#meredithalden

@norton7 and @sonofhighrock: According to the tracking information, you have received physical gifts. Please make posts about them ASAP!

@sonofhighrock and @neonbutchery: At this point, we assume you're not making gifts as we've attempted to contact you several times via email with no response. If we are mistaken, please let us know (and post those late gifts??).

@meredithalden: Can we please get an updated ETA? Did you post something we missed?

@runningon4hoursofsleep: Did you post yesterday and forget to tell us?

@katschy: We've tried emailing, and apparently we can't @ you here (though we've seen you in the notifications, so we hope you see this!). We're pretty sure you put something in the mail and just forgot to tell us/send us the tracking info. Can you please get in contact ASAP?

Despite all this, for those of you still waiting on gifts, it's under control. Many of you have things already in the mail and headed your way.

I had/have a fic title called "Heat Death" rattling around in my head that was going to take place immediately post-Destroy ending after the Citadel explodes, following Shep dragging her broken body out of the rubble to find a shuttle, who picks her up, the Normandy recovering, and the state of civilization until the Normandy crew finally reunites with her in the hospital. but I must have lost all other notes for it because I legitimately cannot remember what my hook for the idea was or why I wanted to write it other than to use the title "Heat Death" lmao

since that's kind of unsatisfying, I also once had an idea for a codex-style fic where I'd make up a bunch of academic and epistolary entries about my Shepard? things like how she's written about in textbooks and the news, etc. I tried writing it but ffs it was wayyy hard than expected

that suuuucks I am sorry! I also have a micro usb cord kickin' somewhere if that would help. p.s. DEATH TO CAPITALISM

I've got a USB cord I'm usin' while I seek out a wall charger. Thank you though!!!

eubalaena replied to your post “haha wow I left my cell phone charger at work overnight and it was...”

what kind of cell phone charger is it? Chris and I have a charger for an older phone if it's an old dumb phone or we also have a bunch of USB to micro USB cables and wall converters if u need we can send you one

HM! It's an android phone wall charger. I think the bit on the end is for a micro usb. If you've got any old straight up wall chargers I wouldn't be averse to a donation. Thank you for the offer!

forgetful-asexual replied to your post “haha wow I left my cell phone charger at work overnight and it was...”

That's some shit.

Yeah srs.

kittysense replied to your post “haha wow I left my cell phone charger at work overnight and it was...”

I'm sorry about big jerky jerks and the bigger, jerkier jerks who hire them. They are butts. *hugs*

HOLY CRAP GOOD LUCK i believe in u P.S. i will bake you some treats and feed them to you when you're ready to come up for air, also do you want help carrying stuff y/n?

Yes, yes very much yes I would love to lie on your couch and eat baked goods crafted by your cyber future hands. As far as help goes I'm ACTUALLY considering hiring people to carry stuff for me so I don't have to lift a thing. But if I end up balking at the cost I could use all the hands I can get. Probably Saturday or Sunday???? EH???? 

kittysense replied to your post “my life is about to get fucking RIDICULOUS i was just called to do a...”

Good luck darling! I am sending you all the best vibes I can gather! <3

Card 1: The Tower (past situation)

Hooo boy. Things have been very very bad for you. This is a card of ultimate change. Serious change. Life-altering change. It’s a tower being struck by lightning. Also, the tower is on fire. What was built tall and proud has been toppled. Everything has been burnt away and what remains will be empty and clean. If Sailor Saturn had a card, this would probably be it. This is what it’s been like for you in your relationship recently. I am so, so sorry.

Card 2: Eight of Rods (present situation)

The Eight of Rods is a card that commands you to take action. The iron is hot, so strike it immediately, before it cools down and you have to start all over again. You've been thinking about taking action for a long time. Your preparations have led you to this moment. Act! This card can also indicate the culmination of your efforts leading to the natural ending of something. This doesn't necessarily mean the relationship at large! It could be a behavior, a habit, a style of communication, etc. It can also herald the arrival of a particular bit of information that will make a crucial difference in your situation. Taken with the Tower, it seems to me that this card is saying now that the calamity is over, it's time to take action through ending something. 

Card 3: King of Cups (possible outcome)

Face cards like him nearly always represent particular people (of any or no gender). I don't know whether he represents your partner, someone else you know, or someone you haven't yet met. Future cards are tricky in that way. He's generally a wonderful card to get! He represents a compassionate, patient, insightful, caring person who loves to teach, has a relaxing demeanor, and listens to what other people have to say. He's also an action card, like the Eight of Rods before him. If he doesn't represent a person, he appears to remind you to act like him. Be kind. Use diplomacy. Reach out and try hard to understand someone else.