome splash images.

If you’d like your fic featured on Not Rhack Wednesdays On Thursday, the only requirement is that it not be Rhack (well, and you have to ask).  Calypso Twins angst is not required, but a plus.  Give me a jingle or @ me or whatever works for you.

Using Tyreen this week ‘cause I can~.  That, and I don’t have a splash image for Leda.  Anyway, it’s not finished.

So, I’ve just got this little ditty here, speaking of Leda (and Typhon and some pot and a van and a spirograph).

HOWEVER @michellespenscratchz​ has updated Tales of the Risky Venture Launch.  Three chapters of post Tales goodness now with some of the best Rhys you’ll see this side of a ‘stache.  Yes, that’s a terrible joke.  I’ll take my eyerolls.  

Also new this week, @raidbossmadi​ brings us delicious Jurassic Park UST with more The New Normal.  Oh yes.  Prepare your heartstrings for plucking

Anyway, if you’d like your fic featured on Not Rhack Wednesdays On Thursday, give me a jingle or @ me or whatever works for you.