"We avoid the two extremes [Nestorianism and Eutychianism] and following the correct median path...while uniting with humanity He came remaining what He already was, and became that which He was not. For He is both God within His nature and similarly human according to His unified nature. Whereby, as HIs humanity was God [divinized] according to His unified nature, the same was man according to His property. Likewise, the Word is immortal in its nature, and the same becomes mortal through unification; as also humanity becomes immortal through unification, and is mortal in its property. Likewise, [Christ is both] unbounded and bounded; immaterial and incarnate; created and uncreated; impassible and passible."

Before I begin, I should warn you, if you came for a comprehensive explanation about each topic, you came to the wrong place. My intention for this was to spaz and that's about it so be prepared.

The British Orthodox Church may be the biggest case of mental gymnastics out of all churches under the episcopal/high church diaspora. It is a Miaphysite Church, a theological position that claims both divine and human forms of Christ are inseparable, that, as of 2015, has become completely independent from the Coptic Pope in Alexandria and claims to be the restoration of the ancient British Church that was present in the Isles before the Pagan Saxons began their invasions. That's right: they believe that Celtic Christianity is a product OF THE COPTS OF ALEXANDRIA AND NOT ROME!

Their Primate oversees the Metropolitan of Glastonbury, a place that, if it had Apostolic Succession, it would be Anglo-Saxon as the historical city was Glestingaburg, a Germanic settlement. It could have been Glastonbury of the Gaels but no, they are indeed referencing the Southwestern English town.

They follow two rites: the Alexandrian Rite (something that would have been next to impossible to spread at this time period) and the Western Rite, a rite that wasn't fully defined until Pope St. Gregory the Great, who conceived of the Pre-Tridentine Mass/Divine Liturgy of St. Gregory the Great. The time period they are referencing is BEFORE him. Absolutely none of this adds up and, since they've become independent from the Coptic Papacy, they don't even have any possible claim to Apostolic Succession. If you have no traceable Apostolic Succession, you can't claim to be a follower of the Church established by Jesus Christ.