#mianca

@miissbiianca Milo had officially been fired.

He’d gotten the email to come in and talk to the head of the deparment, and he knew before even arriving on campus what the verdict would be. The investigation was a quiet, but therefore efficient one, and Milo knew that he couldn’t hide the truth from anyone. When it came to demonic matters, Pride University was well-equipped to provide the police with the proper tools to locate and identify location and type of rift. Milo would be a fool to try to hide the evidence because the evidence was in the magi-atmosphere by now and he...well, he was just Milo.

Plus, Milo couldn’t let Dipper take the fall. It was either one of them, or both of them and it shouldn’t be both of them. That call was an easy one.

So he’d confessed in the end to building the rift, confessed by being beguiled by the demon. Milo saw it as paying the smallest penance he could for all the hurt he had caused.

All in all, his punishment was light, if only because Bill Cipher was such a high class of demon, skilled in mind control. Milo was fired, his name seared into the Tribunal’s Book (which meant he would probably be watched from afar, no matter where he went), and the odds of him getting another professorship in England? Er, slim to none.

He didn’t fight it. He just nodded when the guillotine came down and then headed to his office to back up his things. His classes had been filled with a TA since he’d been temporarily suspended and that same TA would see his students to the end of classes.

When he heard the knock on the door, then, he was pretty sure it wasn’t him that the student was looking for. Milo looked up from the sheet of papers he had just dumped into one of his boxes. “Oh, I’m sorry, I’m not in office hour--” he stopped. Blinked.

It was… Miss Bianca Gabor. The author from all those months ago?

MIANCA

Falls asleep on the couch: they fall asleep together tbh swimming practice probably wipes them both out

Makes friends with the neighbors: bianca. milo likes to keep to himself, hence why he doesn't even have a roommate in his dorm

Is the adventurous eater: milo has to watch what he eats due to his gluten allergy so i'm gonna say bianca

Hogs the covers at night: milo. he feels bad about it though so he ends up buying extra blankets for her just in case

Forgets to do the dishes: bianca

Tries to surprise their partner more often: bianca. milo needs more action in his life and she definitely provides that

Leaves dirty laundry on the floor: milo would NEVER so bianca

Stays up til 2 AM reading: milo

Sings in the shower: MILO

Takes the selfies: bianca. BUT MILO NEVER PAYS ATTENTION SO HE ALWAYS LOOKS CONFUSED

Plans date night: milo. he wants to treat her like the queen she is

CAMNER

Falls asleep on the couch: cam

Makes friends with the neighbors: they both will because cam will drag steiner with her 

Is the adventurous eater: i'm gonna say steiner since he's already so accustomed to korean cuisine and all that. camellia can be pretty picky

Hogs the covers at night: it's kind of back and forth with them. if cam takes it, steiner will take it back. i can't imagine they get much sleep doing it lmao

Forgets to do the dishes: i don't think steiner would let either of them forget

Tries to surprise their partner more often: i wanna say cam but can steiner even get surprised HE'S SO... FLAT

Leaves dirty laundry on the floor: again i think steiner wouldn't let that happen

Stays up til 2 AM reading: steiner

Sings in the shower: cam. she's pretty decent too

Takes the selfies: cam

CAMNER

"Where are you right now? Can you walk, or are you stuck in this wheelchair for who knows how long like I am? Is she still by your side. Fuck Steiner, I miss you so much."

MIANCA

"Should... should I tell her that her swimsuit is like... completely see-through right now? Fuckfuckfuck, just think of your grandma naked or something, you idiot. Speedos are not good at hiding boners."

NIKA/FRED

"He's looking almost as pathetic as I do right now, but I have too much damn pride to be the one to come crying to him first."

FELLY/RICHARD (OUT OF LEFT FUCKING FIELD OMG)

"I've done some pretty questionable things in my years at this school, but finding myself drawn to a little baby Hufflepuff who keeps mumbling about FAIRY TALES has to be my all-time-fucking-low. Good lord."

MAL/FOXY

who holds the umbrella when it rains: milo, since he’s much taller than bianca. but sometimes he’ll space out and the umbrella ends up going one way and bianca is inevitably soaked.

who is the grumpiest in the morning: milo’s a morning person, so it’d probably be bianca.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: i think they’d be be equally worried. they both have scholarships for their respective sports, so if they’re sick/injured and can’t meet the requirements for the scholarship, it could mean trouble. plus, no one obviously likes to see their significant other in such a position.

who plays pranks on the other: i could see bianca pulling some shit on him and letting out her signiture cackle while milo pouts bc he’s a baby.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: milo would initiate the cuddling and then decide that it’s the perfect time to catch up on all his anime.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: i don’t see either of them doing it, tbh.

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: MILO. he’d feel bad about it too, obviously.

"Hi. Sorry. I'm Naked."

Milo quickly attempted to pick his jaw up off the floor and find an excuse to run away before he did something stupid. "I... I have to pee!" He practically shouted before quickly turning away and darting towards the door.

"Either you're really hot or I'm really cold."

Milo flashed Bianca a sleepy smile. "It's my Latin blood keeping you nice and toasty. We're like a giant burrito right now." He mumbled against her dark hair before nuzzling his face against hers in a cat-like manner.

"There's a Japanese legend that if you fold one thousand paper cranes, you get a wish."