Lads I’m making sounds that only dogs can hear
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc tvl#sam reid#jacob anderson



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Lads I’m making sounds that only dogs can hear

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to get your partner to save you
A simple guide by napoleon solo
STEP ONE: when captured, leave your communicator open
STEP TWO: discreetly *cough* tell your captor that your very dead *cough* partner will definitely not be able to save you now
STEP THREE: watch as your partner saves you like a damsel in distress.
Napoleon: **exists**
Me, Illya, the whole dang universe:
"h hey mr solo cccould we ever kis 🥺🥺🥺"

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okay but these tags sound like some abstract poetry
"Illya! Napoleon! Don't drop the cream, we're I'm quarentine the supplies are low!" Oh my god they have airpods on. They can't hear us. Oh my god.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
General Audiences / No Archive Warnings Apply / Gen
Words: 2,088
Chapters: 1/1
Relationship: Illya Kuryakin & Napoleon Solo
Tags: Early Partnership, Pre-Friendship (it’s on the horizon), Optional Pre-Slash, aka Gen but they're not fully normal abt each other, Napoleon is a valuable asset (at slumber parties), Illya makes assumptions and contemplates an olive branch, secret skill reveal, long live the UNCLE office ladies
Summary:
Illya's freshly partnered with an American menace.
Napoleon's invited to the NYHQ Girls' Night.
Illya's ready to assume the worst.
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Brought to you by Napoleon's hair flower in the Very Important Zombie Affair and my pervasive impressions that Napoleon a) does not feel threatened in the masculinity dept and b) actually likes?? spending time?? with women?? (ft. special guest appearance by Illya's counterpart attitude towards the ladies, i.e complete disinterest 90% of the time)
Guess What??
this fic is:
my 25th fic posted to AO3*!
my 10th finished MUNCLE fic!
the first fic I've written since covid completely rotted my brain** in fall of '22***!
the first thing i've posted on tumblr in literal years!!
yaaaaaaaay :)
BONUS!!! THE [3AM] EXTENDED NOTES: