The first thing Q does is check his emails as soon as he gets into the office. Tea steamed in the cheap travel cup as he shrugged off his jacket and logged into the system. Most of the emails were stuff about buggy security systems and locked out from the building. Q then frowned when he looked at the email he received from Mallory.

You have damaged government property, do not do it again or your pay will be docked for damages. - M

Q blinked as he tried to think of what the hell that meant. Was it the car that he outfitted Alec? It was pretty nice car and he had to take it for a test drive and Q got into a fender bender [not his fault]. Q leaned back in his seat as his fingers ached for a cigarette. He twitched and scolded himself for even thinking of having one; he had been good, two months smoke free but the need still lingered. His thumb spun the ring on his ring finger as he continued to think. He actually did make an exploding pen for 009 but James, of course, stole it and almost killed the Malaysian Prime Minister, but specifics. 

“What the hell is Mallory on about?” Q wondered aloud and crossed his arms over his chest as he tried to think of what the hell his boss meant. It wasn't the car, wasn't the exploding pen...was it the computer virus that practically stopped the United States’ government security and almost leaked their secrets on Reddit that he gave to 003 on accident? ACCIDENT, his mind screamed at him because he gave 003 the wrong thumb drive for her mission. That was a nice and awkward conversation with the President of the United States. Not to mention the nice “your quartermaster is now banned from entering the United States until further notice” thing. Ah well, Q never wanted to go to the states anyway.

“Q?” his comm squawked. “James Bond is here to see you.”

Q rubbed his temples before he pushed the button to talk. “Let him in.”

James opened the door and Q could feel the smile radiate off of the older man. Q wasn't really in the mood to talk with James about this incident as all the possibilities wracked his brain to the point of almost imploding. James stood in front of his desk and Q finally had the courage to look up. Q blinked before he frowned, the sudden realization hitting him.

I am here in the YG Building. KYAHHH!!!!!!! NEVER IN MY WHOLE LIFE HAVE I IMAGINED I’LL BE HERE INSIDE THE RECORDING STUDIO OF YGENT!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?

“Are you Jiyong’s girlfriend?” Teddy asked. Jesus Christ, He’s like so much cooler in person. It’s taking all my self-control not to spazz here and just scream my lungs out to be honest.

“No. She’s dara.” Jiyong suddenly came. I awkwardly smiled to teddy which he returned.. awkwardly too.

“Jesus Christ! We were outside and this ~AWKWARD~ Aura coming from this room is too much I needed to come here! What’s wrong in this room?!” Bom suddenly came barging in with TOP behind her.

“Can you stop over reacting at everything noona?” I heard Jiyong said.

Okay, So let me get this straight. I’m Sandara Park, But I’ll really appreciate if you just call me Dara. This girl being lovey dovey with Top is my Bestfriend, Bom. And well, Let’s just say we are just normal people when she suddenly became a trainee of YGENT and she became a girlfriend of BIGBANG’s Top.

And I am here, Awkwardly sitting in here. Who was suddenly asked if I’m Jiyong’s Girlfriend. DO YOU HEAR ME? JIYONG, KWON JIYONG. G-DRAGON OF BIGBANG. 

“Can you two get a room?” Teddy said while looking disgustingly at Bom and Top who’s kissing right now.. In front of us.

“You’re just jealous because you don’t have a girlfriend hyung.” Top boastingly said.

“Will you two get out or do you want me to kick you both out?” Teddy said. Ohh, He’s pretty scary.

“Okay, Okay. We’ll go out. But you really need a girlfriend soon.” Top said before him and bom runs out of the room

Okayyyy. It’s my first time here and Bom’s ignoring me. I mean, She’s not even concern about me! It’s my first time actually going here inside. First time going to YGENT and here I am sitting beside the almighty G-dragon of Bigbang. Can you even believe that? Did I save the whole world in my past life?

From: Park Bom Message:

Darong! I’ll be going in my apartment with top. I’m sorry!! I promise to tour you in YGENT next time! Please don’t go to my apartment. You might see something you should not. Love u xx

Did I just read this right!?!! Seriously! Why is she my bestffriend again?! How can she just leave me alone here in this awkward atmosphere? And now what? She just texted me that she’ll be going with top in her apartment and I cant go there because I might… Okay, I should erase those thoughts. I should not imagine something like that. That’s like so ew.

“Uhm.. I’ll be going now.” I awkward declared in this awkward room.

“Oh. Why? Stay here with Jiyong for awhile. I just need to go to Hyunsuk hyung.” Teddy suddenly said and left… WHAT WHAT WHAT WAIT. I’M ALONE HERE WITH MISTER KWON JIYONG.

“uhm. I need to go..” I mumbled.

Jiyong then looked at me like I’m some child looking for her mom.

“Are you not gonna wait for Bom noona?” He said.

