#michael discotango

Remus = Michael

Sirius = Savannah

(you can switch them around; i myself have been going back and forth trying to decide which is which but i’m too lazy to change it now. but yk how there’s the running joke that Michael and Sav are dating and how Cam always encourages it? that would so happen with Sirius and Remus while James plays along. except they do end up secretly dating but before they got together they would both secretly watch ship edits of them while twirling their hair and kicking their feet)

James = Cam (you cannot convince me otherwise)

Peter = Kenny (omg I love Kenny so much)

Regulus (or Lily but i’m a Jegulus kind of gal) = Bella (Cam’s gf)

(JUST MMMMMMMM the fandom knows about him and James because he’s sometimes all James can talk about and they all find it adorable.)

Lily (or Mary) = Bryn

(Peter would 100% be the most welcoming and make the most videos with her when she first meets them just like Kenny does. Lily and Peter would just sit their happily playing Cowordle eating popcorn while watching the drama unfold between Sirius and Remus. idk but i think their friendship would be so cute)

And the others will be there as well there’s just not enough existing people to replace

someone pls write this or i will write it myself and for the sake of society, we can’t let that happen