#merdeposting

Les Mis superhero AU. Valjean exists simultaneously in two of his identities, Fauchelevent and Madeleine. True to the og cartoon TwoFace, half of his costume is the mayor's impeccably-tailored but unfashionably-colored green coat (think of Marius' embarrassment at his own green coat in the Brick), and the other half is his unfortunate mustard-colored coat with the wig pockets and money sewn into the linings. His motto is the biblical do not let your right hand know what your left hand is doing. He dispenses alms with one side and helpful inventions/plant advice pamphlets with the other. He parkours across the rooftops leaving money in people's chimneys Saint-Nicolas style. He swoops in on every faulty-infrastructure related accident to rescue everyone involved. And meanwhile, Javert, despite grudgingly respecting his efforts, still pursues him and tries to gather evidence against him because in his villain incarnation he is...