Organic Chemist: Everything left of the staircase on the periodic table is metal.
Inorganic Chemist: Actually, boron, carbon, aluminum, silicon, arsenic, tellurium, and astatine are metalloids
Astronomer: Everything but hydrogen and helium are metals.
Physicist: all nonmetals become metallic under very high pressure and low temperature.
Biologist: I think there's like one type of snail that has some metal in their shells 🤷








