Oct 5, 2016
you: sloppy joe
me, an intellectual: unkempt joseph
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you: sloppy joe
me, an intellectual: unkempt joseph
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YOhOHooooOo mY PAL I CONCUR WITH THE PREVIOUS PERSON WHY THE HeCK ARE YOU always asleep (or fucking ya toyboy). Why don't you just RING up obama and tell him to FIGHT me with our MASSIVE SCHLONGS until he moves the timezones. You should consider moving here in the meantime; hugs + kisses xoxo
okay THIS IS MICHAEL AND/OR CAIN OR PAUL AGAIN AND I’M CSREAMING AHHHHHHHHHHH i love you so much though
Me: *in a crowd and can't find Michael*
Me: *shouts* I SEE ARDEN AND KAT AND THEY'RE KISSING!
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE?
Me: Found him
all the numbers ending in 2 for the thingy :)
2: i’m 17
12: i was born at 10:23 am
22: i have brown e yes (boring asf)
32: current relationship status? single as a pringle
42: how long it takes me to get ready in the morning???? uh fuckkkkk probably like an hour? yeah. an hour
52: what if the last person i kissed was kissing someone else? um well i guess i’d be okay with it. no one likes me and i dunno if i like anyone (like that at least)
62: I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND ALIENS. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE *x-files music*
72: pink thing 10 ft away from me? yes. a baby blanket. not mine. my niece’s. not mine. i swear.
82: no, i dont think i have any relatives in jail?
92: yes, i’ve kissed somebody in the rain, and yeah it definitely does live up to the movie hype.
102: i am NOT a vegan or vegetarian, i really like meat (if ya know what i mean)
112: have i cut myself. um yeah.
122: dyed my hair? yes multiple times lol i dont even remember what my natural color is tbh
132: broken a mirror? yep. with my fist. don’t do it, it hurts like a bitch
142: favorite pizza topping? PEPPERONI ALWAYS.
152: my closest tumblr friend is @tofoper. he’s the worst. the worst. the absolute worst.
Whenever I see your tags and you are always mentioning Michael it just makes me so happy. You are so adorable and I love you so much/// I just wanted o tell you, you guys are cute af
he’s such a fucking dork, honestly. HE DOESN’T EVEN WAKE UP EARLY TO TALK TO ME. he’s the woooooooorst. his blog is @tofoper so go ahead and harass him about how cute we are, aND TELL HIM TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME BC HE DOESN’T.
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@blogssuchasthis hey u nerd reblog this I have something important to tell u
i hope michael saw i liked every junjou romantica post he reblogged yesterday so hes aware im laughing at him for watching it again
"Ah yes, I'll have an Americano with an extra shot, and instead of water, can you use the tears of my love?"