#michael laser

Dear michael-laser,

It passed through my leg and embedded itself somewhere in the embassy.  Eventually it wound up in a little evidence baggy.  No big deal.

Dear michael-laser,

Her name isn’t of Zheng Fa origin, so I couldn’t tell you.  It might not even be a real name, considering recent revelations.

(Original letter)

Dear Apollo,

Oh, no!

I’m not about to have a style argument with someone who wears a vest like he’s getting baby’s first photo shoot!

Dear michael-laser,

Widget speaks without thinking, so of course he’s a he.

He’ll only announce things if I’m really emphatic about something, though.  So in class there was an unidentified little voice announcing things as “boring” once in a while, but ultimately he didn’t cause any problems.

I do wear him for jogs because he makes a great mp3 player and pedometer and he’d never announce me as being sweaty because I smell like a rose 24/7.

A really sweaty rose.

………………………

-Athena Cykes

Dear Junie,

I think you should just try and be yourself.

After all, if he doesn't like you as yourself, he's probably not as "fine" a guy as he says he is.

Don't be so nervous.  I can talk you up, if you want.  Maybe tell him how you're a three times Chords of Steel Champion?  I never said I had to be yourself!

Dear michael-laser,

I could feel fate's wicked smile over me.

No matter how fast or how far you run, you cannot escape yourself.

Instead I readied myself.  If the child I once knew was to sharpen her blade, then I would be her whetstone.  Only then would she be able to cut my bonds and unleash more than either of us could have known.