“No. She already went home with top. She texted me” I said. Omg, are we having a normal conversation right now?

“Oh.. Noona said she’ll tour you around YGE. Do you want me to tour you instead? Well. If that’s okay with you.” He said… HAHAHAHAHAHA AM I DREAMING BECAUSE IF I AM PLEASE DON’T EVER WAKE ME UP DEAR LORD.

“Aren’t you busy? I mean, I’m just a disturbance to your work.” I said. Omg omg, please say no.

“No. I’m not really busy. And you’re not a disturbance. I’m not doing anything right now. Just sitting here.” He said.

I looked at him like he’s some angel who went down on earth. “uhm yeah sure. Thank you” I awkwardly said. Way to go miss Sandara Park. Why are you so awkward? Like duh, Of course I’m awkward, I’m talking with mister g-dragon here.

“Don’t be awkward around me.. I think we should talk comfortably. What should I call you?” He asked me. Omg omg omg, Taking all my self-control not to scream!!

“Well.. Since I’m older than you…” I said and he cut me off before I actually finish my sentence.

“You’re older than me!? You mean, You’re my noona!?!” He said. Obviously shocked about the fact that I’m his noona.

“I’m 29… I’m pretty old, right?” I said.

“You don’t look 29 at all! Are you a vampire?! I thought you were 21 or something!” He exaggeratedly said.

“Maybe I am a vampire.” I jokingly said.

“Bite me so I can be a vampire too.” He said. Uhm.. DID HE JUST SAY THAT I SHOULD BITE HIM BECAUSE!!!!!

“Don’t look at me like that. I was joking too.” He laughed at me. I then, pouted.

“You’re really cute. I refuse to call you noona. I’ll just comfortably call you dara. Is that okay?” He said. I nodded.

And so we walked around YGE. He would tell me a story about each room and he’ll go joke about everything which are really corny jokes by the way. But the way he says each jokes make me laugh. And wow I didn’t know it was already late when we are now in the rooftop. It’s pretty dark already!

“Oh! It’s already 7PM!” I said as I look at the time on my phone.

“Do you need someone to take you home?” Jiyong then said. I looked him, completely shocked. Is he saying that he’ll take me home…

“Dara, you should stop looking at me like im some angel.” He chuckled.

“Well.. I don’t really want to go home while riding a Lamborghini… That’s pretty fancy and will attract too many attentions. And I don’t really want my name in hate cafes or fanaccts.” I honestly said.

He was about to say something when my phone rang. Bom is calling and yeah, I answered it.

“Yah!! Where are you?!”

“I’m in YG Building.” I replied.

“What? You’re still there? Do you plan on sleep there?! Go home.”

“How did you even know I’m not home yet. Stalker” I said.

“Miss Sandara Park. I went to your apartment to check up on you because you might be mad because I left you in YG by yourself. Turns out you’re still there. What are you doing there?! It’s late!”

“I’m with Jiyong. Don’t worry about me.” I said.

“Whaaaat!? You’re with who?! Jiyong?! Since when did you two get so close…”

“I don’t know. Maybe when some corn monster left me here in YGE.” I sarcastically said.

“Ottokae~ Is my Ssandara mad?! Go home! I mean go here in my apartment. Sleep here!”

“Ohhh. I like that idea. Okay, okay. Wait for me!” I said and hanged up.

“You need to go?” Jiyong said.

“Uhm. Yeah. I had a really good time! Thank you.” I said.

“You can hug me as a thank you.” He said. Uhmm……

“Just kidding. Well, up to you.” He smiled at me. That gummy smile.

I then walked near him and hugged him ~awkwardly~ “Thank you!” I smiled at him.

“I can take you home. I don’t say no for an answer. And it’s dark already. Don’t worry I wont use the Lamborghini.” He said. Aigoo, He is pretty stubborn, is he? But who am I to refuse to be honest, G-dragon of bigbang offering me a lift home.

“Well.. Who am I to say no? Thank you.” I said.

So the ride on the way to Bom’s apartment was really fun. He’d tell stories about their concerts and how hard it is to be a trainee. And how stubborn Bom is. Which I agree to. And as the saying goes, time goes fast when you’re having fun. We’re now here in front of Bom’s apartment.

“Thank you!” I said. “I never imagined to actually talk to you like this. I mean G-dragon of bigbang just gave me a lift.”

“You can write fanaccts about it.” He said.

“I think I should not. VIPS might hunt me.” I said.

“So uhm. Can I have your number?” He then shyly asked me.. AND DID HE JUST BLUSH?!

“Of course you can have my number!” I said and he gave me his phone and so I typed my number in.

“Text or call me anytime you want… Err. Just don’t call around 3AM maybe because I’m asleep that time” I said.

“I will keep that in mind.” He chuckled.