#mercutian

а поебаться тебе не завернуть?

Translation: “Wanna wrap up and fuck off?”

Meaning: A dismissive, aggressive way to tell someone to get lost or stop bothering you, implying they’re wasting time.

Example: The Exhalted snaps at Talos in the Strategium, “A poebat’sya tebe ne zaveranut’?”

а сто хуев - большая куча?

Translation: “A hundred dicks a big pile?”

Meaning: A sarcastic retort questioning someone’s complaint or exaggeration, implying their problem isn’t a big deal.

Example: Uzas laughs as a brother complains about a lasbolt grazing his armor. “Sto khuev—bol’shaya kucha?” he cackles.

в душе не ебу

Translation: “I don’t fucking know.”

Meaning: A blunt admission of ignorance or confusion, often with frustration.

Example: Xarl glares at a tech-priest babbling about a malfunctioning warp drive. “V dushe ne ebu,” he mutters.

война - хуйня, главное маневры

Translation: “War’s bullshit, maneuvers are what matter.”

Meaning: A cynical dismissal of grand conflicts, emphasising strategy or survival over ideals.

Example: Cyrion ducks a daemon’s claw and sneers, “Voina—khuinya, glavnoe manevry,” chopping off the creature’s head.

голосуй не голосуй, вот уже получишь хуй

Translation: “Vote or don’t, you’re still fucked.”

Meaning: A nihilistic jab at futility, suggesting outcomes are rigged or inevitable.

Example: Mercutian watches slaves beg for freedom at a mock trial. “Golosuy ne golosuy, vot uzhe poluchish khuy,” he drawls.

дневальный! подай станок ебальный!

Translation: “Orderly! Fetch the fucking-machine!”

Meaning: A crude, barked order, often humorous, for a mundane item, like a shaving tool.

Example: Variel, flaying a prisoner’s skin for armor, hisses at a trembling serf, “Dneval’niy! Poday stanok yebal’niy!”

ёбарь-перехватчик

Translation: “Cock-blocking interceptor.”

Meaning: A playful or mocking term for someone who ruins plans or interrupts pleasure.

Example: Talos curses as a Harlequin jetbike foils his ambush. “Yobar’-perekhvatchik,” he snarls.

ебись оно конем

Translation: “Let it fuck a horse.”

Meaning: A dismissive curse, wishing something frustrating would go away or fail spectacularly.

Example: Xarl glares at a jammed plasma cannon, sparks flying. “Ebis’ ono konem,” he spits.

ебать мои саночки

Translation: “Fuck my little sledge.”

Meaning: An exasperated exclamation, often humorous, for a situation gone wrong, like “damn it all.”

Example: Uzas slips on ice mid-charge, his chainaxe skidding. “Ebat’ moi sanochki,” he roars.

заработать хуем по затылку

Translation: “Earn a dick to the back of the head.”

Meaning: To deserve a harsh, humiliating punishment for stupidity or failure.

Example: For their efforts, the First Claw was on many occasions dangerously close to "Zarabotat' khuem po zatylku" from the Exhalted.

и рыбку съесть, и на хуй сесть

Translation: “Eat the fish and sit on the dick.”

Meaning: Wanting to have it all—greedily seeking two incompatible rewards.

Example: Mercutian catches a brother hoarding both gold and sacred relics. “I rybku syest’, i na khuy sest’,” he scoffs.

каждый кулик на своём хую велик

Translation: “Every snipe’s a king on his own dick.”

Meaning: Everyone boasts about their own importance, no matter how small their domain.

Example: “Kazhdy kulik na svoyom khuyu velik,” Mercutian says thoughtfully, looking at Abaddon from afar.

какая пизда тебя родила

Translation: “What cunt birthed you?”

Meaning: A harsh insult questioning someone’s origins or worth, implying they’re despicable.

Example: Talos faces captive Ruven. “Kakaya pizda tebya rodila?” he marvels at the traitor.

кого ебёт чужое горе

Translation: “Who gives a fuck about another’s grief?”

Meaning: A callous dismissal of others’ suffering, emphasising self-interest.

Example: Xarl ignores pleas from fleeing civilians. “Kogo yebot chuzhoye gore?” he growls, bisecting a militia leader.

на моих золотых полчаса как спиздили

Translation: “My golden half-hour got fucking stolen.”

Meaning: Complaining about wasted time, especially precious moments.

Example: Uzas curses a delayed duel with a World Eater. “Na moikh zolotykh polchasa kak spizdili,” he snarls.

на одном месте не уебёшь — надо перетаскивать

Translation: “You can’t fuck it up in one spot—you gotta drag it around.”

Meaning: A sarcastic remark about spreading chaos or failure across multiple efforts.

Example: Cyrion watches a botched boarding action spiral. “Na odnom meste ne uyebosh—nado peretaskivat’,” he mutters.

нас ебут, а мы крепчаем

Translation: “They fuck us, and we get stronger.”

Meaning: A defiant boast about resilience in the face of adversity.

Example: Talos rallies his squad under orbital bombardment. “Nas yebut, a my krepchayem,” he roars.

ни в пизду, ни в Красную Армию

Translation: “Neither to the cunt nor the Red Army.”

Meaning: Something utterly useless, unfit for any purpose.

Example: Uzas tosses aside a jammed lasrifle. “Ni v pizdu, ni v Krasnuyu Armiyu,” he growls.

носим ношеное, ебём брошенное

Translation: “We wear what’s worn, fuck what’s abandoned.”

Meaning: A grim acceptance of scavenging and taking what’s left behind.

Example: Variel patches his armor with looted ceramite. “Nosim noshenoye, yebom broshennoye,” he mutters.

понеслась пизда по кочкам

Translation: “The cunt’s off bouncing over the bumps.”

Meaning: Things have spiralled into a chaotic, unstoppable disaster.

Example: Uzas laughs as explosions rock the structure and the debris starts falling. “Poneslas’ pizda po kochkam,” he cackles.

таких друзей — за хуй да в музей

Translation: “Friends like these—grab ‘em by the dick and stick ‘em in a museum.”

Meaning: A sarcastic jab at unreliable or useless allies, suggesting they’re only good as relics.

Example: Cyrion glares at a renegade marine who fled mid-battle. “Takikh druzey—za khuy da v muzey,” he chuckles.

соси хуй утопленника!

Translation: “Suck a drowned man’s dick!”

Meaning: A crude, dismissive insult, telling someone to get lost or do something repulsive.

Example: Xarl shoves a begging scavenger away. “Sosi khuy utoplennika!”

слово за слово, хуем по столу

Translation: “Word for word, dick on the table.”

Meaning: An argument escalating to a point of no return, like a crude showdown.

Example: In the Umbral Claw’s war room, Talos and the Exhalted communication often followed "Slovo za slovo, khuem po stolu" pattern.

шахтёрам — кресты, инженерам — пизды, директору — нары, владельцу — Канары

Translation: “Miners get crosses, engineers get fucked, the director gets prison, the owner gets the Canaries.”

Meaning: A cynical take on societal hierarchy, where workers suffer, bosses escape, and the rich thrive.

Example: Ruven watches slaves toil under the whips. “Shakhtyuram—kresty, inzheneram—pizdy, direktoru—nary, vladel’tsu—Kanary,” he notes to himself.

хуй сосали комбайнёры

Translation: “The harvesters sucked dick.”

Meaning: A crude dismissal of someone’s failure or incompetence, often mocking their efforts.