#katschy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36803311

I'm sorry this took so long, but I really wanted to challenge myself for your gift. I have written you a Shakarian fic that I hope gives you all the feels <3

Also, thank you to @masseffectholidaycheer for organizing this every year!

@norton7 and @sonofhighrock: According to the tracking information, you have received physical gifts. Please make posts about them ASAP!

@sonofhighrock and @neonbutchery: At this point, we assume you're not making gifts as we've attempted to contact you several times via email with no response. If we are mistaken, please let us know (and post those late gifts??).

@meredithalden: Can we please get an updated ETA? Did you post something we missed?

@runningon4hoursofsleep: Did you post yesterday and forget to tell us?

@katschy: We've tried emailing, and apparently we can't @ you here (though we've seen you in the notifications, so we hope you see this!). We're pretty sure you put something in the mail and just forgot to tell us/send us the tracking info. Can you please get in contact ASAP?

Despite all this, for those of you still waiting on gifts, it's under control. Many of you have things already in the mail and headed your way.

It’s from a local pottey place (is there a noun for such a thing, not sure), Ballydougan Pottery. I love it’s curvy shape and cute blue flower.

That said, I am intrigued about the results of screaming SCIENCE FASTER!! Would they listen? Would they care? Would it make them spitefully science slower? I need to know.

Evfra requested by @katschy as an available LI in the Mix n Mass Effect Sticker sets. 

Oooh, report!!

This is a piece to @katschy for @masseffectholidaycheer I am sooooo sorry I took so long. This was my first try at a gift exchange and the writer’s block kept dogging me. I hope you like it! 

I wanted to give you some more Zaeed/Shepard since, honestly, your writing is the first I’d seen of the pair and I could tell you liked them a lot. 

Words: 1706 Rating: General Warnings: No warnings apply Relationships: Zaeed Massani/Female Shepard Characters: Zaeed Massani, Female Shepard Additional Tags: post-war, post-ending, cameo by the Council, just a couple mercs on the run and trying to retire, being troublemakers. Summary: Zaeed and Shepard are living the quiet life, taking jobs when they want to and trying to avoid the Council who seems to still want Shepard's help now and then. Zaeed is getting tired of them and decides to take Shepard out and give them a bit of a troll. 

Okay, what were you doing and why weren’t you being more careful? Is it a bad cut or can you just put a plaster on it?

i was trying to cut butter using too small a knife. i could get enough force behind the handle but not the other end of the blade, so i was using my off-hand to apply the extra force, and somehow managed to cut my finger.