#camner

“Stupid,” Cam managed to breathe out, noticing out of the corner of her eye how fast the red flashing light of her health bar was. “We talked about this happening someday,” she said the last word with a wince, the left half of her torso slowly starting to fade away.

She grabbed Steiner’s hand, her grip weak yet somehow strong, and looked up at him. “Promise me... you’ll get out of here... alive. You’re going to live a-and you’re gonna be a doctor and you’re gonna be happy, okay?” She was crying now, they both were.

MIANCA

Falls asleep on the couch: they fall asleep together tbh swimming practice probably wipes them both out

Makes friends with the neighbors: bianca. milo likes to keep to himself, hence why he doesn't even have a roommate in his dorm

Is the adventurous eater: milo has to watch what he eats due to his gluten allergy so i'm gonna say bianca

Hogs the covers at night: milo. he feels bad about it though so he ends up buying extra blankets for her just in case

Forgets to do the dishes: bianca

Tries to surprise their partner more often: bianca. milo needs more action in his life and she definitely provides that

Leaves dirty laundry on the floor: milo would NEVER so bianca

Stays up til 2 AM reading: milo

Sings in the shower: MILO

Takes the selfies: bianca. BUT MILO NEVER PAYS ATTENTION SO HE ALWAYS LOOKS CONFUSED

Plans date night: milo. he wants to treat her like the queen she is

CAMNER

Falls asleep on the couch: cam

Makes friends with the neighbors: they both will because cam will drag steiner with her 

Is the adventurous eater: i'm gonna say steiner since he's already so accustomed to korean cuisine and all that. camellia can be pretty picky

Hogs the covers at night: it's kind of back and forth with them. if cam takes it, steiner will take it back. i can't imagine they get much sleep doing it lmao

Forgets to do the dishes: i don't think steiner would let either of them forget

Tries to surprise their partner more often: i wanna say cam but can steiner even get surprised HE'S SO... FLAT

Leaves dirty laundry on the floor: again i think steiner wouldn't let that happen

Stays up til 2 AM reading: steiner

Sings in the shower: cam. she's pretty decent too

Takes the selfies: cam

CAMNER

"Where are you right now? Can you walk, or are you stuck in this wheelchair for who knows how long like I am? Is she still by your side. Fuck Steiner, I miss you so much."

MIANCA

"Should... should I tell her that her swimsuit is like... completely see-through right now? Fuckfuckfuck, just think of your grandma naked or something, you idiot. Speedos are not good at hiding boners."

NIKA/FRED

"He's looking almost as pathetic as I do right now, but I have too much damn pride to be the one to come crying to him first."

FELLY/RICHARD (OUT OF LEFT FUCKING FIELD OMG)

"I've done some pretty questionable things in my years at this school, but finding myself drawn to a little baby Hufflepuff who keeps mumbling about FAIRY TALES has to be my all-time-fucking-low. Good lord."

MAL/FOXY

"Most of all, I'm sorry I gave up on you when you never did."

Cam turned away from him to lightly dust away the tears that had formed in the corners of her eyes, before turning back to him; a sad and defeated smile on her face. "Is this you finally admitting that you never cared as much as I did?"

"Jesus Christ, don't you fucking get it? We're over."

Camellia was a little taken aback when she heard Steiner curse. Honestly, it was a little more shocking to hear that more than him breaking up with her. She could have yelled right back at him; hell, "fuck you" was just hanging at the tip of her tongue, but she stayed silent. She went to gather up her things and went out the door, standing at the stoop of her home trying to process everything.

"You took a piece of me, and I let you."

"I don't want to sleep without you." 

"It's my turn on patrol tonight," Camellia reminded Steiner as her armor flashed on. She walked over to her lover and placed a comforting hand against his cheek. "I'll be back before you know it, so get some sleep; that's an order, butthead."

"What are you wishing for?" 

"I'm wishing to get the hell out of here." She responded almost immediately, then turned towards him, taking hold of his hand and intertwining their fingers together so that their matching rings were touching. "So we can make this whole marriage thing official."

"It's dead." 

I'M GLAD U DIDN'T SEND ANGSTY STUFF it's too late for that shit my heart wouldn't be able to take it

She knew this would happen. She knew it from the moment he told her about her while they were still in SAO, but yet she still had hope that he would still choose her in the end.

What an idiot she was.

"It's okay." No, it's not fucking okay."A-And you're right, it was just a game." You said you loved me... we made a vow."I'm just glad I got to see the real you at least once." So you could spit in my face.